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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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Yup. Aside from the tastless, "colorful candy shell", M&M's are basically "same shit, different shape" compared to chocolate ships. I bet if they sold those chocolate chunks in candy packages, those things would sell like hot-cakes.
Basically the worst topic ever...but discuss.
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Gantrithor
Title: Big Sexy
Joined: Jul 22 2008
Location: North Carolina
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The Peanut M&M's were always better anyway.
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
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M&M's are good milk chocolate, chocolate chips are semisweet.
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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the green ones make you horny.
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
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did you just derail a topic to sex...without Aika???
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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| did you just derail a topic to sex...without Aika??? |
I know, there's a first for everything. But Hey whenever there is a thread about M&Ms, it's almost required for someone to make that old joke. Why do you think the commercials made the green M&M a woman in the first place.
It's completely false BTW .. . . . sadly  when and how did it start in the first place?
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
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| ReeperTheSeeker wrote: |
I know, there's a first for everything. But Hey whenever there is a thread about M&Ms, it's almost required for someone to make that old joke. Why do you think the commercials made the green M&M a woman in the first place.
It's completely false BTW .. . . . sadly when and how did it start in the first place? |
People actually thought that? That's more pathetic than the Axe commercials.
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
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I heard if you ate 15 of the blue ones (peanut variety) you would get high off the food coloring used to dye the shell
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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Peanut Butter M&M's FTW!
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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I liked the crunchy ones that they had. Those were pretty awesome.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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what about those hershey mini kisses that literally ARE chpocolate chips with a coat?
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
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The reason they made M&M's instead of just selling chocolate chips in little bags is that the chocolate chips would melt. (M&M's melt in your mouth, not in your hand, if you recall).
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Finally someone mentions green M&Ms, I can now post this annoying and completely retarded GIF!
 
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
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| Char Aznable wrote: |
| I liked the crunchy ones that they had. Those were pretty awesome. |
Yea, I was kinda pissed when I stopped seeing them in the candy section.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
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| JRA wrote: |
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| I liked the crunchy ones that they had. Those were pretty awesome. |
Yea, I was kinda pissed when I stopped seeing them in the candy section. |
Fuck yeah, those things were awesome. Shit, now I'm craving them. 
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
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I heard candy rights organizations want to put an end to M&M tournaments and put the blue ones on the list of endangered species.
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ReeperTheSeeker
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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the cool guy hat, hand full of money, and the green M&M of fertility are supposed to trick women into thinking that I am highly desirable, and so far hasn't worked yet. I'll just have to make it faster and more obnoxious I guess.
Slightly on topic, anybody had those crunchy snickers? I dare you to eat one and not be blown away by it's awesome radness.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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the snickers adventure bar with the cocoanut is better.
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
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Peanut Butter M and M's are my faves. I was never a fan of the Crispy M and M's you guys loved. they were disappointing.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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I especially loved the peanut ones. they still make those right?
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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I never loved them in cookies, but they are the best trailmix addition ever. The only close competitor is raisins, but they are more of a trailmix manditory item.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| JEW wrote: |
| I especially loved the peanut ones. they still make those right? |
The ones in the yellow bag? Yeah I'm pretty sure they still make em.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Of course they make Peanut M&Ms! That's the only non-plain one they'll always make!
You guys should come up to Canada and try Smarties. They're just like M&Ms, but the chocolate's better 
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