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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
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That doesn't surprise me. It would've been hilarious if someone actually did beat him and he continued to make movies (although that would also be unsurprising).
I just wish the dumb jerk would stop ruining game franchises with crap movies; I mean, I'm not a huge fan of Postal, but Alone in the Dark and Bloodrayne are relatively good games. I just wish he'd stay away.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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someone must enjopy them. if he wawnt making money off of them, he'd stop.
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GPFontaine
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nihilisticglee
Joined: Oct 12 2007
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the thing is he does make money, but only because his movies fail. It is some loophole in the German Tax system that he is taking advantage of.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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| someone must enjopy them. if he wawnt making money off of them, he'd stop. |
A few people might enjoy them, but the real money maker is a combo of really cheap production, and the gullible audience that goes to see his movies because of how bad they are.
He has managed powerful name recognition without any shred of talent, and people who think they are MST3K need to wise up and realize they are feeding a cancer.
Is that tax thing true?
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
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| Is that tax thing true? |
Kinda. There was indeed a loophole in the tax system for media funds that he and others (the first Tomb Raider movie for example) took advantage of, but it's been closed in 2005. The tax benefits for German media funds (intended as an investment incentive) still remained though, and he took advantage of those up until Far Cry. After that he started financing his movies independently.
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MouthForWar
Title: The People's Champ!
Joined: Apr 03 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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The first time I ever saw Bloodrayne, was on an extremely late slot on HBO or some shit. All I remember was a sloppy storyline, fugly costumes, bad sets, and morbid acting. I mean, this looked like a B-grade film. It was a mess! A complete fucking mess!! I'd rather watch my sister's lap dog eat his own shit, and then lick his crack, then ever watch that bad excuse for a film......EVER AGAIN!
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MouthForWar
Title: The People's Champ!
Joined: Apr 03 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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The first time I ever saw Bloodrayne, was on an extremely late slot on HBO or some shit. All I remember was a sloppy storyline, fugly costumes, bad sets, and morbid acting. I mean, this looked like a B-grade film. It was a mess! A complete fucking mess!! I'd rather watch my sister's lap dog eat his own shit, and then lick his crack, then ever watch that bad excuse for a film......EVER AGAIN!
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Fake Boll, you scare me like the real thing, but if you were the real thing, you'd scare me more.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| I bet you are the type of loser that would download the iBeer application for your iPhone so that you could fake pour it onto a replica R2-D2. |
i missed this whole thread but i saw this post on there, and i have to ask, does that really exist? because thats ridiculous. might as well buy real beer
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| username wrote: |
| GPFontaine wrote: |
| I bet you are the type of loser that would download the iBeer application for your iPhone so that you could fake pour it onto a replica R2-D2. |
i missed this whole thread but i saw this post on there, and i have to ask, does that really exist? because thats ridiculous. might as well buy real beer |
This guy I know at work has it. I think it might be called iPint.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| username wrote: |
| GPFontaine wrote: |
| I bet you are the type of loser that would download the iBeer application for your iPhone so that you could fake pour it onto a replica R2-D2. |
i missed this whole thread but i saw this post on there, and i have to ask, does that really exist? because thats ridiculous. might as well buy real beer |
This guy I know at work has it. I think it might be called iPint. |
thats fucking retarded
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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DrBoll
Joined: Jun 21 2008
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the assholes out there like to m
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DrBoll
Joined: Jun 21 2008
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the assholes out there like to MAKE FUN OF ME and i am DRINKING because i am NOT YOU and I CAN DRINK AND FUCK WOMEN because im a DIRECTOR -- not like you who complain and then go to shitty jobs at starbucks to make coffee! making the jealouse is not going to help you when your asked what your QUALIFYING FACTORS ARE at your next job interview so you should STOP.
im a GOOD at filmmaking and i KNOW this so i dont NEED anyone else to tell me this.
but i have drunk too much now and i should stop posting but FLAME AWAY NERDS
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DrBoll
Joined: Jun 21 2008
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abnd one thing more
MICHAEL BAY SHITS!!!!
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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Triple posting troll
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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abnd one thing more
MICHAEL BAY SHITS!!!! |
Don't most people do this?
I think it is important to note that given the choice between a Michael Bay movie, or a ... who the fuck are you again?
Well the only choice is to watch a Michael Bay movie, because no one on earth knows anything you have done.
Using your method of arguing, I am an awesome director and UWE BOLL SHITS!!!!
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FNJ
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MouthForWar
Title: The People's Champ!
Joined: Apr 03 2008
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HILARIOUS! 
As if Uwe Boll really had anything else better to do then stalk this community of metalhead "nerds" instead of dedicating his wasted time on writing more acceptable screen plays that for the most part, take video game culture and regurgitate on them, with vile vomit that stinks of my sister's lap dog's shit. BAM!
Shame on you, Uwe Boll fake. Go back to your shrine and make out with your cardboard cut out of the real Uwe Boll. You sick individual!
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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Last night I was watching the Gphoria (G4phoria?) award nominees and there was a category for "games most deserving of a Uwe Boll movie" or something along the lines of that. Heh.
Also, while I was watching, Morgan Webb pronounced his name as "ooh-way bowl", so I guess that's how it's pronounced.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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I wouldn't call what you do directing, Boll.
I think Boll is Jew, the drunk posting makes me think so.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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| Cam-win wrote: |
| Also, while I was watching, Morgan Webb pronounced his name as "ooh-way bowl", so I guess that's how it's pronounced. |
Sorry pal, not everything that comes out of her mouth is true. It's "Ooh-vuh."
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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I think it is pronounced: ūwē bôl
Also, can I convert my Achievement badge converted into something that will work on my Wii?
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DarkMaze
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