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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
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I think most of us would go see this movie even if all we knew about it was this poster:
Not that you need it, but's here's the plot:
It's about a wrestler named Tyrannosaurus Rex who is on the run from a biker gang from hell. The idea for the film is loosely based on the comic book Zombie did with Steve Niles (30 Days of Night) entitled THE NAIL. Here's the synopsis for the comic: Hunted in one of the most desolate regions of America, preyed upon by an evil that does not sleep, Rex Hauser is The Nail - and it's time he took a stand. A semi-pro wrestler, Hauser has been touring the country performing at small-time arenas until the fateful night he and his family run afoul of a bloodthirsty gang of Satanic bikers stalking the North Dakota Badlands. Now he's a lone man fighting for the survival of his loved ones in a no-holds-barred standoff against the forces of Hell itself! The Nail is a relentless, unflinching portrait of the heart of darkness, and what one man will sacrifice to hold it at bay.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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The plot has one part intrigue for me and 9 parts awful. For thsi kind of movie, the plot isn't really important, if I hear it's got good solid action and effects once it comes out, I will probably give it a shot.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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Is this movie real? I wanna go see it.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
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Word is that Danny Trejo is going to be playing the title character.
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
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That shit is like going on a roid rage with a goth person. Fuckin thing, SUCKS.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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People are going to hate, others will like it. Zombie is like M. Night in terms of a niche audience. They make what they make.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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I want "51% Motherfucker, 49% Son of a Bitch" on my grave stone.
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FNJ
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that is totally sweet. I would go see that immediately. also, that would be one hell of a gravestone.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
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New concept art poster:
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Gantrithor
Title: Big Sexy
Joined: Jul 22 2008
Location: North Carolina
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This looks badass as hell, and Trejo would be perfect for this.
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FNJ
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Joined: Jun 07 2006
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I want this movie
NOOOOWWWWWW!
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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Doesn't Rob Zombie suck? I havn't seen any of his movies, but I don't think I have ever heard/read a review for any of his movies that was positive.
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nihilisticglee
Joined: Oct 12 2007
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It depends, House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects had some pretty good reviews and were good flims for when compared to similar flims like Hostel. And the Halloween remake had some mixed reviews, winning several awards and being a major financial success, but has earned bad reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic.
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Douche McCallister
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Rotten Tomatoes also gave Running Scared a shitty review and that was an awesome movie. I never trust critics, no one has the same taste in films across the board.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1185408/
It's unknown who is going to play T-Rex yet, i vote for Zombie. That looks just like him.
I've near see rob's work but it's got to be better the Boll.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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Are you still talking about Rob Zombie? Cause the man is old and withered, and certainly not fit for playing a part as a pro wrestler.
What ever happened to El Superbeasto?
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dddddddd
Joined: Jul 06 2008
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i hated every rob zombie movie so fare i hate what he did with halloween there is so many things wrong with that movie its not even funny it makes me wonder if robs ever seen a halloween movie
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