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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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| DrBoll wrote: |
I regret that the LOWTAX boxed me instead of SYDLEXIA. Only LOWTAX people know whereas SYDLEXIA not so much. And all those who say that I am stupid and that my movies are trash are JEALOUSE of what I have accomplished with making such huge improvments up to IN THE NAME OF THE KING. Can you get BURT REYNOLDS in your movie which as you shot with a toy camera? I admit HOUSE OF THE DEAD wasnt my best work but thats because of budgetary reasons and I had to use in-game footage but NEVER AGAIN.
Go back to the IMDB and your iphones gpfontaine. |
You haven't really accomplished much of anything. Didn't you also direct BloodRayne? Not exactly something to be proud of. In fact, nothing you've directed is something to be proud of. That's like someone bragging about the fact that they made a little kid cry at their birthday party.
By the way, have you played a game called Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney? There's this character in the game named Redd, and he adds unneccessary suffixes (like "expensivatory" or "fastious") to random words to make himself sound intelligent. You remind me of him.
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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Why are you guys talking to him like he's actually Boll? Or, indeed, like he's not a fellow forum member?
Look, "gullible" is written on the ceiling!
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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| DrBoll wrote: |
| Go back to the IMDB and your iphones gpfontaine. |
I know you are but what am I.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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| DarkMaze wrote: |
Why are you guys talking to him like he's actually Boll? Or, indeed, like he's not a fellow forum member?
Look, "gullible" is written on the ceiling! |
I have a lot of Boll-induced rage that I've been bottling up; it's nice to pretend.
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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Haha, I can respect that.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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| DarkMaze wrote: |
Why are you guys talking to him like he's actually Boll? Or, indeed, like he's not a fellow forum member?
Look, "gullible" is written on the ceiling! |
I know for a fact it's not really him. I pointed that out like 3 times.
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
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| DarkMaze wrote: |
Why are you guys talking to him like he's actually Boll? Or, indeed, like he's not a fellow forum member?
Look, "gullible" is written on the ceiling! |
Talking to him like he is Boll is a good way to ridicule him. We all know that it's not really him
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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| docinsano wrote: |
| DarkMaze wrote: |
Why are you guys talking to him like he's actually Boll? Or, indeed, like he's not a fellow forum member?
Look, "gullible" is written on the ceiling! |
Talking to him like he is Boll is a good way to ridicule him. We all know that it's not really him |
More like make him laugh his ass off.
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| i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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| you know he'd probably go away if you just stopped posting. |
Ya, but this is more fun.
We all know that he's just some angry fanboy and probably throws shit and then cries in a corner out of frustrationg after all of our responses trashing him.
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Lawyers, Guns and Money |
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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| anorexorcist wrote: |
| Kojjiro! wrote: |
| you know he'd probably go away if you just stopped posting. |
Ya, but this is more fun.
We all know that he's just some angry fanboy and probably throws shit and then cries in a corner out of frustrationg after all of our responses trashing him. |
You know, Syd said that it is one of us and is doing it as a prank.
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| i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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| DarknessDeku wrote: |
| anorexorcist wrote: |
| Kojjiro! wrote: |
| you know he'd probably go away if you just stopped posting. |
Ya, but this is more fun.
We all know that he's just some angry fanboy and probably throws shit and then cries in a corner out of frustrationg after all of our responses trashing him. |
You know, Syd said that it is one of us and is doing it as a prank. |
Is it possible that one of us is actually Uwe Boll?
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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There are/have been some pretty fucking stupid members here...but I don't think anyone is quite mentaly handicapped enough to be Uwe Boll.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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anyone remember the association of racist gamers?
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DrBoll
Joined: Jun 21 2008
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So we are bringing POSTAL to the DVD and BLURAY on 26 August in the USA which was afraid to show the movie in real theaters.
http://www.postal-the-movie.com/index.htm
You should see it and understand why Hollywood is afraid of Uwe Boll. Because I am not Michael Bay or fucking Eli Roth.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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Is his first name pronounced "You" or "You-wee" or "You-way" or "Ooh-eee" or "Uh-wee"? I never could figure that out...
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Gantrithor
Title: Big Sexy
Joined: Jul 22 2008
Location: North Carolina
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I always pronounced his full name as "You Bowl".
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Posts: 2578
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It's pronounced "OO-vuh".
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Dude (if you are Boll) why are you getting so mad if people do not like your movies? It's not like childish name calling and anger will somehow win everyone over to your side of the argument. 
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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"Uwe Boll" is pronounced: "Bad Director"
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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| Dude (if you are Boll) why are you getting so mad if people do not like your movies? It's not like childish name calling and anger will somehow win everyone over to your side of the argument. |
It's not like the real Uwe Boll doesn't act like that; I heard that he literally challenged a whole bunch of critics who hate his movies to a boxing match.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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the boxing match was a publicity stunt.
he challenged them to boxing matches, which would be filmed and put into one of his movies, and if any of them could knock him out, he promised to retire from filmmaking forever.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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Did anyone knock him out?
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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nope, he had been training, and he woulndt accept challenges frm anyone that he thought would beat him.
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