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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
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Gantrithor
Title: Big Sexy
Joined: Jul 22 2008
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 295
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Ah yes, a movie about John Madden. With ninjas fighting space pirates thrown in for good measure.
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
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uwe boll should make a vectorman movie, atleast then he'd get to make a movie about a bunch of balls.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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Another Uwe Boll impersonator? How often does this happen?
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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| What the fuck is a greenzeke? Are you like BALLS or something? |
Maybe it's RegalSin.
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DrBoll
Joined: Jun 21 2008
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It is easy to insult the ones who actually do what they WANT, isn't it NERDS?
Make a Madden movie? Come ON! Only in America is your FOOTBALL cared about. The rest of the world watches a DIFFERENT GAME. I think though the EA has some decent properties like BLACK and MASS EFFECT that could be cool movies. Lots of action and violence. Maybe some scares for MASS. Some hot women in those suits -- people you CARE ABOUT. Not this FUCKING BULLSHIT like the DARK KNIGHT with the girl who looks like a DOG and can't ACT even if she's better than MRS TOM CRUISE.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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It is easy to insult the ones who actually do what they WANT, isn't it NERDS?
Make a Madden movie? Come ON! Only in America is your FOOTBALL cared about. The rest of the world watches a DIFFERENT GAME. I think though the EA has some decent properties like BLACK and MASS EFFECT that could be cool movies. Lots of action and violence. Maybe some scares for MASS. Some hot women in those suits -- people you CARE ABOUT. Not this FUCKING BULLSHIT like the DARK KNIGHT with the girl who looks like a DOG and can't ACT even if she's better than MRS TOM CRUISE. |
I bet you are the type of loser that would download the iBeer application for your iPhone so that you could fake pour it onto a replica R2-D2.
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
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It is easy to insult the ones who actually do what they WANT, isn't it NERDS?
Make a Madden movie? Come ON! Only in America is your FOOTBALL cared about. The rest of the world watches a DIFFERENT GAME. I think though the EA has some decent properties like BLACK and MASS EFFECT that could be cool movies. Lots of action and violence. Maybe some scares for MASS. Some hot women in those suits -- people you CARE ABOUT. Not this FUCKING BULLSHIT like the DARK KNIGHT with the girl who looks like a DOG and can't ACT even if she's better than MRS TOM CRUISE. |
Didn't I see you checking yourself into the Insane Asylum two days ago? Of course, by "checking in" I mean "kicking and screaming" and by "Insane Asylum" I mean "Insane Asylum".
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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| Not this FUCKING BULLSHIT like the DARK KNIGHT with the girl who looks like a DOG and can't ACT even if she's better than MRS TOM CRUISE. |
I don't think the guy who directed Alone in the Dark has any room to talk.
And do you have to keep shouting? How about some italics? Or maybe, dare I ask, an underline? Or some bold? I know, it's a tough (not to mention completely foreign) concept, but I think you just might be able to manage.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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I'm doing to laugh if the real Boll joined the forums and found DrBoll.
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Posts: 2578
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I always meant to send Boll a copy of Press Start.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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| DarkMaze wrote: |
| I always meant to send Boll a copy of Press Start. |
What's stopping you?
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Posts: 2578
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S. McCracken
Moderator
Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2171
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| Laziness? |
Integrity?
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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| I vote that it's M3GA MAN. Their grammar is about the same. |
haha, I was thinking the same thing. They both dislike GPFontaine as well
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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this topic wins
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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| DarkMaze wrote: |
| I always meant to send Boll a copy of Press Start. |
I would rather watch your end credits then a Uwe Boll movie.
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
Posts: 1399
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| aika wrote: |
| I vote that it's M3GA MAN. Their grammar is about the same. |
haha, I was thinking the same thing. They both dislike GPFontaine as well |
I think you are both giving M3GA too much credit.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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| I think you are both giving M3GA too much credit. |
I concur. M3GA can't even make a coherent thought let alone a whole paragraph of words.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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DrBoll
Joined: Jun 21 2008
Posts: 36
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I regret that the LOWTAX boxed me instead of SYDLEXIA. Only LOWTAX people know whereas SYDLEXIA not so much. And all those who say that I am stupid and that my movies are trash are JEALOUSE of what I have accomplished with making such huge improvments up to IN THE NAME OF THE KING. Can you get BURT REYNOLDS in your movie which as you shot with a toy camera? I admit HOUSE OF THE DEAD wasnt my best work but thats because of budgetary reasons and I had to use in-game footage but NEVER AGAIN.
Go back to the IMDB and your iphones gpfontaine.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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Jealouse? What's jealouse? :/
I regret to inform you that you fail at spelling... and the English language in general.
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
Posts: 832
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you know he'd probably go away if you just stopped posting.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
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You know, I thought at first that this thread was about Nerds the candy, but this is way better.
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 1291
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I don't even think you're a real doctor, DrBoll. No university would accept someone who spells 'jealous' like 'jealouse'. Why, the very thought is preposterous.
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| I really like this person. |
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