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Posted: Jul 25 2008 02:27 pm

Clash of the Titans, Hook, Boogie Nights, Ultra Violet, all the land before time movies, and The Never Ending Story 3.

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Blackout wrote:

Clash of the Titans, Hook, Boogie Nights, Ultra Violet, all the land before time movies, and The Never Ending Story 3.

"It's the nastiness Bastian, don't let it control you!!!" Rolling Eyes

1 was classic, 2 was fair, and three was an abomination. I really was hoping for Jack Black to make it watchable but it's hard to believe he had the power to alter another dimension. How the hell did he do that anyway, i know he had the book but i don't ever remember him writing anything in it? Confused

I only hope the TV show was better.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110647/

Hook is . . . decent . . . if you're 5.

Rob: "HOOK . . . NO!!" Hook: Stabs punk douchbag. I really would like to see a gif of him getting stabbed over and over again. He was by far the most annoying character in the movie.

"My dad is Peter Pan" no kid your dad is Robin Williams. Enjoy you trauma. Twisted Evil

Posted: Jul 25 2008 08:08 pm

Encino Man is pretty horrible.

Posted: Jul 25 2008 08:27 pm

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:

Blackout wrote:

Clash of the Titans, Hook, Boogie Nights, Ultra Violet, all the land before time movies, and The Never Ending Story 3.

"It's the nastiness Bastian, don't let it control you!!!" Rolling Eyes

1 was classic, 2 was fair, and three was an abomination. I really was hoping for Jack Black to make it watchable but it's hard to believe he had the power to alter another dimension. How the hell did he do that anyway, i know he had the book but i don't ever remember him writing anything in it? Confused

I only hope the TV show was better.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110647/

Hook is . . . decent . . . if you're 5.

Rob: "HOOK . . . NO!!" Hook: Stabs punk douchbag. I really would like to see a gif of him getting stabbed over and over again. He was by far the most annoying character in the movie.

"My dad is Peter Pan" no kid your dad is Robin Williams. Enjoy you trauma. Twisted Evil

I bet everyone who knows that kid constantly chants "RUFIO RUFIO, and BANGERANG!" at him Laughing

Posted: Jul 25 2008 10:22 pm

Monsturd. A horrible, unfunny film that actually lives up to its name. Also, it looks like someone shot it with a camcorder or something like that. I'm guessing it was a college project (yet it managed to make itself to the shelves of the horror section of my nearest Blockbuster Video store).

I would've mentioned Hangmen as well, but ReeperTheSeeker beat me to it.

Another terrible film would be The Contract, starring John Cusack and Morgan Freeman. Honestly, I found more entertainment in this following link than I did from the movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0445946/board/flat/83292001?p=1

Posted: Jul 25 2008 10:25 pm

Blackout wrote:

Ultra Violet

I've never seen that, but the guy who directed it, Kurt Wimmer, also did Equilibrium which kicked ASS (it stars Christian Bale). He's also rumored to be the director of the upcoming Metal Gear Solid movie, according to IMDB.