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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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While you're sitting here discussing the situation, the stalker is probably breaking into your house right this minute and he's coming to get you.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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Shit! What position should I take when he breaks my bedroom door open? 
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天上天下唯我独尊 |
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 802
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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| aika wrote: |
| Shit! What position should I take when he breaks my bedroom door open? |
Doggystyle? |
This is sounding less and less like a serious concern and more and more like the plot of a bad porno that we're constructing as a group. 
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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who says it has to be a bad prono?
turn on the NES, strip down, and face the television screen, ass up. turn the lights off.
you must hit hte fireworks.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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This thread has become more tasteless than Paris Hilton's vagina
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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her vag has a taste.
it's mildew.
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Adrenaline
Title: Local Canadian!
Joined: Jun 18 2007
Location: Nova Scotia, Canadiana
Posts: 365
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JEW What you said had tears going down my face from laughing.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, grab a gun and starting firing wildly into the air.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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so... anything else show up in your front yard? or is the crisis averted?
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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