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Posted: Jul 24 2008 04:23 pm

M3GA MAN may have wrote:

Wow, are you partially retarded? Guys could do "it" with her while she sleeps. I hope no one's stalking her too.

....... my first thought at this was "damn, if he can do "IT" to me while I'm sleeping, either he's severely lacking in the size department, or I sleep like the dead."

Again, however, I restate my point:

aika wrote:

LOL, because, what, lady stalkers are okay? If a girl wants to break in and have hot, lesbian sex with me, none of you would care? Sad

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aika wrote:

M3GA MAN may have wrote:

Wow, are you partially retarded? Guys, could do "it" with her while she sleeps. I hope no one's stalking her too.

....... my first thought at this was "damn, if he can do "IT" to me while I'm sleeping, either he's severely lacking in the size department, or I sleep like the dead."

I'm not sure that he understands what "it" means if he thinks that a guy could get away with that. I would honestly be more worried about what a woman would try to do though. Cause you know what it wouldn't be.

aika wrote:

Again, however, I restate my point:

aika wrote:

LOL, because, what, lady stalkers are okay? If a girl wants to break in and have hot, lesbian sex with me, none of you would care? Sad

If it were hot then you would like it. It I think that you would need to worry about crappy lesbian sex much more.

Posted: Jul 24 2008 04:31 pm

GPFontaine wrote:

If it were hot then you would like it. It I think that you would need to worry about crappy lesbian sex much more.

Not to derail a thread to sex (yet again), but you know how people kinda joke that that guys are best at giving head, because they have a penis and therefore know what feels good? It's kinda the same idea with girls. I've never had a bad sexual experience with another girl. Embarrassed

Anyway, mom brought the knife inside and we're trying to figure out what to do with it. I still think it probably belongs to the crazy kids across the street.

Posted: Jul 24 2008 04:36 pm

Send it into the CSI, see what they can do. Very Happy

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aika wrote:

GPFontaine wrote:

If it were hot then you would like it. It I think that you would need to worry about crappy lesbian sex much more.

Not to derail a thread to sex (yet again), but you know how people kinda joke that that guys are best at giving head, because they have a penis and therefore know what feels good? It's kinda the same idea with girls. I've never had a bad sexual experience with another girl. Embarrassed

Anyway, mom brought the knife inside and we're trying to figure out what to do with it. I still think it probably belongs to the crazy kids across the street.

Now you are insinuating that you have had an encounter with another female.

M3GA MAN wrote:

Send it into the CSI, see what they can do. Very Happy

She tampered with the crime scene though.

Posted: Jul 24 2008 04:44 pm

GPFontaine wrote:

Now you are insinuating that you have had an encounter with another female.

Gosh, where have you been? I already talked about it in full before. Very Happy

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aika wrote:

GPFontaine wrote:

Now you are insinuating that you have had an encounter with another female.

Gosh, where have you been? I already talked about it in full before. Very Happy

You said you kissed her.

That was it.

And as I recall, it was to prove a point. If there is something else, I missed it.

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Jul 24 2008 04:49 pm

Get some landmines and pepper your front and back yard with them. Put up a sign that says "Danger Landmines" and you'll be solid for a while.

Posted: Jul 24 2008 04:50 pm

GPFontaine wrote:

You said you kissed her.

That was it.

And as I recall, it was to prove a point. If there is something else, I missed it.

Yea, you definitely missed it. I'd tell you to go back through that relationships thread and find it, but that thread is, what, over 20 pages? I don't even know where it is.

Anyway. I dated a girl for a year. And no, I'm not a lesbian.

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aika wrote:

GPFontaine wrote:

You said you kissed her.

That was it.

And as I recall, it was to prove a point. If there is something else, I missed it.

Yea, you definitely missed it. I'd tell you to go back through that relationships thread and find it, but that thread is, what, over 20 pages? I don't even know where it is.

Anyway. I dated a girl for a year. And no, I'm not a lesbian.

Link to the thread if you don't mind.

Posted: Jul 24 2008 04:53 pm

Not anymore atleast. I agree with Docinsano aswell, load up your front and back lawn with landmines. People become blown up, you get fireworks and alot of flesh on your lawn.

Posted: Jul 24 2008 04:59 pm

GPFontaine wrote:

aika wrote:

GPFontaine wrote:

You said you kissed her.

That was it.

And as I recall, it was to prove a point. If there is something else, I missed it.

Yea, you definitely missed it. I'd tell you to go back through that relationships thread and find it, but that thread is, what, over 20 pages? I don't even know where it is.

Anyway. I dated a girl for a year. And no, I'm not a lesbian.

Link to the thread if you don't mind.

http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=72158#72158

I'll quote the relevant part:

aika wrote:

NO I am not a lesbian. Haven't you seen all the posts I made before about my gamer ex boyfriend that I just broke up with about a month ago? Maybe you came later than that... hmm. Anyway, I just had really bad luck with guys through high school, so I thought, "why the hell not?" and dated a chick for a year. It went to shit so we broke up and I thought "well, let's try guys again," but that one lasted less than three months. Not sure if I should be trying girls again or giving guys another shot? :/

I'm not physically attracted to girls; I get emotionally attached and that can turn in to love but I don't look at a chick and get turned on. I am physically attracted to guys, however, as well as emotionally, so I think I prefer guys over girls.

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docinsano wrote:

Get some landmines and pepper your front and back yard with them. Put up a sign that says "Danger Landmines" and you'll be solid for a while.

People who own landmines are more likely to be blown up themselves - little known fact.

Posted: Jul 24 2008 05:33 pm

drewbocop wrote:

docinsano wrote:

Get some landmines and pepper your front and back yard with them. Put up a sign that says "Danger Landmines" and you'll be solid for a while.

People who own landmines are more likely to be blown up themselves - little known fact.

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Jul 24 2008 05:36 pm

drewbocop wrote:

docinsano wrote:

Get some landmines and pepper your front and back yard with them. Put up a sign that says "Danger Landmines" and you'll be solid for a while.

People who own landmines are more likely to be blown up themselves - little known fact.

I must correct you. It is a well-known fact that people who own land mines are 80 percent more likely to be blown up. Source: National Association for the Responsible Placement of Landmines.

Posted: Jul 24 2008 07:08 pm

Get a "trespassers shot on sight" sign at least you don't have to worry about blowing yourself up.

Posted: Jul 24 2008 08:50 pm

Putting whole bunch of broken glass in front of your house would make it harder for them to avoid making noise.

But you probably don't want to litter your front yard with broken glass. Never mind.

Posted: Jul 24 2008 08:54 pm

hold on. aika is a carpet muncher?! i mustve missed that.

anyhow, its probably the kids. they mightve been sneaking around the bags and one of them mightve dropped the knife because he got scared and ran away. they got scared cause they mightve heard a noise from your house and thought they were caught.

thats my assumption. if you find more shit the next night or this weekend, then you should probably be worried. otherwise, dont stress it too much.

Posted: Jul 24 2008 08:58 pm

username wrote:

hold on. aika is a carpet muncher?! i mustve missed that.

Oh jeez for the last time...

NO I am not a lesbian! I like guys! Men! With penis! Penis! I LIKE PENIS!

Posted: Jul 24 2008 09:01 pm

Good to know Aika. It might be the kids, it might be a guy or a girl. It would be worse if it was kids though, MAYBE.

Posted: Jul 24 2008 09:07 pm

aika wrote:

username wrote:

hold on. aika is a carpet muncher?! i mustve missed that.

Oh jeez for the last time...

NO I am not a lesbian! I like guys! Men! With penis! Penis! I LIKE PENIS!

to paraphrase matthew mcconaughey's character in dazed in confused
"it would be a lot cooler if you [were]"

Posted: Jul 24 2008 09:10 pm

username wrote:

aika wrote:

username wrote:

hold on. aika is a carpet muncher?! i mustve missed that.

Oh jeez for the last time...

NO I am not a lesbian! I like guys! Men! With penis! Penis! I LIKE PENIS!

to paraphrase matthew mcconaughey's character in dazed in confused
"it would be a lot cooler if you [were]"

LOL. I like men but I am not adverse to putting on a show with another girl for my boy (which I have done before... holy crap, more and more I'm starting to sound like a porn bot. :/)

Posted: Jul 24 2008 09:11 pm

nothing wrong w/porn

but if you are down for the 3 way, that makes you more badass than not.

Posted: Jul 24 2008 09:13 pm

3 ways are the most fun you can have with two other people. Very Happy

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aika wrote:

username wrote:

hold on. aika is a carpet muncher?! i mustve missed that.

I LIKE PENIS!

it's probably nothing. some stupid kid sneaking around or something. call the cops, tell them to keep an eye out at night for a day or so, and don't dress provacatively.