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				Title: owner of a lonely heart
			 
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				Location: phoenix, az usa
			 
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				http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/
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| Sick of a car taking up two spaces on the street? How about a car too close to yours? What about the car at the mall parked diagonally? Now you can do something about it. Simply download a notice and place it on the car's windshield. The owner of the vehicle will be informed of their asshole status as well as the proper tips to improve their poor parking techniques. It's time to put an end to asshole parking, or at least to make fun of it. |  |  
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| Klimbatize wrote: |  
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |  |  | 
	
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		| Douche McCallister 
 
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				Title: DOO-SHAY
			 
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				LOL Thank you for posting this, I just printed like 20 copies and plan on keeping them in my car at all times.  Good Shit.
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		| Valdronius 
 
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				Title: SydLexia COO
			 
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				Location: The Great White North
			 
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				Too bad it doesn't have "This isn't a parking spot" on it. I  will still use these however.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |  
| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |  |  | 
	
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		| Tebor 
 
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				Title: Master of the Universe
			 
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				Location: Gotham City
			 
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				It seems nicer than leaving a napkin behind that reads: "Nice parking, butthead."
 
On the plus side, that cunt didn't scratch my car.    |  
				|  "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
 
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
 
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh.  |  | 
	
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		| aika 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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				Ahhh that's beautiful. 8D
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				|  天上天下唯我独尊  |  | 
	
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		| Blackout 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				Title: Captain Oblivious
			 
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		| username 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				Title: owner of a lonely heart
			 
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		| nihilisticglee 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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		| username 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				Title: owner of a lonely heart
			 
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| Klimbatize wrote: |  
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |  |  | 
	
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		| username 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				Title: owner of a lonely heart
			 
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				another random website found.
 
things to do when you're bored: http://www.randomthingstodo.com/ |  
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |  |  | 
	
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		| username 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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		| username 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |  |  | 
	
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		| Tyop 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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				Ever wonder whether it's Christmas at the moment and you just forgot? Worry no more! IsItChristmas.com  is your reliable Christmas 	reminder. I check it every day!
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