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sidewaydriver
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I always thought it would be cool if they made a fighting game of all the presidents, each one kicking each others ass with crazy moves. If it were posible to have all the presidents alive and in a room to fight each other, who do you think would come out on top? List your top 3
My first one would be Theodore Roosevelt. I always thought he was a really interesting historical figure and he was pretty bad ass too, he took a bullet and minutes later still made a speech, plus he led the Rough Riders. My second would be Ulysses S. Grant because he looked like a burly man and because he was a drunk, which means he could get violent and not feel pain. For third place I would choose George Washington, he kicked the Brits' asses and he had a take no shit attitude.
Kind of a wierd topic, I know, but I'm hoping to get some interesting responses.
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kenthegod
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sidewaydriver
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Wow, that's awesome. You really can't beat that list.
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username
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teddy ftw but abe lincoln close second
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Syd Lexia
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You need more than 5 presidents in a fighting game though, and I demand Reagan.
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Walrus
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Rather than have a "Who Could Pwn Everyone Else" top three (because Eisenhower would definitely destroy 'em all), I've decided to list the top three presidents I'd probably play over and over again.
F.D.R.: he would pretty much just have different punching techniques, but he'd also have Polio Power, which would cripple his opponents.
Taft: he'd be able to roll into a massive ball and bowl over his adversaries. His special secret move would summon a bathtub that would fall from the sky and trap the other player.
Thomas Jefferson: would come equipped with a giant quill pen that could be used as a sort of dagger (and the opponent would "bleed" ink). T.J. could call his slave girl/lover to hold back Player 2's arms as he beats the shit outta him.
My version of this fighting game would be all kinds of politically incorrect.
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sidewaydriver
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| You need more than 5 presidents in a fighting game though, and I demand Reagan. |
The game would have every president in it. The top three is just my prediction of how it would be if it happened in real life.
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Blackout
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I would love to play this game!
I'd want to play as Andrew Jackson, he was a mean sonofabitch.
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kenthegod
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I think Reagan would be a 'Ric Flair' type of wrestler.
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Walrus
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| I think Reagan would be a 'Ric Flair' type of wrestler. |
With jellybean patterns stitched on his robes.
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FNJ
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| You need more than 5 presidents in a fighting game though, and I demand Reagan. |
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mtgrnwdstar
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Would William Henry Harrison be the equivalent of Glass Joe?
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Burt Reynolds
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| Blackout wrote: |
I would love to play this game!
I'd want to play as Andrew Jackson, he was a mean sonofabitch.  |
Andrew Jackson was a hard ass. He would win. He had gunfights for the hell of it.
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TheRoboSleuth
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Andrew Jackson, Abe Lincoln, and Teddy would be the top three president fighters for sure. Not sure the order of victory though.
Me and my friends had a similar discussion, but on the virtues of a presidential wrestling association.
I think we had decided that Teddy's signature would be the Trustbuster, and that Reagan would pretend to be a doddering old man before he would testicular claw you.
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Blackout
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Reagan would have a friendship fatality ala Mortal Kombat that would involve the sharing and enjoyment of jelly beans.
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sidewaydriver
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| RobotGumshoe wrote: |
| Reagan would pretend to be a doddering old man before he would testicular claw you. |
That would be called The Gipper Gripper
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Avian
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Aaron Burr should be an unlockable character.
Between hacking people's arms off with swords and shooting US Treasurers in the balls, he's got some pretty good moves.
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Avian
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| mtgrnwdstar wrote: |
| Would William Henry Harrison be the equivalent of Glass Joe? |
Being that Glass Joe was French, I'd have to rank him below WHH
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Laminated Sky
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M3GA MAN
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I still think that my favorite president is George Washington, and I still believe he would kick all kinds ass.
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kenthegod
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M3GA MAN
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God damn, now I really think George could kick every presidents ass with those powers.
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