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coffee shop owner threatens to punch customer in his dick


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Walrus
Title: Sidekick
Joined: Jul 16 2008
Location: New Jersey
PostPosted: Jul 20 2008 06:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:

I'd advise against doing drugs, it's just a really expensive way to waste time, the only drugs you need are your six strings.


You mean Ritalin. You know you do.
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FNJ
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PostPosted: Jul 20 2008 11:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ross_rifle113 wrote:
just because he wrote 'Mr. Brownstone' doesn't mean he knows what it's like to be a heroin junkie...I write songs about things I don't have a whole lot of experience with all the time, like love Crying


that makes you fake.


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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
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PostPosted: Jul 21 2008 01:07 am Reply with quote Back to top

That makes you a prick, actually. Fact.


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Jul 21 2008 01:12 am Reply with quote Back to top

that makes you sound like someone whop wants to get a punch in the dick.


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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
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PostPosted: Jul 21 2008 01:14 am Reply with quote Back to top

I actually have like nothing to say. I'm kinda trying to play GTA on a big screen plasma and talk to a friend, so...whatever maaaan.


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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
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PostPosted: Jul 21 2008 01:23 am Reply with quote Back to top

Axl definately did, that is well documented. Gene is the only member of kiss that never did drugs. I know for a fact that Ace and Peter both were horrible addicts, especially Ace. I knew a guy years ago when I did rigging and roading a little in college that had worked as a tech in the studio years ago, at a studio kiss recorded at. I was told that Paul would play everything in the studio except the solos, on guitar that is, and then they would bring Ace in, and have to prop his drunk high ass up to play the solos.


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Ross Rifle
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PostPosted: Jul 21 2008 01:26 am Reply with quote Back to top

Wow, that's funny. I knew Ace was a biiiig user. Apparently once he walked in on Gene and a groupie while wearing a Nazi uniform..Gene's mom was a holocaust survivor.


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Jul 21 2008 01:42 am Reply with quote Back to top

ross_rifle113 wrote:
I actually have like nothing to say. I'm kinda trying to play GTA on a big screen plasma and talk to a friend, so...whatever maaaan.


listen man.

my fist. your dick. one hour. behind the monkey bars.

prepare for the cockpunching of your life.


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Ross Rifle
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PostPosted: Jul 21 2008 01:43 am Reply with quote Back to top

where do you even live??


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Jul 21 2008 01:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

I am everywhere at once and I will cut you up.


WITH A LIIINNNOOOLLLEEEUUUMMM KNNNIIIIFFFEEEEEE!


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Jul 21 2008 01:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

oh wow my post sounded gay.


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DarknessDeku
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PostPosted: Jul 21 2008 03:13 am Reply with quote Back to top

JEW wrote:
oh wow my post sounded gay.


You always sound gay! Razz


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
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PostPosted: Jul 21 2008 01:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I love internet fights. Smile



 
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
PostPosted: Jul 21 2008 02:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ross_rifle113 wrote:
Wow, that's funny. I knew Ace was a biiiig user. Apparently once he walked in on Gene and a groupie while wearing a Nazi uniform..Gene's mom was a holocaust survivor.


"What? Too soon?"


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Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun.

 
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
PostPosted: Jul 21 2008 09:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Initially, I felt for the clerk. Ghetto lattes waste the shops' money because they burn through half-and-half (two customers can polish off a quart carton). But even though the customer is still the bigger douche, the clerk could have been less of a douche.


So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
 
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FNJ
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PostPosted: Jul 22 2008 05:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

the clerk should have just punched him in the dick initially.


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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Jul 22 2008 07:45 am Reply with quote Back to top

JEW wrote:
the clerk should have just punched him in the dick initially.


Then we would be watching this on a Youtube video of the security camera.



 
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
PostPosted: Jul 22 2008 01:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The customer was an idiot, he could have gone down and burned that mother fucker to the ground and gotten away with it if he hadn't posted about it.

The customer is always right. The blogging this owner is doing is making him look terribly unproffesional, I would only go there to piss him off, he seems to have a pretty short fuse.


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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
PostPosted: Jul 22 2008 03:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This entire charade seems like an outtake from "Clerks".
Customer: I would like an iced latte.
Randal: Piss off.
Customer: I am never going back here again, except maybe to burn it down.
Randal: I'll punch you in your dick.
Customer: Fuckin' dickhead. (Leaves)
Randal: Don't let the door hit you on your way out.
Dante: *sighs* I'm not even supposed to be here today...


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