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Posted: Jul 18 2008 05:51 pm

My bad if I offended anyone I meant the guy, but if I offended anyone I meant the Guy.

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King wrote:

In the end a stupid pissing contest. As well, a business should try to cater to there customers needs, but also, customers don't need to be dickwads about it, ask, talk to them, if no, move on, it's fucking coffee, and I HATE COFFEE for shits sake. Be a man, drink an energy drink, take a diet pill, smoke a full flavor cig and got to work, or what the fuck ever.

I should punch you in the dick for talking like that.

Posted: Jul 18 2008 08:24 pm

JEW wrote:

King wrote:

In the end a stupid pissing contest. As well, a business should try to cater to there customers needs, but also, customers don't need to be dickwads about it, ask, talk to them, if no, move on, it's fucking coffee, and I HATE COFFEE for shits sake. Be a man, drink an energy drink, take a diet pill, smoke a full flavor cig and got to work, or what the fuck ever.

I should punch you in the dick for talking like that.

Yeah, man, coffee is awesome. Mad

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im drinking coffee right now.

Posted: Jul 19 2008 02:12 am

I dont like the taste of coffee, it just never tasted like something that would keep you awake.

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ok.

Posted: Jul 19 2008 04:52 am

JEW wrote:

ok.

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DarknessDeku wrote:

JEW wrote:

ok.

Posted: Jul 19 2008 10:53 am

It's NOT ok! Mad

Posted: Jul 19 2008 11:36 am

Jew if you want to bring it go ahead. I warn you I wear a steel cup, and after being way hyped up on various sitmulants, would not stop at dick punching. But seriously, like coffee go ahead, my mom drinks it straight like ink a pot at at time. I hate the shit, smells like hell, tastes like burnt, and then stains the shit out of everything. On a side note I am not a big fan of hot beverages of any kind usually, with the occasional exception for hot chocolate in the winter, and maybe some hot tea with the right meal or if I am sick.

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Blackout wrote:

It's NOT ok! Mad

ok?

Posted: Jul 19 2008 12:39 pm

GPFontaine wrote:

Blackout wrote:

It's NOT ok! Mad

ok?

Now it's ok.

Posted: Jul 19 2008 12:42 pm

S. McCracken wrote:

GPFontaine wrote:

Blackout wrote:

It's NOT ok! Mad

ok?

Now it's ok.

ok.

Posted: Jul 19 2008 04:28 pm

COFFEE IS GOD.

I worship it. It's also usually the only thing I ingest in a day.

I'm going to die an early, and excrutiating death. Sad

Posted: Jul 19 2008 05:28 pm

I like it cold, but not hot. I jsut don't see the point of drinking something hot. (unless it's winter and I'm drinking cocoa or the broth from Top Ramen.)

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ross_rifle113 wrote:

COFFEE IS GOD.

I worship it. It's also usually the only thing I ingest in a day.

I'm going to die an early, and excrutiating death. Sad

Yes but to be a notable rockstar you must first graduate from caffeine to hard drugs.

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King wrote:

Jew if you want to bring it go ahead. I warn you I wear a steel cup, and after being way hyped up on various sitmulants, would not stop at dick punching. But seriously, like coffee go ahead, my mom drinks it straight like ink a pot at at time. I hate the shit, smells like hell, tastes like burnt, and then stains the shit out of everything. On a side note I am not a big fan of hot beverages of any kind usually, with the occasional exception for hot chocolate in the winter, and maybe some hot tea with the right meal or if I am sick.

Posted: Jul 20 2008 04:23 am

The KISS guys don't do drugs, and neither does Axl Rose, so I don't have to either Cool

Posted: Jul 20 2008 06:13 am

ross_rifle113 wrote:

The KISS guys don't do drugs, and neither does Axl Rose, so I don't have to either Cool

pussies

Posted: Jul 20 2008 06:45 am

Umm yeah. what was that song Mr. Brownstone about again?
Pretty sure axl at least DID drugs at one point

Posted: Jul 20 2008 10:50 am

username wrote:

ross_rifle113 wrote:

The KISS guys don't do drugs, and neither does Axl Rose, so I don't have to either Cool

pussies

I'm pretty sure Ace was whacked out of his mind for a good long stretch. Confused

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ross_rifle113 wrote:

The KISS guys don't do drugs, and neither does Axl Rose, so I don't have to either Cool

Axl did, just not often.

Also I don't know crap about the guys from kiss, but to be fair, they aren't so much rock stars as they are a stage act. They are more like the Blue Man Group.

Posted: Jul 20 2008 12:02 pm

Axl definitely used cocaine in the early GN'R years. (That sounds like a dysfunctional sitcom: Guns N' Roses: The Early Years)

But anyhow, I'm taking the side of the store owner here. Policy is policy, and since this particular policy isn't completely messed up or illogical, the owner absolutely has the right to maintain it. Plus, the customer really was being a jackass about it, with the whole matches and kerosene bit. Get over it, man.

On the plus side, I'm going to use the dick-punching threat all the time now. Thank you, Consumerist.

Posted: Jul 20 2008 05:08 pm

I was just trying to find excuses not to do drugs (like I need them)...Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley never did drugs, but yeah...bad example. And yeah, Axl probably did do drugs, but he was always the cleanest of the bunch...and just because he wrote 'Mr. Brownstone' doesn't mean he knows what it's like to be a heroin junkie...I write songs about things I don't have a whole lot of experience with all the time, like love Crying

Anyway, COFFEE...I'm going to get another cup of the magical brew right now. And while we're on the topic, who here has ever suffered from 'coffee gut'?

Posted: Jul 20 2008 05:22 pm

ross_rifle113 wrote:

I was just trying to find excuses not to do drugs (like I need them)...Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley never did drugs, but yeah...bad example. And yeah, Axl probably did do drugs, but he was always the cleanest of the bunch...and just because he wrote 'Mr. Brownstone' doesn't mean he knows what it's like to be a heroin junkie...I write songs about things I don't have a whole lot of experience with all the time, like love Crying

Anyway, COFFEE...I'm going to get another cup of the magical brew right now. And while we're on the topic, who here has ever suffered from 'coffee gut'?

I'd advise against doing drugs, it's just a really expensive way to waste time, the only drugs you need are your six strings.