<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Jun 30 2008 02:09 pm
ThatGuy wrote:
That JG-Wentworth opera.
Yeah that one is too damn catchy.
Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
Posts: 1179
Posted:
Jun 30 2008 11:36 pm
I hate the head on commercials, I like the freecreditreport.com commercials even though their product is pointless and they do play them a little too much.
Richo Rosai
Joined: Nov 13 2005
Location: Osaka
Posts: 144
Posted:
Jul 01 2008 11:55 am
Sheesh. Thanks for reminding me why I've never owned a TV.
worstamericanhero
Title: Wise Ass
Joined: Jul 23 2007
Posts: 553
Posted:
Jul 01 2008 12:02 pm
I really hate those "Viva Viagra" commercials.
I also hated that Orbitz commercial with the blue people that always said "Don't think twice!"
How about the commercials for 'enhancement drugs' featuring a guy golfing with a smile that would creep the Joker out!
Links, pics, vids . . . I shall post these when given the chance
Transformers 2 Review: ". . . Did i mention SHIT BLOWS UP?!!!"
Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
Posts: 1179
Posted:
Jul 01 2008 11:01 pm
Enzyte! Most commercials are dumb and worthless. The only time anyone ever WATCHES commercials is during the Super Bowl. Come on, everyone does it.
ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
Posted:
Jul 02 2008 02:53 pm
Shut up, Dorn wrote:
Enzyte! Most commercials are dumb and worthless. The only time anyone ever WATCHES commercials is during the Super Bowl. Come on, everyone does it.
Thanks
Yah, I'm pretty sure that guy was at Soapland the night before.
Links, pics, vids . . . I shall post these when given the chance
Transformers 2 Review: ". . . Did i mention SHIT BLOWS UP?!!!"
Cleandregs Z
Title: BACK 2 BACK
Joined: Jul 01 2008
Location: Hell, MD
Posts: 189
Posted:
Jul 02 2008 05:19 pm
Any commercial featuring adolescent/teenage empowerment in some way.
ReeperTheSeeker wrote:
Thorinair wrote:
I don't understand live-action shows on a channel called CARTOON Network.
That's because most American cartoonist are going to Japan to draw Hentai.
Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
Posts: 1062
Posted:
Jul 04 2008 10:58 am
Best ad ever...
Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us.
DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
Posted:
Jul 04 2008 11:21 am
Kubo wrote:
Best ad ever...
LOL WTF
i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm.
SSNintendo
Title: Likes to Blow Sh*t Up
Joined: Oct 14 2006
Location: Virginia
Posts: 599
Posted:
Jul 05 2008 11:07 am
Last year while watching American Gladiators on ESPN Classic, they kept playing that "Tanqueray" commercial almost every day. That guy's laugh annoyed me to no end.
username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
Posted:
Jul 05 2008 04:29 pm
i too hate the TRUTH commercials. they need to get off their fucking high horse and STFU.
i HATE the Sonic commercials. the one's that show two people sitting in their car trying to be clever/funny.
the freecreditreport.com ones aren't that bad. the songs are surprisingly catchy and not as irritating as i first thought they were.
vitamin water commercials FTW
Klimbatize wrote:
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load
DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
Posted:
Jul 10 2008 06:07 pm
i'll_bite_your_ear wrote:
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm.
FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
Posted:
Jul 10 2008 11:14 pm
I hate the guitar hero aerosmith commercial alot.
to top it off I redid the entire videogame aisle today out of boredom. I never want to see a guitar hero box ever again.
-guitar hero - PS2
-guitar hero 2 - PS2, 360
-guitar hero 3 - PS2, 360, PS3, wii
-guitar hero aerosmith - PS2, 360, PS3, wii
-rock band - PS2, 360, PS3, wii
-Guitar hero on tour - DS
-Rock band drum set - PS2/3, 360
-rock band wireless guitar - PS2/3
-official guitar hero wireless guitar that only works with the PS2 version of GH and GH2
-nykon frontman wireless guitar that only works with the PS2 version of GH and GH2 and never gets sold
-Rock band fog machine
-guitar hero 3 wired xplorer guitar - 360
-guitar hero 3 wireless guitar - 360, wii, PS2, PS3
-guitar hero 3 kramer striker guitar - 360
-guitar hero aerosmith 2 guitar pack - PS2
I don't know, there's probably more. that's like a million different products that I had to make room for and organize and make look nice on display.
Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
Posts: 885
Posted:
Jul 10 2008 11:55 pm
I hate this Jenny Craig comercial because it's illogical. The woman says "she use to lose her breath going up the stairs." I always think she either: lives in the top floor of a project, or she is just a lazy person. I mean you would really need a lot of stairs to climb to lose breathe.
I haven't ruled out smoking, bronchitis, or any other lung disease.
But that's sad.
I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
HAHAHAHA!! I got a laugh out of that for some reason.
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Joe_Killer
Title: Professional Amature
Joined: Oct 10 2006
Location: Camp Lejeune, NC
Posts: 86
Posted:
Jul 15 2008 01:19 pm
ANY commercial on AFN (Armed Forces Network) is bad enough to drive even the most pious priest into a whirlwind of pedophilic rape and murder.
"It's time for some unicorn on the cob."
docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
Posted:
Jul 15 2008 02:09 pm
Shut up, Dorn wrote:
I hate the head on commercials, I like the freecreditreport.com commercials even though their product is pointless and they do play them a little too much.
Ditto for the freecreditreport.com ads, and I've heard the report isn't actually free. Bastards. Gotta read the fine print I guess. But yeah, they even play the ads on the radio all the time with the stupid song about chowder and iced tea, or his stupid subcompact cuz his credit was wack, Fuck they're so annoying.
I fucking hate un funny beer commercials, especially the one where the douchebag is breaking the 4th wall and saying how Budweiser is great for it's heritage and shit. Oh and that gay ass one where the blind guy is naming engine types and then says the gay shit about the beer.
drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 802
Posted:
Jul 19 2008 12:09 am
Shut up, Dorn wrote:
I hate the head on commercials, I like the freecreditreport.com commercials even though their product is pointless and they do play them a little too much.
HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead!
Ugh, I remember one late night, SpikeTV played that commercial like 20 times in the matter of a couple hours. I wanted to blow my brains out... and then use some HEADON to relieve the pain.
I would love this commercial even more if they didnt have the arizona teens getting pregnant and her taking her pants off all the way. The Enzyte commercial is fuckin stuck in my head like I know it by heart and I know its song by heart. I hate the Animal commercial with the song that goes like "In the arms of an angel". I love the Subway's 5 Dollar Foot Long commercial only because of the part where theres that giant Monster in japan and hes doin the 5 dollar foot long thing too. The freecreditreport.com thing is really catchy but thats the only reason I happen to watch it.
