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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
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Fuckin movie quotathon:
Jay: I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, and we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, and fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES! What the fuck you lookin at, I'll kick yo fuckin ass! Shit yeah. Doesn't that fucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckin tonight, we're gonna rip off that fucker's head, and take out his fuckin' SOUL. Hey, what's up baby, what's up, sluts?
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
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Mr. Orange: [Freddy laughs] I don't know what to tell you, Marvin.
LAPD Officer Marvin Nash: That fuck! That sick fuck! That fucking bastard!
Mr. Orange: Marvin, I need you to hold on. There's cops waiting less than a block away.
LAPD Officer Marvin Nash: What the fuck are they waiting for? This fucking guy slashes my face, and he cuts my fucking ear off! I'm fucking deformed!
Mr. Orange: [yells] FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I'M FUCKIN' DYING HERE! I'M FUCKIN' DYING!
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Mitch
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Location: Alabama
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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FUCK!!!
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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Do I have to fart on this thread? Fuck!
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
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mtgrnwdstar
Title: The guy from Chicago
Joined: Jun 21 2008
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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Fucking women, flirting with people and then acting liek they have no idea what everyone's tlaking about when they notice and comment on it.
Aika: SHUT THE FUCK UP GO TO BC GET ROSS'S COCK IN YOUR SNATCH, WE KNOW THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT
fuck fuck fuckity fuck, flippin' fuck, suckin' 'n' fuckin' and fuckin' 'n' suckin'
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Lawyers, Guns and Money |
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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Fucking women, flirting with people and then acting liek they have no idea what everyone's tlaking about when they notice and comment on it.
Aika: SHUT THE FUCK UP GO TO BC GET ROSS'S COCK IN YOUR SNATCH, WE KNOW THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT
fuck fuck fuckity fuck, flippin' fuck, suckin' 'n' fuckin' and fuckin' 'n' suckin' |
Canadian penises are too big for me.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Screw saying it, just do it! 
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Tsunami Red
Title: Maniacal Tactician
Joined: Jul 06 2008
Location: Metro Toronto
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| aika wrote: |
| anorexorcist wrote: |
Fucking women, flirting with people and then acting liek they have no idea what everyone's tlaking about when they notice and comment on it.
Aika: SHUT THE FUCK UP GO TO BC GET ROSS'S COCK IN YOUR SNATCH, WE KNOW THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT
fuck fuck fuckity fuck, flippin' fuck, suckin' 'n' fuckin' and fuckin' 'n' suckin' |
Canadian penises are too big for me. |
*ahem, ahem*
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"So I say live and let live. That's my motto. Live and let live. Anyone who can't go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It's a simple philosophy, but it's always worked in our family." - George Carlin |
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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Fuck this Fuckin' fuckballs fuckety fuck fuck fucking thread.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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| aika wrote: |
| Canadian penises are too big for me. |
*ahem, ahem* |
Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. 
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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Rated F for fuckballs.
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homefry25
Title: Jumpin' Johnny
Joined: Jun 18 2008
Location: Somewhere in MS
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Apollo 13 crew: "Fuck, we have a problem!"
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WTF Haley Barbour??! Don't you know your state is a fucking 3rd world country? |
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Mitch
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Alabama
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.secnetnes sdrawkcab kcuF
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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I won't say 'fuck' in this sentence. This sentence won't have 'fuck' in it either. And fuck, I'm not gonna say it in this sentence either!
Fuck.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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I loved that fucking song. |
hahhaha me too. the video is fantastic. I love when method man starts throwing people into outer space.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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The fuck is going on here?
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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FUCK YOU!!!
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Oh yeah? Well, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
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