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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Pit Fighter sucked in general.
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ged1928
Title: A new hope
Joined: Apr 24 2008
Location: Portsmouth, NH
Posts: 292
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I used to have a paintbrawl, and if I remember correctly, when you all say "really bad AI" you mean "enemies that don't move or shoot at all."
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
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Firstly , ET for Atari 2600 does not suck in my opinion I like it quite alot. Secondly , God man just saying Superman 64 wants to slit someones neck (no one on this forum). Personally I go with what Bluey said Ive never seen a game thats super crappy but Ive seen some mild crap games except for Superman 64.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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E.T. for the Atari is teh EVILZ. Fuck that game fuck it long and hard, with no remorse for if dusty soldered inside. You want some craptastic games to avoid for WII?
Action Girlz Racing
Anubis II
Billy the Wizard: Rocket Broomstick Racing
Kawasaki 4X4 Quad Bikes
Kawasaki Jet Ski
Kawasaki Snow Mobiles
Kidz Sports Basketball
Kidz Sports Ice Hockey
Kidz Sports International Soccer
LEGO Rock Raiders
London Taxi: Rushhour
Mini Desktop Racing
Myth Makers: Orbs of Doom
Myth Makers: Super Kart GP
Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland
Ninjabread Man
Urban Extreme
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
Posts: 6088
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Douche McCallister wrote: |
Myth Makers: Trixie in Toyland |
Wow, that's porntastic title.
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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dddddddd
Joined: Jul 06 2008
Posts: 142
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beavis and butt head for the snes the sega and pc games where good but the snes game suck
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
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I never found any of the games for the Atari 2600 fun. Mostly because like every one of them just goes on and on forever. Bottom line, have a fucking ending.
Wait, no. Montezuma's Revenge was awesome, but the home computer version was glitched to hell and didn't have the ending.
I rest my case.
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 You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
Posts: 1179
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Sock wrote: |
JEW wrote: |
is that a page from the marvel civil war? |
Penance got his own five comics series, and he's a regular in Thunderbolts these days. |
Wrong. Stimpy's Invention was a classic game. I love that one.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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My dad got this $2 game from Gamestop because he's a cheapskate. It's called "Fighting Masters", and it's for the Sega Genesis. God, does it suck. But what do you expect from a fighting game that has ONE attack button and NO special moves?
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
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I take back my comment about Superman 64, I played it again on the N64. All I gotta say is THAT GAME KICKS ASS!!!!!
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
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You, sir, are an idiot.
Clearly, the game must suck, because the Nerd reviewed it. I hereby sentence you to saying Candlejack three times quic
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 You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Zool =
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
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The first one sucked, but I remember playing the second on the Amiga and that game was fucking awesome.
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While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I have a SNES rom not sure which one, the levels seem to have been designed by some candy craving lunatic.  Not very fun to play imo.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
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I did say candlejack three times quick, and trust me when I say this the Nerd just picks on the flaws of games, It doesnt mean its a bad game. It just has quite alot of flaws. I personally think the game is awesome.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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M3GA MAN wrote: |
I take back my comment about Superman 64, I played it again on the N64. All I gotta say is THAT GAME KICKS ASS!!!!! |
Everybody says the game sucks because they only play it for 30 seconds and quit. Get some skill people!
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Not Sure
Too Good At 2D Games
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Dec 03 2007
Posts: 1767
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
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I have the strength and the will power to play all of his games, I've beaten all of the ones on Nintendo. That does include Superman 64. Really you gotta be patient, if your not patient then your never gonna be able to make it anywhere in the game.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
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I can compile a short list of craptastic games here:
Dragon's Lair- NES Try it, I dare you.
Baby Boomer- NES One of the few lightgun games, this one sucked hard rocks.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Video Game Adventure-NES Syd, wasn't this game on your top 100? IT SUCKS MONKEY TESTICLES!!
10 Yard Fight- Holy bad game of football Batman, this game is the most basic football game ever made for the NES, so it sucks. Tecmo Bowl is my FB game of choice although I've never played the NES play action one.
Super Slam Dunk-SNES Probably one of the worst B Ball games I've played.
Infiltrator- NES How the fuck are you supposed to beat the flying levels? I can't believe I physically own this one.
I can't think of anymore right now.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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M3GA MAN wrote: |
I take back my comment about Superman 64, I played it again on the N64. All I gotta say is THAT GAME KICKS ASS!!!!! |
If you mean the parts that don't concern the constant flying through rings then no, you still be mad as a hatter.
And i just have to link this
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/35929.html?type=flv
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Reading Val's article on Toxic Crusader made me play the rom and I'm not sure how the game was played all the way to the end to get the screenshots for the article, it is a broken piece of shit and it made me want to scream at my computer.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4464
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I actually had to sell my soul in order to be able to write that article. That's how dedicated I am.
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A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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dddddddd wrote: |
beavis and butt head for the snes the sega and pc games where good but the snes game suck |
I'm no scholar but this sentence doesn't make sense.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
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Superman 64 is good hell its an awesome game.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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M3GA MAN wrote: |
Superman 64 is good hell its an awesome game. |
HOLY FUCK! We get it! You think it's awesome!
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