mtgrnwdstar wrote:

aika wrote: mtgrnwdstar wrote: Men need only three things to make them happy: 1) Food 2) Sex 3) Porn Give them all three, they'll be eating out of your hand. Just don't ask them to go to the opera or anything like that...that tends to yield a negative response. Fuck the opera. I'd rather eat frozen pizza, play video games, and have sex. All in one night. That's good, but how about doing all three at the same time?

Heh. I'm not quite that nimble. I'd be willing to try, though.

mtgrnwdstar wrote:

By the way, "Food" includes beverages, whether it be water, beer, schnapps, vodka, etc.

Fair enough. Vodka is important.

mtgrnwdstar wrote:

aika wrote: Heh. I'm not quite that nimble. I'd be willing to try, though. I believe it would also take some damn good concentration in order to pull it off.

Probably. But it'd be damn fun trying.

Blackout wrote:

Frozen pizza is better if you cook it, if you don't have a stove or microwave you can always leave it out in the sun for a few hours.

We'd cook the pizza first. That's kinda understood.

mtgrnwdstar wrote:

You know, it does sound fun...but none of the girls I know would go for it. They like things like dancing, romantic comedies, and flowers and poems. What sissies.

Fuck that shit. I hate romantic comedies.

My ideal evening spent with my boyfriend is staying at his place, drinking alcohol, playing video games together, eating junk food, and having sex.

M3GA MAN wrote:

Shouldn't sex be first? Its the best part of the things you do with your boyfriend.

Oh I didn't list them in order. The sex would happen multiple times throughout the night.

mtgrnwdstar wrote:

aika wrote: mtgrnwdstar wrote: You know, it does sound fun...but none of the girls I know would go for it. They like things like dancing, romantic comedies, and flowers and poems. What sissies. Fuck that shit. I hate romantic comedies. My ideal evening spent with my boyfriend is staying at his place, drinking alcohol, playing video games together, eating junk food, and having sex. You sounds like a guy's ideal woman - low-maintenance. I've dated some real high-maintenance girls before, and it SUCKED. I couldn't even get a moment to myself because every moment was spent with her, talking to her, doing something for her, etc. Why can't there be more aika's in the world?

I'm not sure if this is a compliment or not. But I am pretty low-maintenance. Just spending time with my boyfriend, being with him, is enough for me. We don't always have to have plans for ever second of our lives. I'm totally cool spending an evening playing video games or watching some movies... I even need alone time or I go batty... so I need to be able to just be alone with my computer or a book or something for a few hours every other night or so. I don't need tons of presents, I hate going to the mall, etc etc.

And yet I'm single. What is this fuckery?

mtgrnwdstar wrote:

Nah, it is a compliment. It's like all the girls I know are extraordinarily high-maintenance. My exes certainly were...let's see, while working at my summer job at Burger King (which nets me about $300 a check, give or take $50), my ex got super-pissed at me because I 'only' spent $100 on her birthday presents. Needless to say, I dumped her soon after. I seem to get a lot of girls who don't understand that I can't afford a whole lot of things, at least not until I graduate from college.

.... wait what? LOL .... in the three months we were dating, my ex only bought me one $30 DS game and treated me to dinner twice. I never asked for anything more, and I felt SUPER guilty for everything he did buy me, and thanked him profusely with lots of kisses and sex.

Guess I'm just not a material girl.

mtgrnwdstar wrote:

Yea, I seem to get a lot of the gold-diggers. I don't know why... Wow. If that got him that much for that little, I wonder how you would have repaid a $100 necklace....lol j/k :p

It's not that I'm cheap. It's that money doesn't really impress me that much... well, that's not true either. Money does impress me. It's just that money doesn't buy my love. 8D If there's thought in the little cheap things, that makes me happier than him going out and blowing $100 on whatever. Like, the DS game was one I'd been telling him about that I had said I wanted really bad... and it was a total surprise on his part. It was thoughtful and I was touched. It showed that he'd been listening to me while I was rambling and actually remembered what I had said I'd wanted. 8D The food was stuff he didn't have to get, but he chose to, even when I offered to pay for my share. He was being sweet and it made me happy.

So... a $100 necklace? I probably would've said it was too much and freaked out a bit and done lots of very very nice things to say thank you.

mtgrnwdstar wrote:

So, why did you guys end up breaking up, if you don't mind me asking?

I don't mind saying... it's not really a secret. I think I've mentioned it elsewhere on the forum anyway.

Basically, he was a big gamer. A really big gamer. A.... stupidly huge fucking gamer. At first I thought it was cute but it got to the point that the only way I could get him away from his XBox was to lure him with sex. And, not that I want to be the center of my boyfriend's universe or anything, but I should be slightly more important than a console. :/ There were other factors too but the main one was his obsessive gaming. I'm a big gamer myself but that doesn't mean I don't know when to put the fucking controller down and join civilization.

mtgrnwdstar wrote:

When you have to use sex to get your guy out of the tube, it's probably a lost cause.

Hence, the break-up.

We totally hijacked this entire thread. No one seems to be complaining though. I told one of my friends to look at it and realized that this is supposed to be the "pumpkin smells yummy" WTF 8D We've derailed this hardcore.

Sure. Only if you're gonna send me pictures of your penis though.



I kid.