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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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...and I'm stuck behind this ugly old fat mutant, among who's contents for purchase no less than 5 pints of Cherry Garcia. At first I couldn't figure out if this person is a man or woman. Neither could the cashier so she asked point blank "How are you sir, er...ma'am?" It was then that said person responded with "fine" in what sounded like a female voice. Sadly there was no further offense or lulz to be had at this expense of this fat bitch.
Discuss.
Let's see how far this one goes.
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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Is this true?
*Waits for this to turn into another topic about penises*
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Mitch
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Alabama
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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| DarknessDeku wrote: |
Is this true?
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100% to the letter.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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I wouldn't doubt it. I used to work at Stop & Shop back in high school and the amount of food that fat people buy is mid-boggling. The best is when they buy enough food to feed a village but they convince themselves that it's actually all heathy stuff because it's "fat-free" or "low in calories".
People like that are morons and deserve whatever they get, which is usually a heart attack at 40.
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
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| DarknessDeku wrote: |
Is this true?
*Waits for this to turn into another topic about penises* |
Have you ever noticed that some really fat people develop penis fingers? Their fingers get thick and sausage like, but some of them store more fat on the fingertips.
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Dances with Wolves 2 is gonna ROCK! |
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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I was in the mall yesterday, and there was this beast wearing like kabuki makeup at some kiosk. I couldn't tell if it was a guy or a girl. The sad thing is, it was the makeup that made me question.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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I'm going to strategically avoid this thread and see if we can avoid talking about sex.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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| aika wrote: |
| I'm going to strategically avoid this thread and see if we can avoid talking about sex. |
And your strategy failed. I hear the sex talk coming...possibly about people who like cankles.
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
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| aika wrote: |
| I'm going to strategically avoid this thread and see if we can avoid talking about sex. |
Good strategy. Posting in a thread to avoid posting in it will most likely throw us all off course.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| aika wrote: |
| I'm going to strategically avoid this thread and see if we can avoid talking about sex. |
And your strategy failed. I hear the sex talk coming...possibly about people who like cankles. |
.... cankles? What? 
| Burt Reynolds wrote: |
| Good strategy. Posting in a thread to avoid posting in it will most likely throw us all off course. |
I'm glad you approve. 
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
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| aika wrote: |
| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| aika wrote: |
| I'm going to strategically avoid this thread and see if we can avoid talking about sex. |
And your strategy failed. I hear the sex talk coming...possibly about people who like cankles. |
.... cankles? What?
| Burt Reynolds wrote: |
| Good strategy. Posting in a thread to avoid posting in it will most likely throw us all off course. |
I'm glad you approve. |
You know, the people whose calf fat runs into there ankles making it impossible to distinguish where the calf ends and ankle begins.
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
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EDIT: How's that.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
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I'm pretty sure I am glad that instead of a picture I am seeing a box with a red X in it.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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^ Word.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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| aika wrote: |
| I'm going to strategically avoid this thread and see if we can avoid talking about sex. |
But you always start changing the topic to sex. 
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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Speaking of sex and fat people. Everytime I see some monsterous, beachball shaped woman out in public, she usually is dragging at least 3 kids with her. I always wonder:
A> Who was willing to have sex with her?
B> How is sex with a body like that even physically possible?
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
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| Knyte wrote: |
Speaking of sex and fat people. Everytime I see some monsterous, beachball shaped woman out in public, she usually is dragging at least 3 kids with her. I always wonder:
A> Who was willing to have sex with her?
B> How is sex with a body like that even physically possible? |
Every time I see a "fatty" in public they Have an Am/PM Ultra Mega Dominator Gulp. 256oz edition, and I always wonder your A: and B:
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Douche McCallister
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Well thanks to Aika's awesome ability to turn anything into sex, Fat women usually either mount up, do it doggy or sit at the edge of something. I asked my buddy who used to date a heffer.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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It should be illegal to sell stretch pants to fat people
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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... this conversation is SO not my fault.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
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| sidewaydriver wrote: |
| It should be illegal to sell stretch pants to fat people |
Spandex is a privledge, not a right.
Right:
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
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| sidewaydriver wrote: |
| It should be illegal to sell stretch pants to fat people |
So you want fat people to run around pantless because they can't fit in any other pants?
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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| aika wrote: |
| I'm going to strategically avoid this thread and see if we can avoid talking about sex. |
I'll do this too.
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