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Alcohol tastes like fucking battery acid.


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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
PostPosted: Jul 06 2008 01:06 am Reply with quote Back to top

scamrock wrote:
I drink different things depending on what I'm doing. If I'm fishing, I drink Busch Light in a can. If I'm playing drinking games with friends, ice cold Natty is the only way to go. If I'm bowling, either of the above in a can is acceptable. At the bar, I go with Miller Lite bottles. At the house, I mix it up with some higher quality beer. Sometimes I'll even go into beer snob mode and hook it up with some good tripels or quads. My favorite beers are cider beers like Woodchuck. I also love the local favorites from Boulevard Brewing Company in Kansas City. Sometimes, I'll drink a scotch on a rare occasion. I go with Johnny Walker Black Label. If I'm at a sports bar, I always get something on tap.

I see what Greg is saying and agree. But sometimes it just depends. Also, some beer is better for just drinking, while a watered down beer like Natty or even Keystone (not my first choice) is the best for pounding. Busch Light is good for pounding too. Its gotta be ice cold. Its the best beer for beer pong, funneling, bonging, and shotgunning.

Here is a great tip. Never drink Steel Reserve. This shit if way fucking rough. Its like the 1492 of beer.

Nah, I get what you're saying. I recommended that stuff for someone who's trying to get more out of alcohol than the straight bitterness. I understand right things on the right occasion, and some people just prefer certain things from their drinks.

I think I lucked out when it came to experiencing different flavors. It happened because I was working at a high-class restaurant as a dishwasher for 40 hours a week during high school. Since we had a weird pay schedule, it wouldn't register 40 a week on my check, so I wouldn't get time and a half. The head waiter started feeling sorry for me, and occasionally gave me a free six-pack of bottled imported beers. Those things tasted like heaven, so in college now I've gotten picky and just flat out avoid all parties, because people here at Penn State only drink Natty Light and Banker's Club. I can't even stomach that stuff, especially in a sweaty room full of loud-mouthed frat boys and Soulja Boy blasting in my ears.


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Ross Rifle
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PostPosted: Jul 06 2008 01:27 am Reply with quote Back to top

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Did you just call your ancestor's beer goat piss?


No, it was some U-Brew stuff I had, just nasty.


Sadly, I've never had Alexander Keith Pale Ale. As far as I know, I can't get it for free Razz


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S. McCracken
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PostPosted: Jul 06 2008 01:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'm a fan of the booze but I can't drink the cheap shit. I'll go with Bud Light for beirut purposes, but that's it.


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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
PostPosted: Jul 06 2008 02:13 am Reply with quote Back to top

drewbocop wrote:
One of my friends swore by Steel Reserve. The last time I drank that, I think I only had 4 or 5 and the next day I had a hangover into the nighttime. I felt like my liver had exploded and it took a piece of my brain with it too.


I bought some one night and made everyone drink one. Not everyone finished theirs. Those that did had trouble. Every now and then I hear people say they like it. But for the love of the lord, I can't figure out how.

Greg the White wrote:
Nah, I get what you're saying. I recommended that stuff for someone who's trying to get more out of alcohol than the straight bitterness. I understand right things on the right occasion, and some people just prefer certain things from their drinks.

I think I lucked out when it came to experiencing different flavors. It happened because I was working at a high-class restaurant as a dishwasher for 40 hours a week during high school. Since we had a weird pay schedule, it wouldn't register 40 a week on my check, so I wouldn't get time and a half. The head waiter started feeling sorry for me, and occasionally gave me a free six-pack of bottled imported beers. Those things tasted like heaven, so in college now I've gotten picky and just flat out avoid all parties, because people here at Penn State only drink Natty Light and Banker's Club. I can't even stomach that stuff, especially in a sweaty room full of loud-mouthed frat boys and Soulja Boy blasting in my ears.


Some of that high end shit is amazing. Its not exactly made for pounding, but I love some of that stuff. I'm not a huge fan of stouts, but anything else I'm game.


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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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PostPosted: Jul 06 2008 02:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

scamrock wrote:
I bought some one night and made everyone drink one. Not everyone finished theirs. Those that did had trouble. Every now and then I hear people say they like it. But for the love of the lord, I can't figure out how.

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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Jul 06 2008 03:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

scamrock wrote:
drewbocop wrote:
One of my friends swore by Steel Reserve. The last time I drank that, I think I only had 4 or 5 and the next day I had a hangover into the nighttime. I felt like my liver had exploded and it took a piece of my brain with it too.


I bought some one night and made everyone drink one. Not everyone finished theirs. Those that did had trouble. Every now and then I hear people say they like it. But for the love of the lord, I can't figure out how.

It's because it's cheap and it gets you drunk. I've been drinking it for years and it's my beer of choice and I rarely get hungover, the trick is never drink more than 4, and snack while you're drinking, avoid pounding them too. As long as you hydrate before going to sleep you should avoid the nasty 211 hangover.



 
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Burt Reynolds
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PostPosted: Jul 06 2008 03:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ross_rifle113 wrote:

By the way, you like India Pale Ale???? That stuff tastes like goat piss!!

Wow, that is one of my favorite ales. Confused That and Murphy's Irish Stout trade spots on my #1 favorite beer list that isn't real. I don't get the goat piss, maybe a little bugspray taste in there, but it's good.


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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
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PostPosted: Jul 06 2008 03:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
scamrock wrote:
drewbocop wrote:
One of my friends swore by Steel Reserve. The last time I drank that, I think I only had 4 or 5 and the next day I had a hangover into the nighttime. I felt like my liver had exploded and it took a piece of my brain with it too.


I bought some one night and made everyone drink one. Not everyone finished theirs. Those that did had trouble. Every now and then I hear people say they like it. But for the love of the lord, I can't figure out how.

It's because it's cheap and it gets you drunk. I've been drinking it for years and it's my beer of choice and I rarely get hungover, the trick is never drink more than 4, and snack while you're drinking, avoid pounding them too. As long as you hydrate before going to sleep you should avoid the nasty 211 hangover.


I see where you're coming from...even though I can't stomach the stuff. Personally, if I'm sipping, I wan't some higher quality stuff. If I'm pounding, I want something a little watered down like Busch Light or Natty.

Also, the only time I usually get drunk is when we are playing drinking games. Then only consuming 4 is out of the question. We play a lot of P&A and Fuck the Dealer. So a lot of drinking and pounding is going on. If we have to do a waterfall, I can pound 2 whole beers. So I get everyone drunk and sometimes even sick. Seel would be a bad deal in this situation. We would all die.


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
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PostPosted: Jul 06 2008 05:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well I'll admit it's not the best tasting liquid in the world but I've become used to it so I can sip it without grimacing, (usally after the first half of the tall can Laughing it is gross) but the no more than 4 tall cans rule is mandatory, anything over and you will have a hangover and a very unhappy stomach the next day.



 
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OctoMan
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PostPosted: Jul 06 2008 08:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I will swear that for me, they do.

I drink quite a bit of beer and wine. (As a matter of fact, since I have been out of school for the summer and working - but no homework - I have been slightly buzzed nearly every single day. Smile )

Anyway, these days I actually prefer wine over beer. Don't get me wrong, I still likes me beer, but beer makes me feel a bit full and bloated, and a bit tired and lazy, whereas wine doesn't do any of that but just makes me feel really, really... mellow and happy and good.

(Hard liquor makes me crazy, which is why I don't drink it anymore.)
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Blackout
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PostPosted: Jul 06 2008 08:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Even though this is like the third alcohol related thread I'll bite.

Yes they do for me, malt liquor makes me tired / happy , liquor makes me sleep or act like a retard so I too avoid it when possible, and I can never stand to drink enough wine to get drunk off it so I'm not sure about wine. As with most people too much of any type of alcohol will cause me to be fighting mad /unable to walk / crying and hugging people.



 
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PostPosted: Jul 06 2008 08:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

1 alcohol thread will do. Thanks.


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Dii Infer
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PostPosted: Jul 06 2008 08:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I don't even drink alcohol, so I probably shouldn't even be replying to this thread. Neutral


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PostPosted: Jul 06 2008 10:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

wine in a box, son. $10 and gives you 5 liters to drink.


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PostPosted: Jul 06 2008 10:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Merged. Please refrain from starting topics that are already being talked about in a current thread unless it's enough of a deviation.


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PostPosted: Jul 07 2008 01:40 am Reply with quote Back to top

JAGERBOMB!







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Greg the White
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PostPosted: Jul 07 2008 06:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Jagerbombs- now, finally, the douchebags of the world have claimed a drink of their own.


So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
 
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PostPosted: Jul 07 2008 08:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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PostPosted: Jul 07 2008 09:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hooray Beer!


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PostPosted: Jul 08 2008 12:49 am Reply with quote Back to top

Greg the White wrote:
Jagerbombs- now, finally, the douchebags of the world have claimed a drink of their own.


thats silly. i'm not a douchebag.


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Greg the White
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PostPosted: Jul 08 2008 01:10 am Reply with quote Back to top

JEW wrote:
Greg the White wrote:
Jagerbombs- now, finally, the douchebags of the world have claimed a drink of their own.


thats silly. i'm not a douchebag.

Didn't mean anyone who drinks it is a douche, it just seems to be something that douches like. Anytime I'm at a bar or party where frat boys show up, there's always a bunch of loud-mouthed retards yelling "Jagerbombs!" every few minutes. They're usually really pudgy guys with neckbeards or those dudes who unbutton their shirts really low and date-rapey-like.


So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
 
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