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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
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beer is an acquired taste. once you get used to the taste, you can start differentiating between what is a good beer and what is not (i.e. dos xx lager is WAY better than corona... actually anything is better than corona's skunky ass)
hard liquor, you just have to try them to find one you like. for example, i like southern comfort, but hennessey is pretty hard for me to drink.
and if you dont like it, you dont like it. you dont have to get preachy about drinking or not drinking. ultimately, what is the big fucking deal?
and i have had amazing times both sober and drunk. and hungover, and drunk the next day. and just binging. sigh |
Yeah. Its easy to have fun without drinking. In fact if you drink too much, you're not going to remember it anyways. I have certain friend that with break your balls for not drinking. I don't give a fuck. I just tell them to eat a dick.
Also, I never give anybody shit for drinking wine coolers or flavored malt beverages or any of that. If you don't like beer, but you like Mike's, drink fucking Mike's. Once again, the friends mentioned above will bust your chops for this. But who give a shit really? "You're a pussy because you would rather drink something that you think tastes good as opposed to something you think tastes bad." Where is the logic in that. Fuck 'em. My favorite beer is cider beer like Woodchuck. Anybody that gives me shit has obviously never had it.
I agree about the Corona. I always thought it was too skunky for me. I can drink it with a lime, but I'd rather just get something else. I did learn a trick though. I've got a buddy that sometimes only has Corona at his house. If that's the case, I give it a little shot of grenadine and its actually pretty good and I can't taste the skunkiness.
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Cleandregs Z
Title: BACK 2 BACK
Joined: Jul 01 2008
Location: Hell, MD
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| scamrock wrote: |
| Yeah. Its easy to have fun without drinking. |
There are billions of things I could think of that would be more fun than drinking alcohol.
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| Thorinair wrote: |
| I don't understand live-action shows on a channel called CARTOON Network. |
That's because most American cartoonist are going to Japan to draw Hentai. |
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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| Cleandregs Z wrote: |
| There are billions of things I could think of that would be funner than drinking alcohol. |
"funner" is not a word. "More fun" would, however, be most appropriate in this instance.
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Cleandregs Z
Title: BACK 2 BACK
Joined: Jul 01 2008
Location: Hell, MD
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Edited.
Also, I just passed up two chicks by not drinking any alcohol on a dare. Showing girls that not all men think with their dick is so fun.
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| ReeperTheSeeker wrote: |
| Thorinair wrote: |
| I don't understand live-action shows on a channel called CARTOON Network. |
That's because most American cartoonist are going to Japan to draw Hentai. |
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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| aika wrote: |
| Cleandregs Z wrote: |
| There are billions of things I could think of that would be funner than drinking alcohol. |
"funner" is not a word. "More fun" would, however, be most appropriate in this instance. |
Well, just maybe, if you would stop speaking English and start speaking American, you'd realize funner is a word. Gawsh!
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| scamrock wrote: |
| aika wrote: |
| Cleandregs Z wrote: |
| There are billions of things I could think of that would be funner than drinking alcohol. |
"funner" is not a word. "More fun" would, however, be most appropriate in this instance. |
Well, just maybe, if you would stop speaking English and start speaking American, you'd realize funner is a word. Gawsh! |
I agree with aika.
Funner =
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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Problem is, America in recent years is more about a "drunk and get laid" situation, so they want to drink a lot of alcohol, so they can't spend too much. That's why cheap brands like Banker's Club, Natural Light, and Jaeger have gotten big. My mom's a banquet manager at a three star hotel, so stuff about alcohol always rubs off on me. If you want to drink alcohol for taste, there are a couple of things you need to do:
1) Don't be fussy about price. If you're in it for taste, grab a 6-pack of Dogshead or Troegs instead of a case of mass-produced corporate brands like Bud or Coors.
2) Be in informed about what you're drinking. Ever wonder why Americans hate Guiness so much? It's because some beers are produced differently in different countries, or do not get preserved as well overseas.
3) Change the way you drink. Good Whiskey, Scotch, and beer have an intended taste to them. Start by taking a reasonable amount in your mouth and swishing it around a little, picking the flavors and letting the alcohol warm your mouth as you do it. You'll start to appreciate the taste a little more. All chugging or immediately swallowing (hurr hurr) does is give you the bitter "gasoline" taste as you put it.
4) Where you get your drinks matters as well. Cans don't let you take in the smell of a drink before you taste it. Smell lets you expect the bitterness before you taste the drink, so you can be ready for it. Also, good restaurants, bottle shops, and bars tend to store liquor better than the average distributor or others, so they're under ideal temperature and preservation.
I know this seems like a picky, hoity-toity thing to go over, but if you try, it actually will help.
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Cleandregs Z
Title: BACK 2 BACK
Joined: Jul 01 2008
Location: Hell, MD
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Holy shit.
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| I just passed up two chicks by not drinking any alcohol on a dare. Showing girls that not all men think with their dick is so fun. |
These same two girls and a bunch of guys they decided to go with (because I'm a loser, apparently) crashed into a bank. I wonder why.
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| I don't understand live-action shows on a channel called CARTOON Network. |
That's because most American cartoonist are going to Japan to draw Hentai. |
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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Holy shit.
| Cleandregs Z wrote: |
| I just passed up two chicks by not drinking any alcohol on a dare. Showing girls that not all men think with their dick is so fun. |
These same two girls and a bunch of guys they decided to go with (because I'm a loser, apparently) crashed into a bank. I wonder why. |
Welp, that driver's life is officially over lol. Looks like you made a good choice, and those girls weren't worth it anyways!
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| Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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Cleandregs Z
Title: BACK 2 BACK
Joined: Jul 01 2008
Location: Hell, MD
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I'm not really sure what I could offer them anyway.
"HEY, YOU WANT TO SEE MY ATARI JAGUAR COLLECTION?"
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| Thorinair wrote: |
| I don't understand live-action shows on a channel called CARTOON Network. |
That's because most American cartoonist are going to Japan to draw Hentai. |
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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I drink different things depending on what I'm doing. If I'm fishing, I drink Busch Light in a can. If I'm playing drinking games with friends, ice cold Natty is the only way to go. If I'm bowling, either of the above in a can is acceptable. At the bar, I go with Miller Lite bottles. At the house, I mix it up with some higher quality beer. Sometimes I'll even go into beer snob mode and hook it up with some good tripels or quads. My favorite beers are cider beers like Woodchuck. I also love the local favorites from Boulevard Brewing Company in Kansas City. Sometimes, I'll drink a scotch on a rare occasion. I go with Johnny Walker Black Label. If I'm at a sports bar, I always get something on tap.
I see what Greg is saying and agree. But sometimes it just depends. Also, some beer is better for just drinking, while a watered down beer like Natty or even Keystone (not my first choice) is the best for pounding. Busch Light is good for pounding too. Its gotta be ice cold. Its the best beer for beer pong, funneling, bonging, and shotgunning.
Here is a great tip. Never drink Steel Reserve. This shit if way fucking rough. Its like the 1492 of beer.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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I just had a kickass couple of whisky sours. I took a shot of, get this, Black Velvet, a little less than a shot of lemon juice put it in a short glass and filled it with club soda. Damn that was good. And it didn't taste like battery acid. Plus Black Velvet is cheap. My opinion on drinking in general is In Moderation. I wouldn't drink more than three drinks in an hour just because the shit doesn't kick in and your body metabolizes it slower so you only feel its full effect about a half hour after your last drink. Sorry, I'm rambling, those whisky sours must be giving me a buzz.
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
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I'll drink straight vodka over beer. I seriously can't get past the fucking taste of beer.
I actually drank like 3 shots of vodka when I was 13. Everybody said I was drunk; though I did trip and fall on my neighbors' lawn.
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 I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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| docinsano wrote: |
| I just had a kickass couple of whisky sours. I took a shot of, get this, Black Velvet, a little less than a shot of lemon juice put it in a short glass and filled it with club soda. Damn that was good. And it didn't taste like battery acid. Plus Black Velvet is cheap. My opinion on drinking in general is In Moderation. I wouldn't drink more than three drinks in an hour just because the shit doesn't kick in and your body metabolizes it slower so you only feel its full effect about a half hour after your last drink. Sorry, I'm rambling, those whisky sours must be giving me a buzz. |
I love whisky sours and amaretto sours. Have you ever tried a red headed slut? Pretty good.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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So I did it. I went to a party, my first in fact, and didn't drink a sip. And boy, am I glad I didn't.... I met a girl, we were like the first guests there, and we really hit it off, talked about all kinds of stuff (she's an artist too) and then people busted out Rock Band, so I joined in a few jams.
Sometime later, I went up to her and she was DONE. Just totally off her shit, straight up duh-runk. She gave me all the typical 'you're so awesome, you're an amazing artist, I love you, I've never met a dude like you', that stuff. I took her for a short walk, we sat for a few, then I brought her back to the party, sat her down, and gave her lots of water. When she headed to bed and I knew she was safely in the house, I said my goodbyes and left the party.
If I was a lesser man, I might not be a virgin right now. I'm proud of myself, and happy I didn't drink. I learned that it is very easy to have an enjoyable time sober! I probably won't drink again, because I really truly don't need to.
And hey, something might come out of the little adventure
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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You should be the keymaster like on Say Anything.
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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
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Wow. Though I agree drinking is not a necessity, and I applaud stand up behavior in taking at parties and not taking advantage and so on, I do feel that us drinkers that are not alcoholics are being judged harshly on this thread. Me, I have probably drank enough alcohol to flood australia, however, since college, and even most of the time when there, I did not drink every day, nor did I binge drink on any regular basis. I agree that you can have a good time without drinking, and that depending on the setting, and what you are drinking it can be quite costly, but I think the otherside of that is true as well. I myself drink maybe 3 times a month or so. Usually at home, so no driving and endangering anyone. As well, I often don't get drunk either, and no this isn't entirely due to tolerance. I also have an affinity for games like beer pong, I own a professional table, the same used in the world series of beer pong. It's a fun game, and really you could play with water if you liked, not in my house, but you could. I don't think that drinking is bad, I think it is how you handle it and what you do. If you go out to dinner and have a glass of wine, or a beer, no big deal. If you go and have and entire bottle of wine yourself, especially the less you weigh, and then want to drive, not a good idea. And as to what I drink, I am a fan of many things, and not alot of things. I like beer, but I prefer microbrews, imports, and so on. My favorite being a particular style known as India Pale Ale. I'm also a fan of red wines, whiskey, bourbon, good vodka's made in the traditional sense like in eastern europe and russia, and a few other odd's and ends of some unique liquors. Again, I think it is a personal choice either way, and I do not think either side should put down the other for it. I have felt this thread way to preachy for my liking against something that when done properly, just like driving or eating, is harmless.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Thanks for the props there king, and I definitely agree with everything you say. Even though I'm sober now, I'll totally defend drinking because I did have lots of fun when I did it. And as long as you aren't stupid, it's all good. That's why my parents let me start drinking when I was like 16.
By the way, you like India Pale Ale???? That stuff tastes like goat piss!!
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
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I think battery acid is getting a bad wrap here. Seriously, don't knock it til you try it.
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Cleandregs Z
Title: BACK 2 BACK
Joined: Jul 01 2008
Location: Hell, MD
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I'll admit, it's a step up from dog piss.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
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| ross_rifle113 wrote: |
| By the way, you like India Pale Ale???? That stuff tastes like goat piss!! |
Did you just call your ancestor's beer goat piss?
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Cleandregs Z wrote: |
| I'll admit, it's a step up from dog piss. |
Battery acid is not better than Steel Reserve 211!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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steel reserve is the bomb son. i had a 40 of that last night. and now im drinking sparks in preparation for the UFC
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
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| Blackout wrote: |
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| I'll admit, it's a step up from dog piss. |
Battery acid is not better than Steel Reserve 211!  |
That isn't intirely true because battery acid is an ingredient Steel Reserve. When I first tried it, I assumed it was so rough because of the high alcohol content. But since then I've had several tripels and quads with higher alcohol content. They are much more smooth that Steel.
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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One of my friends swore by Steel Reserve. The last time I drank that, I think I only had 4 or 5 and the next day I had a hangover into the nighttime. I felt like my liver had exploded and it took a piece of my brain with it too.
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| Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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