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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
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I can't think of any, so I leave it to you!
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 <TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
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Bomberman (No offense). The game kicks ass but really a guy trying to escape a factory and blowin up alien like creatures or possibly the Police or something. I'd watch it for the explosions.
Final Fantasy. Would be way to long unless they can do a whole movie in two hours with just about or everything in the game.
Tetris. It would be boring as hell , all it would be is you watching blocks fall down and you seeing it getting Singles , Doubles , Triples , and Tetris's
Dr. Mario. Same thing as tetris except you see viruses getting owned with capsules instead of rows being made with tetri (I believe thats how you say it).
Excitebike. It would only be watching a guy racing against other guys on dirt bikes.
Nintendo World Cup. Above description except replace racing and bikes with People and soccer.
The Simpson's : Bart vs. The Space Mutants , and The World. It would just be like a regular Simpsons tv show , they would throw it alot of jokes , make it humorous , and It would be longer.
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4464
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Frogger
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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You need to try harder. 
Not you the kid above you.
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
Posts: 2889
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Dragon Power. What WAS the point of that game anyway?
Altered Beast. Unless muscular gay men fighting in ancient Greece is people idea's of a good way to waste 2 hours in the theater. Bonus: They turn into animal then really get it on. Yeah... I think I'll pass..
Sonic. Mainly when he gets hit and rings go everywhere. Just don't let him get hit more than once.
Ghost and Goblins. Was there a plot?
Wizards and Warriors. If they can get a guy in a full suit of armor to jump the branches of trees over 3 times his height then I might see it. Otherwise there would be like 8 movies where he recues each girl from level to level in the Wizards and Warriors game.
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
Posts: 1399
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Castlevania. My premonitions will show as true sometime next year unfortunately. Damn my gift.
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Dances with Wolves 2 is gonna ROCK! |
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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Ghost and Goblins. Was there a plot? |
It would just be the main guy fighting naked for 2 hours.
What about the Shinobi series?
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Street Fighter.
Dead or Alive.
Alone In the Dark.
Bloodrayne.
Hitman.
(anything else by Uwe Troll)
Guitar Hero may or may not make a totally shitty movie...hard to say.
Resident Evil wasn't that great either. And a Grand Theft Auto movie just wouldn't work.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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Mitch
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Alabama
Posts: 296
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
Posts: 2889
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Tetris. It would be boring as hell , all it would be is you watching blocks fall down and you seeing it getting Singles , Doubles , Triples , and Tetris's
Dr. Mario. Same thing as tetris except you see viruses getting owned with capsules instead of rows being made with tetri (I believe thats how you say it).
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Um... nope Mitch.
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Mitch
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Alabama
Posts: 296
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oops, that's what I get for not paying attention. I'll stop being so lazy one day.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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A little off topic but...
I thought Hitman was ok, it certainly could have been 1000 times better but it was worth 8 bucks and two hours. I just didn't like how 47 smiled all the time in the movie, he never smiled in the games. 
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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Street Fighter.
Dead or Alive.
Alone In the Dark.
Bloodrayne.
Hitman.
(anything else by Uwe Troll)
Guitar Hero may or may not make a totally shitty movie...hard to say.
Resident Evil wasn't that great either. And a Grand Theft Auto movie just wouldn't work. |
hitman wasn't made by Uwe Boll
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
Posts: 885
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| Ghandi wrote: |
Ghost and Goblins. Was there a plot? |
It would just be the main guy fighting naked for 2 hours. |
The actual plot is the same as most games: his bitch got kidnapped; he has to save her.
How about A Boy and his Blob?
Honestly I've never played this but it just sounds like a stupid game and by proxy a stupid movie.
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I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Laminated_Sky
Signature subject to change without notice. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| Laminated Sky wrote: |
| DarknessDeku wrote: |
| Ghandi wrote: |
Ghost and Goblins. Was there a plot? |
It would just be the main guy fighting naked for 2 hours. |
The actual plot is the same as most games: his bitch got kidnapped; he has to save her.
How about A Boy and his Blob?
Honestly I've never played this but it just sounds like a stupid game and by proxy a stupid movie. |
They allready made a movie out of A Boy and His Blob, it was called Shallow Hal.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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| M3GA MAN wrote: |
Bomberman (No offense). The game kicks ass but really a guy trying to escape a factory and blowin up alien like creatures or possibly the Police or something. I'd watch it for the explosions.
Final Fantasy. Would be way to long unless they can do a whole movie in two hours with just about or everything in the game.
Tetris. It would be boring as hell , all it would be is you watching blocks fall down and you seeing it getting Singles , Doubles , Triples , and Tetris's
Dr. Mario. Same thing as tetris except you see viruses getting owned with capsules instead of rows being made with tetri (I believe thats how you say it).
Excitebike. It would only be watching a guy racing against other guys on dirt bikes.
Nintendo World Cup. Above description except replace racing and bikes with People and soccer.
The Simpson's : Bart vs. The Space Mutants , and The World. It would just be like a regular Simpsons tv show , they would throw it alot of jokes , make it humorous , and It would be longer. |
So much to say, I will not waste my time. You are a dumbass.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
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Thank you, Please come again. I really dont care if you call me anything or say anything against what I think, those movies would be stupid unless they could make it adleast OK.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| M3GA MAN wrote: |
| Thank you, Please come again. I really dont care if you call me anything or say anything against what I think, those movies would be stupid unless they could make it adleast OK. |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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| those movies would be stupid unless they could make it adleast OK. |
Translation: "These movies would suck, unless they didn't".
Um...duh?
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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| Blackout Boy wrote: |
| They allready made a movie out of A Boy and His Blob, it was called Shallow Hal. |
Win.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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ShadowViperX
Title: Underhanded ninja
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: One of the fifty states
Posts: 151
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I second that win.
Secret of Mana. The game was win, but looking at it, it just looks like easy prey for some director to rape.
I hope I'm wrong when I say something from the Dynasty/Samurai Warriors games, but you never know.
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I want you all to repeat after me:
I AM
SOFA KING
WE TODD ED
Now, your turn.*SNICKER*
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Monopoly would make a fucking terrible movie.
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