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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Mario Buster:Buster Mario wrote: |
And so
The topic degenerates into useless blather again, like the pus spurting from the asshole of the American Problem.
Here's a hint.
But I got one. Here's a fun thing to do when you pass a church carwash. (good topic guys. hehe.)
Ok, here's what you do, you make sure that the girls waving you in are at MOST 15 years old. Those are surely to be the most nubile, so anyway, then you roll up in nothing but short shorts on, while riding a motorcycle, and you have them wash your bike, then, when they are washing somewhat close to your legs, insert your hairy pale legs into their wiping range repeatedly, and grunt loudly each time they wipe your skin, even if it's just a little. You really need to encourage it. You can stroke your facial hair during this stage, maybe reach out and touch them a bit just to tease them. It should be really funny when they look helplessly toward the adults surely supervising the event.
Now that's a fun thing to do during a church sponsored carwash, none of the CarWash suggestions earlier in this thread come even close. |
 heh heh is never a good sign.
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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| DarkMaze wrote: |
Uh, Mario Buster = Murdar Machene?  |
It has been suggested before.
Unless he admits it, it would take a site admin to see the IP addresses.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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What if he's posting from different IPs, then you'll never know! 
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| Blackout Boy wrote: |
| What if he's posting from different IPs, then you'll never know! |
Well... his "location" would be known within a geographical region. So unless he has IPs granted from afar or is using tools to mask or change his IP, then it would show up as close, at least as close as his ISP.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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| Burt Reynolds wrote: |
| It's odd to see a chick that hot up to those kind of shenanigans. I'm not usually a fan of blondes, but at least she's probably not a stuck up bitch that's afraid to do anything fun. She also looked like she was in her mid 20's which makes it funnier also. |
Are you saying that pretty girls don't often do weird and/or funny shit? |
yes. Sorry, not a law, but most hot chicks are too concerned with looking hot. They don't often do things that would make them look goofy or fun. Obviously this is not always the case, but it's still a pretty good general rule to go by. |
Huh I guess I never thought about it. I have a gorgeous hawt friend (nice body, long blond hair) that loves WoW and does raids four nights a week 8D Likes to play games, really smart, etc. As for me... I'm not trying to say I'm hot stuff or anything but no one here has said I'm butt ugly and I'm a big gamer, like to have fun... I spend like 10 minutes getting ready in the morning (besides shower and getting dressed 8D). Maybe you've just had a crappy time finding pretty girls who aren't obsessed with how they look and like to have fun? |
Would it help show you where you stand if I called you butt ugly without actualy knowing whether or not you are(n't)?
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Richo Rosai
Joined: Nov 13 2005
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I was disappointed. That woman needed to suffer serious injury from her shenanigans.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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This just in, counter culture pseudo religous possibly terrorist website threatens Ann Coulter's life with some sort of explosive pie!
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Wow, that pretty much perfectly describes us...but I think you posted in the wrong thread bro 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| ross_rifle113 wrote: |
| Wow, that pretty much perfectly describes us...but I think you posted in the wrong thread bro |
Sorry, my mind doesn't always work as advertised. 
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Mario Buster:Buster Mario
Joined: Dec 18 2007
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Two things.
1. I never deleted any of my posts. Someone with moderating rights must have enjoyed them SO completely, so thoroughly, that they leaned back in laughter, popping one of their anal sores, which then, prompted them to yelp and slap the keyboard wildly, resulting in the deletion of good Writes.
2. Check IP's all you fucking want, it won't make me not a separate person from murdar machene, despite our shared and logical bitterness. That sentiment is apparently beyond comprehension.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Mario Buster:Buster Mario wrote: |
| must have enjoyed them SO completely, so thoroughly, that they leaned back in laughter, popping one of their anal sores, which then, prompted them to yelp and slap the keyboard wildly, |
Boy I hate it when that happens.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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They really do have different IPs.
Anyway, the best thing to do in a mall is this: burst out of a store, preferrably The Disney Store, looking all bewildered and shit. Grab the first person you see by the shoulders and ask them what the date is. If they don't give you the year, which they probably won't, be sure to ask them what year it is. Once they tell you what year it is, act all scared and run off, muttering "This can't be right, this can't be right!".
They'll either think you're a time traveler or an Iraqi war veteran.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
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wow. That's fucking gold Syd. You get a 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I always wanted to go into a Barnes & Nobles and sit down in one of the corners and read until they close.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
Anyway, the best thing to do in a mall is this: burst out of a store, preferrably The Disney Store, looking all bewildered and shit. Grab the first person you see by the shoulders and ask them what the date is. If they don't give you the year, which they probably won't, be sure to ask them what year it is. Once they tell you what year it is, act all scared and run off, muttering "This can't be right, this can't be right!".
They'll either think you're a time traveler or an Iraqi war veteran. |
Now I really wanna try doing that.
| Blackout wrote: |
| I always wanted to go into a Barnes & Nobles and sit down in one of the corners and read until they close. |
What's the point?
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
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I get the point, but i can't quite explain it...
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aika
Title: Narcissist
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I just mean, like, why is it exciting? I see people do that all the time.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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THAT'S THE POINT!!! Thank you!
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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| aika wrote: |
| I just mean, like, why is it exciting? I see people do that all the time. |
Just try it.
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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