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Looking for a new house...AND A WIFE?


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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
PostPosted: Jun 26 2008 03:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Real estate agent is selling herself with her house in Palm Beach. I wouldn't say no to renting, but not buying.

House and Hooker!


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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
PostPosted: Jun 26 2008 03:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Holy crap. WHAT!? What is wrong with people?


天上天下唯我独尊
 
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
PostPosted: Jun 26 2008 03:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'd hit it.

But yeah, why?


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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
PostPosted: Jun 26 2008 04:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Man, if this wasn't sad, this would be the hottest idea ever.


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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sidewaydriver
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Joined: May 11 2008
PostPosted: Jun 26 2008 04:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

wierd face, no thanks.


Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom.
 
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Jun 26 2008 04:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

JRA wrote:
Man, if this wasn't sad, this would be the hottest idea ever.


Its too bad you lost all those Sydlexia credits the other day. You could have used those to pay off the $500,000 shipping charge.



 
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Jun 26 2008 04:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I love America.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
PostPosted: Jun 26 2008 04:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Guns and houses with built in women! YES!!!


"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man

"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor

8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh.
 
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
PostPosted: Jun 26 2008 04:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

So she's furniture, a la Soylent Green?
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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PostPosted: Jun 26 2008 04:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

She's a little old to be furniture. Razz
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
PostPosted: Jun 26 2008 04:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

On the contrary, she looks exactly like a leather couch. Bell


Does anybody here have a Ross Rifle?
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
PostPosted: Jun 26 2008 04:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
She's a little old to be furniture. Razz

She's an antique.



 
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
PostPosted: Jun 27 2008 04:14 am Reply with quote Back to top

Tyop wrote:
Syd Lexia wrote:
She's a little old to be furniture. Razz

She's an antique.

The house must be worth 499,985 dollars because i saw the episode of Antiques Road show with her on it, and appraisers only valued her at 15 dollars Sad She lost a lot of value because she upgraded herself and didn't stay in original condition.


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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Jun 27 2008 12:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
She's a little old to be furniture. Razz


And the truth is that she doesn't really go well with anything, she would mess up the feng shui.



 
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
PostPosted: Jun 27 2008 01:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

GPFontaine wrote:
she would mess up the feng shui.

And the property value.


I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.

Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.

http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Laminated_Sky

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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Jun 27 2008 02:52 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ross_rifle113 wrote:
On the contrary, she looks exactly like a leather couch. Bell

I sleep on a leather couch But I'm not sure I could marry one. Confused



 
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