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Posted: Jun 25 2008 05:06 pm

I got thrown out of a mall for switching DVDs in a video store. All I did was place good movies in front of shitty movies of the same genre. Some employee didn't appreciate me putting Batman Begins in front of Catwoman, because it was fucking up their alphabetical order. BY ONE LETTER.

To be fair I had played this game with a friend for twenty minutes or so before they said anything. Still, I wish they had appreciated us making recommendations to their customers more.

Posted: Jun 25 2008 05:10 pm

Boy did I have an interesting night last night. I was walking around town with my cousin and we started walking past the mall and I heard someone say 'isn't it past your bedtime?' I looked up and there was my friend Kyla, her brother, and her friend on the fucking roof taking pictures! They told us how to get up there and we ran to the back of the mall....and there was a cop car there.

So we were kinda cautious and headed back towards the front of the mall and saw another cop pull in. He stopped us and questioned us and stuff. As he did, another cop pulled in. By the time my cousin and I had headed across the street to kinda view the whole scene, there were four cop cars driving around the building. Thank god it's Chilliwack, because the cops all eventually took off and my cousin and i headed to the back of the mall and made fun of Kyla, Ty, and Marge.

Posted: Jun 25 2008 05:51 pm

ross_rifle113 wrote:

Boy did I have an interesting night last night. I was walking around town with my cousin and we started walking past the mall and I heard someone say 'isn't it past your bedtime?' I looked up and there was my friend Kyla, her brother, and her friend on the fucking roof taking pictures! They told us how to get up there and we ran to the back of the mall....and there was a cop car there.

So we were kinda cautious and headed back towards the front of the mall and saw another cop pull in. He stopped us and questioned us and stuff. As he did, another cop pulled in. By the time my cousin and I had headed across the street to kinda view the whole scene, there were four cop cars driving around the building. Thank god it's Chilliwack, because the cops all eventually took off and my cousin and i headed to the back of the mall and made fun of Kyla, Ty, and Marge.

WTF??? What time were you out? The way you are telling it, it sound's like Kyla, Ty, and Marge were setting you up lol!

Posted: Jun 25 2008 05:59 pm

hahaha, no, they woulda been the ones getting in trouble and when they came down off the roof they looked scared shitless. It was like 11:30, quarter to 12

Posted: Jun 25 2008 06:01 pm

Before you walk into a store pick someone to be it, then you have them wait 3 minutes and its a classic game of hide and seek. When people see you in the clothes just put your finger to your lips. They usually don't tell.

aika wrote:

My friend: *tales my hand lovingly*

Quit being a grammar Nazi you hippo critter.

Posted: Jun 25 2008 06:03 pm

Now that I think about it, I haven't have an interesting trip to the mall in years.

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Tebor wrote:

The last photography fallout was on the set of the Dark Knight. Cool

No way, you visited Gotham City?!?!?!

Posted: Jun 25 2008 06:13 pm

Douche McCallister wrote:

aika wrote:

My friend: *tales my hand lovingly*

Quit being a grammar Nazi you hippo critter.

Quit editing MY posts to make me look like I have bad spelling! Mad

Douche. Ugh.

Posted: Jun 25 2008 06:18 pm

I have no powers in this Forum so go lick a toilet seat.

Posted: Jun 25 2008 06:22 pm

Douche McCallister wrote:

I have no powers in this Forum so go lick a toilet seat.

Awww poor baby doesn't have any powers.... Laughing

My friend enjoys messing with the mannequins in clothing stores. If she can get away with it she'll even undress and redress them.

Posted: Jun 25 2008 06:24 pm

I just do that with the real girls (18+) at home, except I don't waste my energy redressing them.

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Knyte wrote:

Years ago, while a buddy and mine were at the mall, there was a table set up near the food court, being run by the OCA (Oregon Christians' Allianace) who are damn-near millitant Super Right Wing christians. They were passing out flyers on how evil homosexuality was and trying to get people to sign a petition to revoke a messure that had recently passed that gave same sex couples the right to be included in "Family Medical Leave" plans with employers.

The flyer had all kinds of just ridiculus crap in it. Basically insinuating that all gay men are pedophioles, and spend all day long raping each other in public bathrooms and shit.

So, my friend and I went up, looked at the flyer, listened to thier speil, and then when they asked us if we wanted to sign the petition, we looked at each and said in our worst lisps:

"I don't know baby, should we sign this? I don't want to get raped in the bathroom.....well, unless it was by you."

"Yeah, that shit's scary. Some fags just don't have any class, unlike us. At least we have enough decency to wait until we are in the privacy of our own home before you ram your big old meat saugage into my caboose!"

"Oooooohhhh.. That's sounds like fun! Come on let's hurry on home! The Bald Avenger is eager to sneak in your backdoor, and steal some fudge from your freezer!"

Then we kissed right in front of them and left hand in hand. I swear to god, one of the guys at the table ran to bathroom to puke. And, the others just stared in total shock. Serves them right, bigotious assholes.

This is the greatest thing I have heard all year.

Posted: Jun 25 2008 06:29 pm

JRA wrote:

Knyte wrote:

Years ago, while a buddy and mine were at the mall, there was a table set up near the food court, being run by the OCA (Oregon Christians' Allianace) who are damn-near millitant Super Right Wing christians. They were passing out flyers on how evil homosexuality was and trying to get people to sign a petition to revoke a messure that had recently passed that gave same sex couples the right to be included in "Family Medical Leave" plans with employers.

The flyer had all kinds of just ridiculus crap in it. Basically insinuating that all gay men are pedophioles, and spend all day long raping each other in public bathrooms and shit.

So, my friend and I went up, looked at the flyer, listened to thier speil, and then when they asked us if we wanted to sign the petition, we looked at each and said in our worst lisps:

"I don't know baby, should we sign this? I don't want to get raped in the bathroom.....well, unless it was by you."

"Yeah, that shit's scary. Some fags just don't have any class, unlike us. At least we have enough decency to wait until we are in the privacy of our own home before you ram your big old meat saugage into my caboose!"

"Oooooohhhh.. That's sounds like fun! Come on let's hurry on home! The Bald Avenger is eager to sneak in your backdoor, and steal some fudge from your freezer!"

Then we kissed right in front of them and left hand in hand. I swear to god, one of the guys at the table ran to bathroom to puke. And, the others just stared in total shock. Serves them right, bigotious assholes.

This is the greatest thing I have heard all year.

That was the greatest thing I have heard all decade.

Posted: Jun 26 2008 05:19 am

aika wrote:

That list is very special. I'm not too amused with the shooting up the mall one, though. My friends knew people who were killed when that guy came in to our mall last December and murdered 9 people before killing himself.

Looks like that was a bad day to be a consumer whore Cool

Posted: Jun 26 2008 12:12 pm

First, Aika I too want proof of the larger and nice breasts

Number 2. Always fun to get in trouble with the extendable lightsabers in a toy store at the mall.
Smoking in the tobacco store since you are not allowed to smoke anywhere else in any mall, if there even at most malls
Releasing a still alive freshly caught fish into the fountain
Grabbing a tag that will set off the sensor at the door, from behind the register when the clerk isn't looking, one obviously not attached to anything, and then again when no one is looking, tossing it past the sensors into the mall. Always funny when they look and there is no one there walking out with anything. Just no one there.
Auntie Anne's Soft Pretzels
Changing all the Channels on the Tv's in a store to something inappropriate for the store, if possible

Posted: Jun 26 2008 12:23 pm

Let's see...

Drinking in the bathroom (if you puke, puke outside, in front of everybody. Especially kids.)

Hitting on girls

Jumping from the 2nd floor to the 1st (for the crazy assholes)

Getting on one of the computers in the Apple Store, leave on something stupid (like goatse, porn, hentai, a picture of a penis/vagina, etc), and just leave.

Posted: Jun 26 2008 12:44 pm

King wrote:

Aika I too want proof of the larger and nice breasts

Somehow, I'm starting to get an inkling that you men on this forum have a fondness for the female anatomy. I wonder why that is? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Jun 26 2008 12:51 pm

Other then the fact that I am male, and I also appreciate females as not just a beautiful body, but as a work of art, cause let's face it women look much better nude then guys. Plus, if someone says hey I'm better then this or that, we need proof. That, and I have liked reading your posts before Aika, and have an inkling that you may be telling the truth.

Also in the mall, I love a good Orange Julius, though I get Strawberry usually, so maybe that is a strawberry julius.

Posted: Jun 26 2008 12:54 pm

Chilliwack isn't cool enough to have a multi-storey mall.

And the signs promote an amazing 75 stores!

I'm pretty sure there's less though.

Posted: Jun 26 2008 12:56 pm

ross_rifle113 wrote:

And the signs promote an amazing 75 stores! I'm pretty sure there's less though.

They probably count all the little Kiosk stands as well.

Posted: Jun 26 2008 12:56 pm

I got caught shoplifting at the mall when I was 15. Supposedly I'm banned from Macy's, but I don't know how they can enforce that 11 years later.

Posted: Jun 26 2008 12:58 pm

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they do count all the kiosks that sell knock off Crocs.

11 years later? That's fucked up.

Oh and we have another mall across the street with like 12 stores...and carpet Shocked

Posted: Jun 26 2008 01:06 pm

King wrote:

Other then the fact that I am male, and I also appreciate females as not just a beautiful body, but as a work of art, cause let's face it women look much better nude then guys. Plus, if someone says hey I'm better then this or that, we need proof. That, and I have liked reading your posts before Aika, and have an inkling that you may be telling the truth.

Also in the mall, I love a good Orange Julius, though I get Strawberry usually, so maybe that is a strawberry julius.

You... you liked reading my posts...? Embarrassed

Oh, oh.... I.... don't know what to say.... a-and we haven't even met before!

Sorry 8D I'm in a goofy mood today.

Anyway I'm not exactly looking to put out to the population of an entire forum, Very Happy

I might post a few pictures later on tho. I still need to start that camwhore thread I talked about before... 5'' platforms and knee high socks. Twisted Evil

I love Orange Julius. I get mine with strawberry and banana.

Who likes running up the down escalator?!

Posted: Jun 26 2008 01:10 pm

I like walking by the escalators screaming, "That kid is back on the escalator!!!"
Gotta love Kevin Smith

Posted: Jun 26 2008 01:17 pm

crookshow wrote:

I got caught shoplifting at the mall when I was 15. Supposedly I'm banned from Macy's, but I don't know how they can enforce that 11 years later.

You should go back in there and see if anything happens.