I hate going to the Mall. Shopping is just about the most boring thing I can think of.
So what can you do at a mall that isn't boring?
I'll start it off with this:
aika
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Posted:
Jun 25 2008 11:16 am
How do people even think to try doing crap like that?
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GPFontaine
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Posted:
Jun 25 2008 11:27 am
aika wrote:
How do people even think to try doing crap like that?
Wasn't that you in the video?
aika
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Posted:
Jun 25 2008 11:29 am
GPFontaine wrote:
aika wrote:
How do people even think to try doing crap like that?
Wasn't that you in the video?
Pffft, whatever. My boobs are way bigger than hers.
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GPFontaine
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Posted:
Jun 25 2008 11:31 am
aika wrote:
GPFontaine wrote:
aika wrote:
How do people even think to try doing crap like that?
Wasn't that you in the video?
Pffft, whatever. My boobs are way bigger than hers.
Pics or you are a liar!
aika
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Posted:
Jun 25 2008 11:34 am
Hahaha. No can do, not until I get my laptop back. Oh, which should be in the next week or so! I can't wait.
Just be content with the knowledge that mine are bigger than hers. And nicer.
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Burt Reynolds
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Posted:
Jun 25 2008 11:38 am
It's odd to see a chick that hot up to those kind of shenanigans. I'm not usually a fan of blondes, but at least she's probably not a stuck up bitch that's afraid to do anything fun. She also looked like she was in her mid 20's which makes it funnier also.
Dances with Wolves 2 is gonna ROCK!
aika
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Posted:
Jun 25 2008 11:49 am
Burt Reynolds wrote:
It's odd to see a chick that hot up to those kind of shenanigans. I'm not usually a fan of blondes, but at least she's probably not a stuck up bitch that's afraid to do anything fun. She also looked like she was in her mid 20's which makes it funnier also.
Are you saying that pretty girls don't often do weird and/or funny shit?
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Burt Reynolds
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Posted:
Jun 25 2008 12:07 pm
aika wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
It's odd to see a chick that hot up to those kind of shenanigans. I'm not usually a fan of blondes, but at least she's probably not a stuck up bitch that's afraid to do anything fun. She also looked like she was in her mid 20's which makes it funnier also.
Are you saying that pretty girls don't often do weird and/or funny shit?
yes. Sorry, not a law, but most hot chicks are too concerned with looking hot. They don't often do things that would make them look goofy or fun. Obviously this is not always the case, but it's still a pretty good general rule to go by.
Dances with Wolves 2 is gonna ROCK!
aika
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Posted:
Jun 25 2008 12:11 pm
Burt Reynolds wrote:
aika wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
It's odd to see a chick that hot up to those kind of shenanigans. I'm not usually a fan of blondes, but at least she's probably not a stuck up bitch that's afraid to do anything fun. She also looked like she was in her mid 20's which makes it funnier also.
Are you saying that pretty girls don't often do weird and/or funny shit?
yes. Sorry, not a law, but most hot chicks are too concerned with looking hot. They don't often do things that would make them look goofy or fun. Obviously this is not always the case, but it's still a pretty good general rule to go by.
Huh I guess I never thought about it. I have a gorgeous hawt friend (nice body, long blond hair) that loves WoW and does raids four nights a week 8D Likes to play games, really smart, etc. As for me... I'm not trying to say I'm hot stuff or anything but no one here has said I'm butt ugly and I'm a big gamer, like to have fun... I spend like 10 minutes getting ready in the morning (besides shower and getting dressed 8D). Maybe you've just had a crappy time finding pretty girls who aren't obsessed with how they look and like to have fun?
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Laminated Sky
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Posted:
Jun 25 2008 12:39 pm
Burt Reynolds wrote:
aika wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
It's odd to see a chick that hot up to those kind of shenanigans. I'm not usually a fan of blondes, but at least she's probably not a stuck up bitch that's afraid to do anything fun. She also looked like she was in her mid 20's which makes it funnier also.
Are you saying that pretty girls don't often do weird and/or funny shit?
yes. Sorry, not a law, but most hot chicks are too concerned with looking hot. They don't often do things that would make them look goofy or fun. Obviously this is not always the case, but it's still a pretty good general rule to go by.
You haven't had a blonde girlfriend have you? 'Cuz what you wrote there was almost an oxi-moron most blondes tend to be stupid and will say stupid stuff. Don't get blondes confused with sluts not every blonde is like Paris Hilton.
My friend and I were at a mall and he decides to steal some money out of those big fucking fountains. (he even bought a magnet and like claw thing to get the money) We got banned from there for a year (and I didn't steal shit). This is what happens when smart people do dumb shit.
I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
You haven't had a blonde girlfriend have you? 'Cuz what you wrote there was almost an oxi-moron most blondes tend to be stupid and will say stupid stuff. Don't get blondes confused with sluts not every blonde is like Paris Hilton.
My friend and I were at a mall and he decides to steal some money out of those big fucking fountains. (he even bought a magnet and like claw thing to get the money) We got banned from there for a year (and I didn't steal shit). This is what happens when smart people do dumb shit.
When did I say anything about liking Stupid chicks?
And to Aika:
It's not that they are impossible to find, it's just nice to see sometimes. Look at it this way: Do you think most guys that play MMORPG's are going to be attractive? Probably not. So say %10 percent of all men who play them would be considered attractive. Not too bad. Now lets say %10 percent of all MMORPG players are women (probably overstatement) and that the %10 attractive rule is the same for them. That means that 1/100 people you encounter on one of those games is a hot chick. I forgot where the hell I was going with this. Oh yeah, so you and your friend (assuming your telling the truth about attractiveness) are 1/100. I know not all women are self-absorbed bitches, I've met tons of cool ones. Even almost married one, but you do havr to sift through a lot a shit sometimes.
Dances with Wolves 2 is gonna ROCK!
Knyte
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Jun 25 2008 12:52 pm
Years ago, while a buddy and mine were at the mall, there was a table set up near the food court, being run by the OCA (Oregon Christians' Allianace) who are damn-near millitant Super Right Wing christians. They were passing out flyers on how evil homosexuality was and trying to get people to sign a petition to revoke a messure that had recently passed that gave same sex couples the right to be included in "Family Medical Leave" plans with employers.
The flyer had all kinds of just ridiculus crap in it. Basically insinuating that all gay men are pedophioles, and spend all day long raping each other in public bathrooms and shit.
So, my friend and I went up, looked at the flyer, listened to thier speil, and then when they asked us if we wanted to sign the petition, we looked at each and said in our worst lisps:
"I don't know baby, should we sign this? I don't want to get raped in the bathroom.....well, unless it was by you."
"Yeah, that shit's scary. Some fags just don't have any class, unlike us. At least we have enough decency to wait until we are in the privacy of our own home before you ram your big old meat saugage into my caboose!"
"Oooooohhhh.. That's sounds like fun! Come on let's hurry on home! The Bald Avenger is eager to sneak in your backdoor, and steal some fudge from your freezer!"
Then we kissed right in front of them and left hand in hand. I swear to god, one of the guys at the table ran to bathroom to puke. And, the others just stared in total shock. Serves them right, bigotious assholes.
aika
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Posted:
Jun 25 2008 12:54 pm
Burt Reynolds wrote:
It's not that they are impossible to find, it's just nice to see sometimes. Look at it this way: Do you think most guys that play MMORPG's are going to be attractive? Probably not. So say %10 percent of all men who play them would be considered attractive. Not too bad. Now lets say %10 percent of all MMORPG players are women (probably overstatement) and that the %10 attractive rule is the same for them. That means that 1/100 people you encounter on one of those games is a hot chick. I forgot where the hell I was going with this. Oh yeah, so you and your friend (assuming your telling the truth about attractiveness) are 1/100. I know not all women are self-absorbed bitches, I've met tons of cool ones. Even almost married one, but you do havr to sift through a lot a shit sometimes.
Hmmm I guess I see your point o.o I got dragged to an anime/Japan convention a few years back and pretty much all the guys looked like they were socially awkward, lots of them really needed a shower.... I only saw a couple I would've considered attractive. It was quite scary. Most of the girls were obnoxious and irritating as well... oh geez I never want to go back. o.o
That said, I have yet to see a picture of any of you people on this forum that I would consider butt-ugly. 8D
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mtgrnwdstar
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Posted:
Jun 25 2008 01:07 pm
Knyte wrote:
Years ago, while a buddy and mine were at the mall, there was a table set up near the food court, being run by the OCA (Oregon Christians' Allianace) who are damn-near millitant Super Right Wing christians. They were passing out flyers on how evil homosexuality was and trying to get people to sign a petition to revoke a messure that had recently passed that gave same sex couples the right to be included in "Family Medical Leave" plans with employers.
The flyer had all kinds of just ridiculus crap in it. Basically insinuating that all gay men are pedophioles, and spend all day long raping each other in public bathrooms and shit.
So, my friend and I went up, looked at the flyer, listened to thier speil, and then when they asked us if we wanted to sign the petition, we looked at each and said in our worst lisps:
"I don't know baby, should we sign this? I don't want to get raped in the bathroom.....well, unless it was by you."
"Yeah, that shit's scary. Some fags just don't have any class, unlike us. At least we have enough decency to wait until we are in the privacy of our own home before you ram your big old meat saugage into my caboose!"
"Oooooohhhh.. That's sounds like fun! Come on let's hurry on home! The Bald Avenger is eager to sneak in your backdoor, and steal some fudge from your freezer!"
Then we kissed right in front of them and left hand in hand. I swear to god, one of the guys at the table ran to bathroom to puke. And, the others just stared in total shock. Serves them right, bigotious assholes.
You are officially my hero.
Murdar Machene
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Jun 25 2008 01:10 pm
Knyte wrote:
Years ago, while a buddy and mine were at the mall, there was a table set up near the food court, being run by the OCA (Oregon Christians' Allianace) who are damn-near millitant Super Right Wing christians. They were passing out flyers on how evil homosexuality was and trying to get people to sign a petition to revoke a messure that had recently passed that gave same sex couples the right to be included in "Family Medical Leave" plans with employers.
The flyer had all kinds of just ridiculus crap in it. Basically insinuating that all gay men are pedophioles, and spend all day long raping each other in public bathrooms and shit.
So, my friend and I went up, looked at the flyer, listened to thier speil, and then when they asked us if we wanted to sign the petition, we looked at each and said in our worst lisps:
"I don't know baby, should we sign this? I don't want to get raped in the bathroom.....well, unless it was by you."
"Yeah, that shit's scary. Some fags just don't have any class, unlike us. At least we have enough decency to wait until we are in the privacy of our own home before you ram your big old meat saugage into my caboose!"
"Oooooohhhh.. That's sounds like fun! Come on let's hurry on home! The Bald Avenger is eager to sneak in your backdoor, and steal some fudge from your freezer!"
Then we kissed right in front of them and left hand in hand. I swear to god, one of the guys at the table ran to bathroom to puke. And, the others just stared in total shock. Serves them right, bigotious assholes.
Ownage. Except for the whole kissing another guy thing, unless you're actually gay, but uh, yeah
I like shooting up malls with ak-47's, that's a fun thing to do in malls
aika
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Posted:
Jun 25 2008 01:16 pm
Knyte wrote:
Years ago, while a buddy and mine were at the mall, there was a table set up near the food court, being run by the OCA (Oregon Christians' Allianace) who are damn-near millitant Super Right Wing christians. They were passing out flyers on how evil homosexuality was and trying to get people to sign a petition to revoke a messure that had recently passed that gave same sex couples the right to be included in "Family Medical Leave" plans with employers.
The flyer had all kinds of just ridiculus crap in it. Basically insinuating that all gay men are pedophioles, and spend all day long raping each other in public bathrooms and shit.
So, my friend and I went up, looked at the flyer, listened to thier speil, and then when they asked us if we wanted to sign the petition, we looked at each and said in our worst lisps:
"I don't know baby, should we sign this? I don't want to get raped in the bathroom.....well, unless it was by you."
"Yeah, that shit's scary. Some fags just don't have any class, unlike us. At least we have enough decency to wait until we are in the privacy of our own home before you ram your big old meat saugage into my caboose!"
"Oooooohhhh.. That's sounds like fun! Come on let's hurry on home! The Bald Avenger is eager to sneak in your backdoor, and steal some fudge from your freezer!"
Then we kissed right in front of them and left hand in hand. I swear to god, one of the guys at the table ran to bathroom to puke. And, the others just stared in total shock. Serves them right, bigotious assholes.
My friend and I did something similar to that! There was a group advocating waiting to have sex until after marriage, abstinance, etc. My (female) friend and I listened to their long, long speech before we went to the table and:
My friend: *takes my hand lovingly* You've convinced us. We're going to wait until marriage before we engage in sex!
Me: I can't wait, sweetie...
We then kissed rather deeply in front of quite a few people. The people at the table were speechless.
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Knyte
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Jun 25 2008 01:16 pm
Oh, yeah, I forgot my other favorite thing to do in malls:
Put on toddler clothes, put a lego man head on, and then go running through the mall with a katana, laying waste to all the zombies that stand in my way!
GPFontaine
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Location: Connecticut
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Posted:
Jun 25 2008 01:28 pm
Things to do in a mall - Summary Thus Far:
Rotate in between escalators
Steal coins from fountains
Guys kiss other guys to protest protesters
Girls kiss other girls to protest protesters
Dress up like a toddler and attack zombies with Katanas.
GPFontaine
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Posted:
Jun 25 2008 01:30 pm
aika wrote:
We then kissed rather deeply in front of quite a few people. The people at the table were speechless.
The real question here is:
Did you like it?
aika
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Jun 25 2008 01:33 pm
GPFontaine wrote:
aika wrote:
We then kissed rather deeply in front of quite a few people. The people at the table were speechless.
The real question here is:
Did you like it?
.... well I don't know 8D I had my eyes closed. It was just like kissing any other person I guess. Well except she had a tongue ring, so that was different.
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drewbocop
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Posted:
Jun 25 2008 01:35 pm
Burt Reynolds wrote:
aika wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
It's odd to see a chick that hot up to those kind of shenanigans. I'm not usually a fan of blondes, but at least she's probably not a stuck up bitch that's afraid to do anything fun. She also looked like she was in her mid 20's which makes it funnier also.
Are you saying that pretty girls don't often do weird and/or funny shit?
yes. Sorry, not a law, but most hot chicks are too concerned with looking hot. They don't often do things that would make them look goofy or fun. Obviously this is not always the case, but it's still a pretty good general rule to go by.
We then kissed rather deeply in front of quite a few people. The people at the table were speechless.
The real question here is:
Did you like it?
.... well I don't know 8D I had my eyes closed. It was just like kissing any other person I guess. Well except she had a tongue ring, so that was different.
You just supplanted Knyte as my hero.
aika
Title: Narcissist
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Posted:
Jun 25 2008 01:57 pm
mtgrnwdstar wrote:
aika wrote:
GPFontaine wrote:
aika wrote:
We then kissed rather deeply in front of quite a few people. The people at the table were speechless.
The real question here is:
Did you like it?
.... well I don't know 8D I had my eyes closed. It was just like kissing any other person I guess. Well except she had a tongue ring, so that was different.
You just supplanted Knyte as my hero.
Awesome! ....... why?
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GPFontaine
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Posted:
Jun 25 2008 01:59 pm
aika wrote:
mtgrnwdstar wrote:
aika wrote:
GPFontaine wrote:
aika wrote:
We then kissed rather deeply in front of quite a few people. The people at the table were speechless.
The real question here is:
Did you like it?
.... well I don't know 8D I had my eyes closed. It was just like kissing any other person I guess. Well except she had a tongue ring, so that was different.
You just supplanted Knyte as my hero.
Awesome! ....... why?
Because everyone knows that if a girl kisses another girl who has a tongue ring, a nipple ring is just below and that type of kiss has happened too.
The people at the table were speechless.
