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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
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PostPosted: Jun 19 2008 09:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top



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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
PostPosted: Jun 19 2008 09:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

okay . . . Shocked Shocked Confused Confused . . . . . i can safely say that this is the first time i'm hearing about this. So lets recap, between this and scientology basically anything can be a religion . . . so why the heck am i not worshiping my NES right now? Twisted Evil


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S. McCracken
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PostPosted: Jun 19 2008 10:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This has been around for years. It started as a protest against the Kansas school board's decision to teach intelligent design in its schools. It then built up into an intentionally funny religion with a rather large following. It's not meant to be serious.


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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
PostPosted: Jun 19 2008 10:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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N-E-S . . . N-E-S . . . N-E-S . . . N-E-S . . .

oh great NES, give us forth 9 pixalated virgin hookers for our hours we have sacrificed before you

N-E-S . . . N-E-S . . . N-E-S . . . N-E-S . . .


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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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PostPosted: Jun 19 2008 10:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

There's a cross right on the controller. Such is the power of the NES!


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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
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PostPosted: Jun 19 2008 11:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:
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N-E-S . . . N-E-S . . . N-E-S . . . N-E-S . . .

oh great NES, give us forth 9 pixalated virgin hookers for our hours we have sacrificed before you

N-E-S . . . N-E-S . . . N-E-S . . . N-E-S . . .


Then who would be our God? Shigeru Miyamoto?


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Knyte
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PostPosted: Jun 20 2008 12:03 am Reply with quote Back to top

No, he is but the great prophet. The NES is the god!
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
PostPosted: Jun 20 2008 12:05 am Reply with quote Back to top

S. McCracken wrote:
This has been around for years. It started as a protest against the Kansas school board's decision to teach intelligent design in its schools. It then built up into an intentionally funny religion with a rather large following. It's not meant to be serious.

yeah its all just a joke, the book is hilarious


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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Jun 20 2008 12:11 am Reply with quote Back to top

Optimist With Doubts wrote:
S. McCracken wrote:
This has been around for years. It started as a protest against the Kansas school board's decision to teach intelligent design in its schools. It then built up into an intentionally funny religion with a rather large following. It's not meant to be serious.

yeah its all just a joke, the book is hilarious

yeah, this is old. cant believe some of you havent heard about it.

EDIT: i forget we are not all the same age. my bad

EDIT EDIT: my brother never heard of it either. in fact, south park was the first time he heard it mentioned


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Jun 22 2008 01:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Reading about the FSM lead me to reading about Discordianism, which looks even better.



 
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Tebor
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PostPosted: Jun 22 2008 02:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The Japanese oil company TAGRUATO drops a satellite (Chimpanz III) into the ocean as part of viral marketing. TAGRUATO works with SLUSHO (a slush company), as the main ingredient for SLUSHO is found at the satellite dropzone (deep ocean). While searching for satellite and ingredients, they woke the Flying Spaghetti Monster.


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Jun 22 2008 03:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ok if you were gonna pick one what would you pick

1 The Church of the Subgenius
2 Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
3 Invisible Pink Unicorn



 
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
PostPosted: Jun 22 2008 05:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout Boy wrote:
Ok if you were gonna pick one what would you pick

1 The Church of the Subgenius
2 Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
3 Invisible Pink Unicorn


if i had to choose between those three and since i love pasta, i'd gladly go atheist


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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
PostPosted: Jun 23 2008 08:52 am Reply with quote Back to top

So how do we make a religion?
Anyone know?


I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.

Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.

http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Laminated_Sky

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worstamericanhero
Title: Wise Ass
Joined: Jul 23 2007
PostPosted: Jun 23 2008 12:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Is there any chance that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is made up of LOTSA SPAGHETTI?

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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
PostPosted: Jun 24 2008 01:56 am Reply with quote Back to top

Laminated Sky wrote:
So how do we make a religion?
Anyone know?

In reverence for the recently deceased:


"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!"
 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Jun 24 2008 03:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

lordsathien wrote:
Laminated Sky wrote:
So how do we make a religion?
Anyone know?

In reverence for the recently deceased:

CARLINISM! Surprised
He's now the funniest invisible man living in the sky. Smile



 
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