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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
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Jesus. A vagina with teeth movie. I wonder if they show it.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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They don't. They do show shots of bloody crotched guys who have had their dicks bit off though.
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
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Who the hell wants to see a bloody dick? Oh, I forgot. Girls, crying and teddy bears seem to come to mind.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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Crap, a friend burned me a copy of this movie and I still haven't watched it yet. :'(
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
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sidewaydriver
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It was actually a pretty good movie, especially when you consider the idea of the movie.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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They need to crank out a poorly conceived sequel by fall, starring a male character with ass teeth, Teeth 2: The Revenge. Teeth 2 will feature very little actual teething, until the pool party scene.
After it flops, the producers return to form with Teeth 3: Cavity Warriors. Then we'll get two decent sequels followed by the absolutely terrible film Teeth 6: Dawn's Dead, The Final Teething. Then a few years later we'll get Mitchell Lichtenstein's New Teeth.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
They need to crank out a poorly conceived sequel by fall, starring a male character with ass teeth, Teeth 2: The Revenge. Teeth 2 will feature very little actual teething, until the pool party scene.
After it flops, the producers return to form with Teeth 3: Cavity Warriors. Then we'll get two decent sequels followed by the absolutely terrible film Teeth 6: Dawn's Dead, The Final Teething. Then a few years later we'll get Mitchell Lichtenstein's New Teeth. |
You know you think she'd warn the second guy, after she noticed what happened to the first, what a bitch. 
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
They need to crank out a poorly conceived sequel by fall, starring a male character with ass teeth, Teeth 2: The Revenge. Teeth 2 will feature very little actual teething, until the pool party scene.
After it flops, the producers return to form with Teeth 3: Cavity Warriors. Then we'll get two decent sequels followed by the absolutely terrible film Teeth 6: Dawn's Dead, The Final Teething. Then a few years later we'll get Mitchell Lichtenstein's New Teeth. |
Wow, awesome reference.
But are the days of those kinds of sequels dead? Despite all the sequels getting made, people are too quick to reset.
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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| You know you think she'd warn the second guy, after she noticed what happened to the first, what a bitch. |
That is dealt with in the movie. The girl does absolutely nothing wrong.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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Not this shit again.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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Okay, this needs to be said now since this thread has returned.
The movie is nothing more then propaganda against the taco by the mouth and ass, so they may get more votes during the election.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Blackout Boy wrote: |
| You know you think she'd warn the second guy, after she noticed what happened to the first, what a bitch. |
That is dealt with in the movie. The girl does absolutely nothing wrong. |
What she magically forgets about dudes wangs getting mysteriously severed in her Vjay jay? How many guys does it happen to? Why is she sleeping around?
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