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Posted: Mar 07 2008 12:57 pm

Uwe Boll wrote:

"On the Indiana Jones weekend -- May 23 -- we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up -- would Michael Moore say! Spielberg gets sloppy. We saw that with War of the Worlds (why the f*** the older brother survived?) and also in parts of Jaws, E.T., Munich etc.! My performance in Postal as 'Nazi Theme Park Owner' outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler's List!"

More proof Uwe Boll was RegalSin.

Posted: Mar 07 2008 04:34 pm

Tebor wrote:

More proof Uwe Boll was RegalSin.

If only he would do a MegaMan movie with a "Bass is Zero" subplot, then we'd know for sure.

Posted: Jun 19 2008 01:26 am

Somehow this never got posted:

Uwe Boll to tackle jail torture, genocide
Improvised drama 'Stoic' may get NC-17 rating, he says

Quote:

CANNES -- Notorious genre director Uwe Boll is striking back at his critics with two improvised films aimed straight at the arthouse crowd: "Stoic," the true story of a prison rape starring Edward Furlong, Shaun Sipos and Sam Levinson, and the Sudan genocide drama "Janjaweed."

"Stoic" chronicles a 2006 incident in which three German men arrested for nonviolent offenses (played by Furlong, Levinson and Steffen Mennekes) rape and tortured a cellmate (Sipos) for 10 hours before helping the victim hang himself to cover up their crime.

The $2 million drama, now in post-production, was based on a treatment written by Boll and contains fully improvised dialogue by the actors. "It all started with a game of poker, where the loser had to eat a tube of toothpaste," Boll says. "He refused and was forced to eat it, threw up and was forced to eat his puke, and things escalated from there."

Boll says he had confidence in his cast, who all slept in the cell on the Vancouver set for a month, and especially Sipos ("The Grudge 2"), who Boll says actually ate a tube of toothpaste, though the vomit he ate from the floor was artificial. "I was prepared to throw out any of the actors after the first take," he said, adding that the final cut will be intense.

"When the actor licks his puke off the ground, he will be seen eating it for a minute, not just a little bit," Boll said. The director says he made the film to demonstrate "that even nonviolent people can turn into animals in a short time and that we all have this in us."

The film will be graphic and possibly released unrated. "Sometimes movies get an R rating for their social commentary, and that might happen, but from what I've shot the chance of an NC-17 is kind of high," he says.

Boll will shop the movie at the American Film Market in November and submit the films for next year's Sundance and Berlin fests, producing the project through his Boll AG outfit with Dan Clark.

His next project, "Janjaweed," will also be improvised based on his treatment. Its title is the name of Arab militia groups in Sudan accused of torture and genocide in Sudan. The story, which will also have improvised dialogue from actors, focuses on American journalists faced with the dilemma of leaving to report on the atrocities or staying to help the victims. Boll plans to shoot the film in South Africa in January, producing through Boll AG with Clark and "Hotel Rwanda" production consultant Chris Roland.

There are currently more than 250,000 names on an online petition calling for Boll to stop making films, but the director points out that 45,000 people have signed a pro-Boll petition in the last three weeks. He's not concerned about the violent reaction from critics and the online community at tackling such incendiary subject matter. "What can I lose?" he says. "I got so bashed for my video game adaptations I don't care anymore."

Oh my... We're beyond fucked now.

Joined: Jun 21 2008 Posts: 36

Hi here Uwe Boll and I am campaigning against message board morons who want to DISGRACE my talents with their anonymous trash. So you see I am TRUE GENIUOUS and am tired of the black list campaign against me that the NERDS and LOSERS have because I can make movies and they cant.

I find its funny that your media constantly TRASHES me but then is AFRAID to show POSTAL because of political bickering from the White House. Everyone wants to laugh at Uwe Boll because his film was only in the eight U.S. theaters but we actually ended up in fifteen and WORD OF MOUTH will drive the DVD and Bluray sales.

You see thats what you NERDS dont understand is that WORD OF MOUTH can overcome all the pathetic complaints of a few sweaty losers. Its ufortunate however that I have to use stunts to get noticed. Stunts like boxing Lowtax.

And let me ask what else are you going to see? Do you really want more of the INDIANA JONES and LOVE GURU fucking bullshit? Face it Michael Bay is a loser. And Mike Myers isnt funny. He uses the SAME JOKE everytime and uses Verne Troyer to make them laugh. I used Verne Troyer better in my film! Do you want Dr Evil times a thousand?

I know youre going to respond angrily to me but Im used to this so Ill read everything and LAUGH and maybe respond to people who I want to.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 01:19 pm

His latest PR stunt should be to kill himself on film. That movie would make MILLIONS and cement his place in history. Plus we'd never have to deal with shit like Bloodrayne again. Win-win.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 01:26 pm

DrBoll wrote:

Hi here Uwe Boll and I am campaigning against message board morons who want to DISGRACE my talents with their anonymous trash. So you see I am TRUE GENIUOUS and am tired of the black list campaign against me that the NERDS and LOSERS have because I can make movies and they cant.

I find its funny that your media constantly TRASHES me but then is AFRAID to show POSTAL because of political bickering from the White House. Everyone wants to laugh at Uwe Boll because his film was only in the eight U.S. theaters but we actually ended up in fifteen and WORD OF MOUTH will drive the DVD and Bluray sales.

You see thats what you NERDS dont understand is that WORD OF MOUTH can overcome all the pathetic complaints of a few sweaty losers. Its ufortunate however that I have to use stunts to get noticed. Stunts like boxing Lowtax.

And let me ask what else are you going to see? Do you really want more of the INDIANA JONES and LOVE GURU fucking bullshit? Face it Michael Bay is a loser. And Mike Myers isnt funny. He uses the SAME JOKE everytime and uses Verne Troyer to make them laugh. I used Verne Troyer better in my film! Do you want Dr Evil times a thousand?

I know youre going to respond angrily to me but Im used to this so Ill read everything and LAUGH and maybe respond to people who I want to.

I have nothing against you, Uwe Boll, assuming it's you and not somebody pretending to be you.

I agree, I would have to say the same thing about actors like Steve Carell, Ben Stiller, and Will Ferrell, playing the same tired roles movie after movie. And I get sick going to the movies time after time again when I see previews to Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter fantasy ripoffs.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 01:38 pm

his english is too good to be uwe boll.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 03:33 pm

Tebor wrote:

Somehow this never got posted:

Uwe Boll to tackle jail torture, genocide
Improvised drama 'Stoic' may get NC-17 rating, he says

Quote:

CANNES -- Notorious genre director Uwe Boll is striking back at his critics with two improvised films aimed straight at the arthouse crowd: "Stoic," the true story of a prison rape starring Edward Furlong, Shaun Sipos and Sam Levinson, and the Sudan genocide drama "Janjaweed."

"Stoic" chronicles a 2006 incident in which three German men arrested for nonviolent offenses (played by Furlong, Levinson and Steffen Mennekes) rape and tortured a cellmate (Sipos) for 10 hours before helping the victim hang himself to cover up their crime.

The $2 million drama, now in post-production, was based on a treatment written by Boll and contains fully improvised dialogue by the actors. "It all started with a game of poker, where the loser had to eat a tube of toothpaste," Boll says. "He refused and was forced to eat it, threw up and was forced to eat his puke, and things escalated from there."

Boll says he had confidence in his cast, who all slept in the cell on the Vancouver set for a month, and especially Sipos ("The Grudge 2"), who Boll says actually ate a tube of toothpaste, though the vomit he ate from the floor was artificial. "I was prepared to throw out any of the actors after the first take," he said, adding that the final cut will be intense.

"When the actor licks his puke off the ground, he will be seen eating it for a minute, not just a little bit," Boll said. The director says he made the film to demonstrate "that even nonviolent people can turn into animals in a short time and that we all have this in us."

The film will be graphic and possibly released unrated. "Sometimes movies get an R rating for their social commentary, and that might happen, but from what I've shot the chance of an NC-17 is kind of high," he says.

Boll will shop the movie at the American Film Market in November and submit the films for next year's Sundance and Berlin fests, producing the project through his Boll AG outfit with Dan Clark.

His next project, "Janjaweed," will also be improvised based on his treatment. Its title is the name of Arab militia groups in Sudan accused of torture and genocide in Sudan. The story, which will also have improvised dialogue from actors, focuses on American journalists faced with the dilemma of leaving to report on the atrocities or staying to help the victims. Boll plans to shoot the film in South Africa in January, producing through Boll AG with Clark and "Hotel Rwanda" production consultant Chris Roland.

There are currently more than 250,000 names on an online petition calling for Boll to stop making films, but the director points out that 45,000 people have signed a pro-Boll petition in the last three weeks. He's not concerned about the violent reaction from critics and the online community at tackling such incendiary subject matter. "What can I lose?" he says. "I got so bashed for my video game adaptations I don't care anymore."

Oh my... We're beyond fucked now.

Who the fuck would want to watch that movie? I'm feeling sick from just reading that! Mad

Posted: Jun 21 2008 03:59 pm

Blackout Boy wrote:

Tebor wrote:

Somehow this never got posted:

Uwe Boll to tackle jail torture, genocide
Improvised drama 'Stoic' may get NC-17 rating, he says

Quote:

CANNES -- Notorious genre director Uwe Boll is striking back at his critics with two improvised films aimed straight at the arthouse crowd: "Stoic," the true story of a prison rape starring Edward Furlong, Shaun Sipos and Sam Levinson, and the Sudan genocide drama "Janjaweed."

"Stoic" chronicles a 2006 incident in which three German men arrested for nonviolent offenses (played by Furlong, Levinson and Steffen Mennekes) rape and tortured a cellmate (Sipos) for 10 hours before helping the victim hang himself to cover up their crime.

The $2 million drama, now in post-production, was based on a treatment written by Boll and contains fully improvised dialogue by the actors. "It all started with a game of poker, where the loser had to eat a tube of toothpaste," Boll says. "He refused and was forced to eat it, threw up and was forced to eat his puke, and things escalated from there."

Boll says he had confidence in his cast, who all slept in the cell on the Vancouver set for a month, and especially Sipos ("The Grudge 2"), who Boll says actually ate a tube of toothpaste, though the vomit he ate from the floor was artificial. "I was prepared to throw out any of the actors after the first take," he said, adding that the final cut will be intense.

"When the actor licks his puke off the ground, he will be seen eating it for a minute, not just a little bit," Boll said. The director says he made the film to demonstrate "that even nonviolent people can turn into animals in a short time and that we all have this in us."

The film will be graphic and possibly released unrated. "Sometimes movies get an R rating for their social commentary, and that might happen, but from what I've shot the chance of an NC-17 is kind of high," he says.

Boll will shop the movie at the American Film Market in November and submit the films for next year's Sundance and Berlin fests, producing the project through his Boll AG outfit with Dan Clark.

His next project, "Janjaweed," will also be improvised based on his treatment. Its title is the name of Arab militia groups in Sudan accused of torture and genocide in Sudan. The story, which will also have improvised dialogue from actors, focuses on American journalists faced with the dilemma of leaving to report on the atrocities or staying to help the victims. Boll plans to shoot the film in South Africa in January, producing through Boll AG with Clark and "Hotel Rwanda" production consultant Chris Roland.

There are currently more than 250,000 names on an online petition calling for Boll to stop making films, but the director points out that 45,000 people have signed a pro-Boll petition in the last three weeks. He's not concerned about the violent reaction from critics and the online community at tackling such incendiary subject matter. "What can I lose?" he says. "I got so bashed for my video game adaptations I don't care anymore."

Oh my... We're beyond fucked now.

Who the fuck would want to watch that movie? I'm feeling sick from just reading that! Mad

I would watch that movie. Cool

Posted: Jun 21 2008 04:40 pm

DrBoll wrote:

Everyone wants to laugh at Uwe Boll because his film was only in the eight U.S. theaters

Why does he refer to himself in the 3rd person? Anyways, steaming piles of crap with a different name don't make them magically turn into gold. I'm going to go take a shit and name it House of the Dead and then sell it, worked for Boll.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 05:12 pm

Postal couldn't possibly be worse than the new Indiana Jones.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 05:14 pm

Don't challenge Uwe Boll to make that true! Are you mental?

Posted: Jun 21 2008 05:45 pm

Syd Lexia wrote:

Postal couldn't possibly be worse than the new Indiana Jones.

That's so funny Syd because it's so sarcastic.

Joined: Jun 21 2008 Posts: 36

I seeing that there is debate whether I am REAL or not. I am REAL and will answer your questions alright NERDS? Postal is far a better movie than Indiana Jones with aliens and pointless Hollywood bullshit. It will be seen some day, like how German Fried Movie is considered great.

What you NERDS dont get is that the system has no creative power and stops those that are have it. I am working AGAINST this system and you should APPLAUD that or else everything would be some BULLSHIT like is what is opening this weekend with Angelina Jolie's tits and WALLE. It is so boring and simple and only sheep would accept that.

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

Oh man, if only that was really Uwe Boll.

Posted: Jun 27 2008 05:08 pm

Douche McCallister wrote:

Why does he refer to himself in the 3rd person?

Because it is cool, Blackout Boy will be doing the same thing from now on. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Jun 28 2008 06:23 am

DrBoll wrote:

What you NERDS dont get is that the system has no creative power and stops those that are have it. I am working AGAINST this system and you should APPLAUD that or else everything would be some BULLSHIT like is what is opening this weekend with Angelina Jolie's tits and WALLE. It is so boring and simple and only sheep would accept that.

Posted: Jun 28 2008 12:05 pm

Jimmy likes that gif. That gif makes Jimmy very happy. Cool