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Posted: Jun 21 2008 03:14 am

I'm eating meat that expired 10 days ago... Part of me thinks that's death worthy, but I also realize that's what the media wants me to think.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 03:19 am

You just bumped by 10 months...

I wonder if it's weird, funny, or just kinda sad that I keep my acoustic in my bed when I sleep...

Title: Alexz Aficionado Joined: May 21 2008 Posts: 2889

....and now for Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey.

SNL used to be good. And also went by it's ancient mysterious name "Saturday Night Live", unspoken now for 6 years.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 03:32 am

ross_rifle113 wrote:

You just bumped by 10 months...

I was thinking of starting Volume 3... Know what? You just convinced me.

Plus, we didn't need people responding to some posts in that old thread... Confused

Posted: Jun 21 2008 03:41 am

Why was the 2nd thread locked? I read though it but saw no problems.

Anyways, after about a year and a half, I realize how shitty Postsecret has gotten. If you are supposed so send in secrets and not be judged, then why do everybody on the forums talk shit about the people who send them in? Also, the whole concept is sold out now.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 03:45 am

DarknessDeku wrote:

Why was the 2nd thread locked? I read though it but saw no problems.

Let's just say "politics". The old thread is just that: old. I'm probably taking the worst case scenario in mind, but ross made a good point about bumping a 10 month old thread that was essentially about nothing to begin with.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 03:54 am

Its been 6 months since I moved to Indiana, but I finally noticed my profile still says I live in Flordia.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 04:01 am

Fuck it, I'm proud of my virginity and my ex's disparaging comments just reinforced my stance that sex is only good for making babies. Go ahead and judge me bitch, at least I ain't banging Frankenstein. I'm probably going to put my fist through her next time we meet.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 10:37 am

Aww she's just jealous she cant get a headshot from the Ross Rifle.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 01:12 pm

She's a stupid whore is what she is. I unblocked her on msn on Wednesday. I figured 'hey, let's be adults and be civil with each other'. I blocked and deleted her on Thursday. Rolling Eyes

She wants to sing on my album. I told her no. She can still buy it though. And she can hear the female vocals I got on it and read the big list of thank-you's Laughing

Posted: Jun 21 2008 01:18 pm

ross_rifle113 wrote:

Fuck it, I'm proud of my virginity and my ex's disparaging comments just reinforced my stance that sex is only good for making babies. Go ahead and judge me bitch, at least I ain't banging Frankenstein. I'm probably going to put my fist through her next time we meet.

Yeah, there is too many people in this world that think fucking makes you "cool", then you have all these dumbass parents with 50 kids who don't know how to parent.

Ross Rifle, I think you are wise.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 01:28 pm

Posted: Jun 21 2008 02:47 pm

I havn't gotten laid because I have standards. I don't care if I can fuck that slutty girl at the party that has slept with everyone I've ever met, I don't want to, it's tacky and trashy and fuck peopel who need to get hammered everynight, not jsut drink and have fun, but get completely fucking smashed, fuck that, if i go out i want to have a good time and want to remember what I did the night before and fuck going to parties to find drunk girls to fuck, taking advantage of ppl is fucking creepy, if you are goign to fuck someone don't wait till they're hammered and can't think for themselves.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 02:51 pm

Last month I was in Target looking to buy a new toaster but they were expensive as hell. A 4 slice toaster was 60 bucks. Then I started thinking to myself, how could that be justifiable? Why is a toaster it's own kitchen appliance? All it fucking does is toast bread. That's all. Meanwhile, any other kitchen appliance let's you make all kinds of things while the toaster is there for the occasional time you might want toast. Not worth the money or counter space.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 03:18 pm

anorexorcist wrote:

I havn't gotten laid because I have standards. I don't care if I can fuck that slutty girl at the party that has slept with everyone I've ever met, I don't want to, it's tacky and trashy and fuck peopel who need to get hammered everynight, not jsut drink and have fun, but get completely fucking smashed, fuck that, if i go out i want to have a good time and want to remember what I did the night before and fuck going to parties to find drunk girls to fuck, taking advantage of ppl is fucking creepy, if you are goign to fuck someone don't wait till they're hammered and can't think for themselves.

Even though I get smashed quite a bit I agree with this 100%, you are a wise panda.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 03:28 pm

The Labyrinth is an amazing fucking movie. And Jennifer Connolly has been a babe for her whole life.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 04:20 pm

After playing the NES for awhile, it seems that the Genesis really does have great graphics.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 04:35 pm

sidewaydriver wrote:

Last month I was in Target looking to buy a new toaster but they were expensive as hell. A 4 slice toaster was 60 bucks. Then I started thinking to myself, how could that be justifiable? Why is a toaster it's own kitchen appliance? All it fucking does is toast bread. That's all. Meanwhile, any other kitchen appliance let's you make all kinds of things while the toaster is there for the occasional time you might want toast. Not worth the money or counter space.

Eggos, bagels, english muffins, pop tarts, toaster strudels? Any of these ring a bell?

Posted: Jun 21 2008 04:43 pm

Valdronius wrote:

sidewaydriver wrote:

Last month I was in Target looking to buy a new toaster but they were expensive as hell. A 4 slice toaster was 60 bucks. Then I started thinking to myself, how could that be justifiable? Why is a toaster it's own kitchen appliance? All it fucking does is toast bread. That's all. Meanwhile, any other kitchen appliance let's you make all kinds of things while the toaster is there for the occasional time you might want toast. Not worth the money or counter space.

Eggos, bagels, english muffins, pop tarts, toaster strudels? Any of these ring a bell?

Toaster oven! Razz

Posted: Jun 21 2008 04:46 pm

Don't forget Frozen French toast, plus it can make grilled cheese pretty fast.

Also bi-polar ex girlfriends that text you saying "I want to have sex with you before I marry (Random Guy) just to make sure I don't still have feelings for you." FUCK YOU! Not literally either. Whore...

Posted: Jun 21 2008 04:59 pm

Holy fucking shit...you dated jes too???? SHE IS A WHORE!

Laughing

Posted: Jun 21 2008 05:03 pm

No here name was Tara. And I garuntee Jes can't even hold a flame to her.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 05:42 pm

ross_rifle113 wrote:

She wants to sing on my album. I told her no. She can still buy it though. And she can hear the female vocals I got on it and read the big list of thank-you's Laughing

That sounds a lot like what happened to Nightwish. Razz

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ross_rifle113 wrote:

Fuck it, I'm proud of my virginity and my ex's disparaging comments just reinforced my stance that sex is only good for making babies. Go ahead and judge me bitch, at least I ain't banging Frankenstein. I'm probably going to put my fist through her next time we meet.

Posted: Jun 21 2008 11:51 pm

I found a cut off branch on my lawn so I'm going to sand it down, clean it up, and fashion it into a wizard's staff.