This might have been posted already and I'm sure a lot of you have seen these but damnit all if they aren't funny.
There are a bunch more but these are some of my personal favorites.
Tebor
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Jun 18 2008 04:29 pm
I think these were posted, but damned if I can look through the archives for them. I know we reference them constantly though.
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Jun 18 2008 04:35 pm
I thought they were but I couldn't find them.
"PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!"
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Jun 18 2008 06:34 pm
"LITTLE WANKERS, DON'T LOOK ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! GIVE HIM THE STICK!!! DON"T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!!!"
Laminated Sky
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Posted:
Jun 18 2008 06:49 pm
That first one was hilarious
I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
No matter how many times i see these they just crack me up
The alien and Australian ones are just to freaking hilarious . . . i still can't stop LOL'n but:
Jeeze,
Links, pics, vids . . . I shall post these when given the chance
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Jun 18 2008 07:47 pm
These have been around forever but they're awesome. I got a burned DVD of all of them for Christmas a couple of years ago. I also own the "Porkchop Sandwiches" shirt from the site, FenslerFilms.com.
Porkchop Sandwiches?! Oh shit, get the fuck out of here!
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Jun 18 2008 10:54 pm
Who wants a body massage?
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Jun 19 2008 12:05 am
Oh god, I love those things! Senior year of college, everyone walked around shouting "Porkchop sandwiches!" or "Give him the stick...don't give him the stick!"
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
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Jun 19 2008 10:50 am
Good god, i hope none of these are quoted in the new GI Joe movie. Oh, i do enjoy these however the last thing we need is another "I'm the Juggernaut Bitch" cringe
Another thing is, during the release of the movie, people might move away from rick rolling and start using these on others instead. Which would be awesome
GI Joeing!
"I JUST WANT TO RIDE MY MOE-DER-CI-KL"
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Jun 20 2008 09:28 am
Might be the funniest things on the internet.
"Who wanth a body mathage" "Body massage machine gooooooo!"
Laminated Sky
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Posted:
Jun 20 2008 09:43 am
Coming back to this thread gives me a reason to watch him say "Porkchop sandwiches..." over and over again.
I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
I really like the long burp one too, I really think the "mememememmememeemmeme" one is great too. The farting at the end always cracks me up.
kenthegod
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Posted:
Jun 21 2008 11:57 pm
I really like the reggae one. It's a great tune.
Too bad your ass got SACKED!
let's have a toast to the douchebags
Bluey
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Posted:
Jun 28 2008 04:23 pm
My absolute favorite one is the about-ten-second long one that's just the kid falling off the cliff. I wonder if it's on YouTube anywhere.
EDIT: Aha!
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ShadowViperX
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Posted:
Jul 11 2008 05:50 pm
Holy shit, I'm so glad I found this thread. These are all so hilarious.
I want you all to repeat after me:
I AM
SOFA KING
WE TODD ED
Now, your turn.*SNICKER*
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Jul 11 2008 06:06 pm
Who is the Joe in the 'mememememe' PSA? I have his figure, but don't know his name. Also, his figure is black, not hispanic-looking.
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