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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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i'll buy that for a dollar.
unless you're really her under an alias.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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No, no no. I could never be that obnoxious.
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 天上天下唯我独尊 |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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eh, dont sell yourself short. im sure you can get to that level.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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crookshow
Title: Donkey Kong Savage
Joined: Mar 29 2008
Location: bay area, CA
Posts: 573
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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danny laruso is gonna fight? DANNY LARUSO IS GONNA FIGHT!!
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
Posts: 1419
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Anyway, back to wrong numbers. I've gotten 2 text messages. The first saying: Misty had her baby today!
The next said She named him Kyle! 11lbs 6oz.
I know no misty's and nobody who's pregnant.
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| ThatGuy wrote: |
Anyway, back to wrong numbers. I've gotten 2 text messages. The first saying: Misty had her baby today!
The next said She named him Kyle! 11lbs 6oz.
I know no misty's and nobody who's pregnant. |
Then the logical repy back should be FUCK MISTY AND HER STUPID BABY! see what they say back. 
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
Posts: 1419
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I should.
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4465
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Or reply with, 'I wonder if he knows that he's not the father...'
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Tebor
Moderator
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
Posts: 6088
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Ash is going to be pissed...
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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| Ash is going to be pissed... |
Finally the joke surfaced 
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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Several times I've received this call from some agency declaring "This is the next to last time we can assure you that your vehicle will be taken care of" or something like that. Basically it's a total scam (being sent to my cel phone) because if it's the next to last/second notice, why have they called me 5 freakin times?
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| lordsathien wrote: |
| Several times I've received this call from some agency declaring "This is the next to last time we can assure you that your vehicle will be taken care of" or something like that. Basically it's a total scam (being sent to my cel phone) because if it's the next to last/second notice, why have they called me 5 freakin times? |
You have 60 minutes to move your car, you have 30 minutes to move your car, you have 5 minutes to move your car, your car has been impounded, your car has been crushed into a cube, you have 30 minutes to move your cube.
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Murdar Machene
New Member
Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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I keep getting calls from virgin mobile asking me to top up my prepaid.
I've never had a virgin mobile phone.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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i got a random text from an unknown entity telling me to register on starvamp.datearcade.net to meet some random ho.
i also got a text telling me 'happy birthday mamacita' when im def not a chick and it wasnt my b-day.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Mitch
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Alabama
Posts: 296
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we keep getting calls from recordings. The most frequent and thus annoying one is someone claiming my car is no longer under warranty. How did they know? these guys are so knowledgeable! Anyway, they then proceed to explain that not having a warranty means I have to pay for "costly" repairs myself. OH SHIT, I HAD NO FUCKING CLUE! Well, these guys are my saviors. They are here to remedy this vulnerability that I was too much of a moron to notice myself by offering me an extended warranty on my car for an unspecified price (undoubtedly somewhere between the cost of the vehicle itself and my mortal soul, inclusive).
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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My text msgs cost 10 cents a piece, and every month Verizon texts me a reminder that I can get free unlimited texting if I sign up for a more expensive plan, fucking buttholes. 
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Mitch
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Alabama
Posts: 296
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I heard if you don't open a text message, you don't get charged for it.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| I heard if you don't open a text message, you don't get charged for it. |
Yeah but I always go "who the fuck is texting me?!" and open it. 
I just think it's lame, if I wanted that plan I would have ASKED ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE PHONE! 
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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i text a lot. so i dont mind paying the $15/month. and since i still have a discount from my old job in tucson, i still get 25% off my cell phone bill.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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usually you dont get charged for calls and texts from your provider.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| JEW wrote: |
| usually you dont get charged for calls and texts from your provider. |
Even if I don't it's still fucking annoying.
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