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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
Posts: 885
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4459
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Money is the root of all evil.
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Klimbatize wrote: |
A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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because no one wants to be the gay thimball.
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
Posts: 1414
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"The bourgeoisie, wherever it has got the upper hand, has put an end to all feudal, patriarchal, idyllic relations. It has pitilessly torn asunder the motley feudal ties that bound man to his "natural superiors," and has left remaining no other nexus between man and man than naked self-interest, than callous "cash payment." It has drowned the most heavenly ecstasies of religious fervour, of chivalrous enthusiasm, of philistine sentimentalism, in the icy water of egotistical calculation. It has resolved personal worth into exchange value, and in place of the numberless and feasible chartered freedoms, has set up that single, unconscionable freedom--Free Trade. In one word, for exploitation, veiled by religious and political illusions, naked, shameless, direct, brutal exploitation."
-- Karl Marx on Monopoly
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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The fucking banker had sex with everyone's mother.
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
Posts: 1179
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Blackout Boy wrote: |
because no one wants to be the gay thimball. |
I love the THIMBLE.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16123
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Shut up, Dorn wrote: |
Blackout Boy wrote: |
because no one wants to be the gay thimball. |
I love the THIMBLE. |
thats what she said. oh wait, thats not flattering at all.
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Klimbatize wrote: |
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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okay.
monopoly is a long ass boring game. the only reason peopel still paly it is because theres always that one relative that gives it to someoen as a gift, which then prompts one asshole friend t osay "come on man, we NEVER finish a game of monopoly!"
during the fifth hour of play, it gets boring. people start cheating jsut to get it over. this leads to fighting, violence, and then everyone jsut saying "fuck it, I don't want to play anymore!"
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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I've never lost a game of Monopoly. I had one no contest when I went crazy and flipped the board with all the pieces into the air.
The reason people get pissed, is because people come over to your house and want to play by their house rules. Well FUCK YOU. This is my house. We play by MY house rules. If I say Free Parking isn't automatically replentished when somebody cleans it out, it doesn't mean its okay for you to take it out of the bank anyways.
If you don't like my house rules, take your yacht and go home.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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That sums it up right there.
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Lawyers, Guns and Money |
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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anorexorcist wrote: |
That sums it up right there. |
But don't get me wrong. I go to other people's houses and I play by their house rules. I don't complain. In fact, I usually enjoy myself. After all, everybody plays it just slightly different. Which is fine. But I grew up playing it a certain way. It wasn't MY way. Its the way my family always played it. I'm not gonna change it because one stooge doesn't play like that at his house.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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I think that Hungry Hungry Hippos leads to more violence than Monopoly.
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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Blackout Boy wrote: |
I think that Hungry Hungry Hippos leads to more violence than Monopoly. |
DON"T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT ONE!
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Douche McCallister wrote: |
Blackout Boy wrote: |
I think that Hungry Hungry Hippos leads to more violence than Monopoly. |
DON"T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT ONE! |
Mouse Trap always made me angry, it freakin never worked
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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That's anger for different reasons though. I piss others off when I play Scrabble, because I rule.
ie. I'm a big fucking geek.
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
Posts: 885
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Risk > Monpoly though I can never find anyone to play Risk. They always say stuff like: "Risk? Nah I can't play it'll take to long" or "What? We'll still be playing in three days from now."
But any fucking person will play Monopoly. They'll say: "Monopoly? Yeah sure I love that game." Then 3 hours into the game they'll say "Fuck you this game sucks!"
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I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Laminated_Sky
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
Posts: 1414
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Blackout Boy wrote: |
Mouse Trap always made me angry, it freakin never worked |
What made me angry was that you rarely got to use the trap. I didn't really give a fuck about the actual game. All I wanted was to see the trap mechanism in action.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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So about 15 years ago I'm playing Monopoly with my sister and her friend and I had Boardwalk and Park Place with Hotels on them. My sister's friend landed on one and it wiped her account out. The next thing I know she has her hands around my neck and is trying to strangle me.
I still make fun of her for how angry she got about such a stupid game.
Oh, and don't worry about me, I didn't retaliate, but the abusive relationships she has been in since more than make up for it.
Not to say that I wish them upon her, but come on...
Whats that Offspring song...
... Way Down the Line
Nothing changes cause it's all the same
The world you get's the one you give away
It all just happens again
Way down the line
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
Posts: 1262
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Monopoly is serious business you know.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Ever been so messed up you forgot how to play monopoly? I have.
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
Posts: 885
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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Laminated Sky wrote: |
Never play Donald Trump in a game of Monopoly. |
So true...
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16123
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risk is a badass game, but it does take too long. even playing the secret mission version takes a long time.
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Klimbatize wrote: |
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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So who would win a game of Monopoly? Donald Trump (Master of Real Estate.) or Bill Gates (Master of Monopolies)?
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