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Posted: Jun 05 2008 05:17 pm

Char Aznable wrote:

Only drink I've had intentionally was a Mike's Hard Lemonade. Didn't do anything.

You can't get drunk off of one! That shit gives heartburn a good name though. Now Mike's Hard Iced Tea used to be my favorite, could down a bottle in like 3 seconds and damn if it wasn't good.

Posted: Jun 05 2008 05:46 pm

Mike's hard is not a bad way to get into a chick's pants. You can hardly tell there's alcohol in the stuff, but it has the same abv as your average beer. It's way too sugary for my liking though.

Posted: Jun 05 2008 05:49 pm

crookshow wrote:

Mike's hard is not a bad way to get into a chick's pants.

I prefer using scissors.

Posted: Jun 05 2008 05:51 pm

crookshow wrote:

Mike's hard is not a bad way to get into a chick's pants. You can hardly tell there's alcohol in the stuff, but it has the same abv as your average beer. It's way too sugary for my liking though.

I heartily concur, and will agree that most girls (including me) like it and the sugary-ness makes it seem like it's not even alcohol at all! Very Happy

Which is dumb, cause you forget what you're drinking. Sad

I've also yet to get that whole "sip it" thing down. If there's something to drink in my hands, I drink it. I go through a bottle of Smirnoff Ice in maybe five minutes. :/ "A bottle should last you an hour" wtf I go through a bunch of bottles in an hour (cause people give you new ones when your old one is empty) and then I can't walk. Oops.

Posted: Jun 05 2008 05:56 pm

I just hate how the new Mikes hard lemonade commercials are trying to market to men with the whole "we don't hire pussies... we're all a bunch of grizzled old construction workers" nonsense. Bullshit... mike's is a fucking girl drink. everyone knows it, quit trying to be tough and actually market to the demographic that likes it. Women.

Posted: Jun 05 2008 06:02 pm

Burt Reynolds wrote:

I just hate how the new Mikes hard lemonade commercials are trying to market to men with the whole "we don't hire pussies... we're all a bunch of grizzled old construction workers" nonsense. Bullshit... mike's is a fucking girl drink. everyone knows it, quit trying to be tough and actually market to the demographic that likes it. Women.

well said.

all those smirnoff ice craps and all that fruity BS is nothing but chick shit. they remind me of zima's.

anyone remember zima?

Posted: Jun 05 2008 06:08 pm

username wrote:

anyone remember zima?

Speaking of chick drinks. I remember all the dumb high school broads loved Zima with Skittles in it. I admit i did try it though. You take what you can get before you know somebody who's 21. Lot's of vodka out of Tupperware bottles during pep rallies.(I was at the park down the street, not the pep rally) Is it me, or was drinking way more fun when you were not allowed to?

Posted: Jun 05 2008 06:12 pm

Burt Reynolds wrote:

username wrote:

anyone remember zima?

Speaking of chick drinks. I remember all the dumb high school broads loved Zima with Skittles in it. I admit i did try it though. You take what you can get before you know somebody who's 21. Lot's of vodka out of Tupperware bottles during pep rallies.(I was at the park down the street, not the pep rally) Is it me, or was drinking way more fun when you were not allowed to?

it was, only cause it wasnt readily accessible. so, you had to enjoy it while you could, cause once it was gone, you never knew how long it was before your friends would buy you beer again

Posted: Jun 05 2008 06:25 pm

I still have "fun", in the past couple weeks I've "ruined" a Bachorlette party, made some girls dance with a clearly "Mentally Challenged" guy, and piseed off one of my ex's boyfriends so much he cried...ahhh man good times...T.G.I.A.F.

Posted: Jun 05 2008 06:40 pm

Douche McCallister wrote:

I still have "fun", in the past couple weeks I've "ruined" a Bachorlette party, made some girls dance with a clearly "Mentally Challenged" guy, and piseed off one of my ex's boyfriends so much he cried...ahhh man good times...T.G.I.A.F.

granted, i still have a ton of fun whilst getting drunk. i was just trying to explain the rationale as to why it would seem funner to drink when we were younger.

Posted: Jun 05 2008 06:43 pm

username wrote:

Douche McCallister wrote:

I still have "fun", in the past couple weeks I've "ruined" a Bachorlette party, made some girls dance with a clearly "Mentally Challenged" guy, and piseed off one of my ex's boyfriends so much he cried...ahhh man good times...T.G.I.A.F.

granted, i still have a ton of fun whilst getting drunk. i was just trying to explain the rationale as to why it would seem funner to drink when we were younger.

We had some kick ass parties when we were underage, but I like the bar scene a lot more. Never know who your going to see out. Plus $.25 drafts and $.75 mixed drinks kick ass!

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username wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

I just hate how the new Mikes hard lemonade commercials are trying to market to men with the whole "we don't hire pussies... we're all a bunch of grizzled old construction workers" nonsense. Bullshit... mike's is a fucking girl drink. everyone knows it, quit trying to be tough and actually market to the demographic that likes it. Women.

well said.

all those smirnoff ice craps and all that fruity BS is nothing but chick shit. they remind me of zima's.

anyone remember zima?

thats funny, because I drink them too. after like a dozen cans, ANY beer starts to taste awful. Around that time I'll grab a "bitch drink" and slow down a bit.

Title: Alexz Aficionado Joined: May 21 2008 Posts: 2889

Douche McCallister wrote:

username wrote:

Douche McCallister wrote:

I still have "fun", in the past couple weeks I've "ruined" a Bachorlette party, made some girls dance with a clearly "Mentally Challenged" guy, and piseed off one of my ex's boyfriends so much he cried...ahhh man good times...T.G.I.A.F.

granted, i still have a ton of fun whilst getting drunk. i was just trying to explain the rationale as to why it would seem funner to drink when we were younger.

We had some kick ass parties when we were underage, but I like the bar scene a lot more. Never know who your going to see out. Plus $.25 drafts and $.75 mixed drinks kick ass!

Those are awesome prices! I'd be there every day! "Gimme 6 rum and cokes, and 2 of whatever you make the best Barkeep Very Happy

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Posted: Jun 05 2008 08:11 pm

Yea those prices are nutty. How can that even be profitable? Everytime I hit the bars I end up dropping at least 60-80 bucks so basically fuck bars.

Title: Alexz Aficionado Joined: May 21 2008 Posts: 2889

Where is this Bar you speak of Douche? I want to pay them an extended visit. Tell them to get a cot and a room ready.

Posted: Jun 05 2008 10:01 pm

Ghandi wrote:

Where is this Bar you speak of Douche? I want to pay them an extended visit. Tell them to get a cot and a room ready.

State St in Erie, pretty much every bar is that way. Most you'll pay for a drink is $5, we have some nice 2 floor and outside bars too.

Posted: Jun 06 2008 12:33 am

pfft, not out here in phx. at least in my neck uv da woods, beer is cheap and well drinks are cheap, but not 1920's cheap.

and jew, beer only gets better the more you drink it. and the more varieties you taste, the more you can differentiate between good and bad beers. the only thing that tastes bad after a while is a 40 of whatever. especially warm malt liquor bleh

Posted: Jun 06 2008 10:10 am

Douche it is a shame you are in Erie and not closer to Harrisburg.
Not that cheap here I can tell you that, cheaper to drink at home for sure.
I wouldn't mind some cheap whiskey and ginger ales for a few hours. Though I would prefer Crown Royal and Ginger Ale, the definition of Delicious.

Posted: Jun 06 2008 11:37 am

JEW wrote:

username wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

I just hate how the new Mikes hard lemonade commercials are trying to market to men with the whole "we don't hire pussies... we're all a bunch of grizzled old construction workers" nonsense. Bullshit... mike's is a fucking girl drink. everyone knows it, quit trying to be tough and actually market to the demographic that likes it. Women.

well said.

all those smirnoff ice craps and all that fruity BS is nothing but chick shit. they remind me of zima's.

anyone remember zima?

thats funny, because I drink them too. after like a dozen cans, ANY beer starts to taste awful. Around that time I'll grab a "bitch drink" and slow down a bit.

Exactly. You drink them to slow things down. Anyone that drinks more than like 4 of those things in one sitting is likely to go into a diabetic coma. Girls only need like 3 of them so they can act wasted and have an excuse as to why they banged some random dude to their friends and the abortion clinic.

Posted: Jun 06 2008 11:59 am

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Exactly. You drink them to slow things down. Anyone that drinks more than like 4 of those things in one sitting is likely to go into a diabetic coma. Girls only need like 3 of them so they can act wasted and have an excuse as to why they banged some random dude to their friends and the abortion clinic.

3 of them? girls need a whiff of one just to have that excuse.

'oh god i was sooo drunk. im sorry if i acted like a jackass bla bla bla...'

Posted: Jun 06 2008 12:57 pm

Ouch. You guys sound bitter.

Posted: Jun 06 2008 01:24 pm

aika wrote:

Ouch. You guys sound bitter.

Nah, it's really a win win situation. Chicks get to behave how they want without the pressures of abiding by the social double standards, and guys get to have sex with them. Sounds good to me. (actually I'm not really in to the one night stand thing anymore because I'm old)

On a side note: I went to a bar the other day, having to work the next morning, so I volunteered to be the sober driver. Bars are fucking terrible if you are not drunk. The music, drunk people, and general environment are so annoying, all i could think of was my bed and how sweet it would be to be sleeping in it.

Posted: Jun 06 2008 02:01 pm

nah, not bitter. just dont like girls who are attention whores. and they seem to use that 'i was drunk' excuse to be an attention whore. and then pretend that they are not attention whores.

basically, i dont like hypocrites

Posted: Jun 06 2008 02:06 pm

username wrote:

nah, not bitter. just dont like girls who are attention whores. and they seem to use that 'i was drunk' excuse to be an attention whore. and then pretend that they are not attention.

basically, i dont like hypocrites

I like what he said better 1-UP

Posted: Jun 06 2008 03:43 pm

NEVER drink this stuff, it's like Mad Dog on steroids.