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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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Happy Birthday! So, what are you going to do for it?
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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you should get a gun and shoot some strippers while voting and smoking
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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happy b-day B-Man. watch some hentai
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Happy motherfucking birthday!!!!
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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Happy b-day!!! 
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天上天下唯我独尊 |
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
Posts: 1414
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Happy birthday. Blow some shit up.
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4465
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Go rent porn. It's your duty. Happy Birthday.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 1291
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Happy birthday, man! Mine's on the 16th. Go out, have fun, and live to see many more years of fun.
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My music/humor blog (R.I.P.): http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/
| Chondra "Mrs. Claudio" Sanchez on Enshin a.k.a. Jake Strangiato wrote: |
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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
Posts: 1506
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You definetly need strippers, and firearms, it is only right
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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Happy birthday and congratulations you have won a free trip to a hot location in a foreign country! We can't tell you which one because it would ruin the surprise! You can be guaranteed that you will have plenty of time there to fully appreciate the trip.
All you need to do is follow the instructions here: http://www.goarmy.com
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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Happy birthday and congratulations you have won a free trip to a hot location in a foreign country! We can't tell you which one because it would ruin the surprise! You can be guaranteed that you will have plenty of time there to fully appreciate the trip.
All you need to do is follow the instructions here: http://www.goarmy.com
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That's sadistic! Happy Birthday Token Black guy! Go to an Indian Casino and play some poker!
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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| So, what are you going to do for it? |
A. Drink myself damn near to death.
B. Smoke the green until "all my brain cells disappear".
And yup, it is nice that I can walk into the adult store a couple blocks away from me. People say I pass for 21, too, but I panic too much.
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Xbox Live: HazNobody, pronounced "HAz". | Haven't went to IRC yet? Go! #sydlexia @ DALnet. | Y'all should play some Super Robot Wars J (hey that rhymes!) | yeah I'm back who gives a shit |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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| Mr. Bomberman wrote: |
| DarknessDeku wrote: |
| So, what are you going to do for it? |
A. Drink myself damn near to death.
B. Smoke the green until "all my brain cells disappear".
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you do know both of those are still illegal to you right?
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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if you can pass for 21, as long as you are cool about it and dont stress out, you can probably get away with it too. if they ask for id. just pretend you're looking for it and say you forgot it. used to work for me at the bar back before i hit 21.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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| username wrote: |
| if you can pass for 21, as long as you are cool about it and dont stress out, you can probably get away with it too. if they ask for id. just pretend you're looking for it and say you forgot it. used to work for me at the bar back before i hit 21. |
Wouldn't work here  They have to swipe your ID just to let you in, unless your going gray or wrinkly.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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I usually don't get carded but thats only for cigarettes I haven't tried to buy alcohol
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| username wrote: |
| if you can pass for 21, as long as you are cool about it and dont stress out, you can probably get away with it too. if they ask for id. just pretend you're looking for it and say you forgot it. used to work for me at the bar back before i hit 21. |
Wouldn't work here They have to swipe your ID just to let you in, unless your going gray or wrinkly. |
i dont know if it works anymore, i usually go to the same bars nowadays, so i dont get carded anymore.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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What the hell. You all are so lucky. :/ I get carded everywhere I go. I was carded three times when mom and I were in one of the casinos in Vegas. Three times! They told me I looked like I was 16. :/ wtf.
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
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I weighed about 170 on my old ID. I was up to about 205. I actually had somebody turn me away when I tried to buy beer because they didn't believe that was my ID. So I was about 210 when I got my new ID. Then I dropped to about 180. So once again, I was turned away because they didn't think it was my ID. Same bitch that did it too.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| aika wrote: |
| What the hell. You all are so lucky. :/ I get carded everywhere I go. I was carded three times when mom and I were in one of the casinos in Vegas. Three times! They told me I looked like I was 16. :/ wtf. |
i still look 18 when i shave, so i get carded at convenience stores and what not, but the bars i regularly visit, already know me, so i dont need to get carded.
but new bars and what not, i always get carded, and they look at the ID a lot longer than they do my old fucking friends
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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| aika wrote: |
| What the hell. You all are so lucky. :/ I get carded everywhere I go. I was carded three times when mom and I were in one of the casinos in Vegas. Three times! They told me I looked like I was 16. :/ wtf. |
i still look 18 when i shave, so i get carded at convenience stores and what not, but the bars i regularly visit, already know me, so i dont need to get carded.
but new bars and what not, i always get carded, and they look at the ID a lot longer than they do my old fucking friends |
Same here, a lot of my old buddies are Bouncers and remember me from school so they just give me the nod and make all my friends show their ID's.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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