Thats actually pretty funny. I'm sure any I come up with or have heard are mildly to completely offensive.

Sweating like a priest at a tee ball game.

Sweating like Ryan Seacrest watching Brokeback Mountain.

I recently heard both of those.

This good ol' boy I used to work with always used this one. But I'm not going to post it. Although while racially insulting, I'm not sure its any worse than the two I used above (which can be insulting to religous and homosexual people). But to give you an idea, it has to do with a watermelon picking contest.

Also, while they don't have anything to do with sweating, I like both of these.

Crazier than a pet coon. I heard this one from Jim Ross.

Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forrest fire.

I just thought of one more that I heard that was kind of funny.

Welcome as a bastard at a family reunion.

anorexorcist wrote:

So what are the rules? say anything you want as long as it's not racialy explicit or degrading to gays/lesbians, or something similar? This is a serious question

I live by some simple rules. Not just here, but in life. I don't say anything about black people I wouldn't say to Michael Clarke Duncan or Ving Rhames.

S. McCracken wrote:

anorexorcist wrote: So what are the rules? say anything you want as long as it's not racialy explicit or degrading to gays/lesbians, or something similar? This is a serious question The biggest rule, IMO, is that I don't allow anything racially degrading or degrading to people of a different sexual orientation. I know that "gay" has pervaded the general vernacular to mean "stupid" and it's not meant as a jab to gay people, so I don't mind that. Just use your common sense and don't use your posts as challenges to be modded. In that case, we'll just ban you.

I'll quote my high school principal on his dress code rule.
"If you need to ask us if its okay to wear, it probably isn't."