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JRA
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Seriously, why the hell do Star Wars fanboys go gaga over this asshole? Because he has a T-shaped visor? As far as I'm concerned, he was a shmuck lucky to have seen the Millenium Falcon leaving from that Star Destroyer. It's not like he blew up Cloud City with his "rocket launcher" which we never see him use, or kidnap Princess Leia and make her develop a relationship with him via Stockholme Syndrome. And this was all in Empire Striked Back, the supposed "fan favorite!" In Return Of The Jedi all he does is just stand around in Jabba's bar all goddamn day.
And if that's not enough proof that he's pathetic, he dies by being bumped off a barge ship by a blind Han Solo and into the Sarlacc Pit. He deserved it, that chump.
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Douche McCallister
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Jenga Fett was pretty cool, but now that you mention it yea he was kind of a tool. What was I thinking? I think it's because his action figure I had from my dads collection was the only one that wasn't mangled.
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anorexorcist
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Seriously, why the hell do Star Wars fanboys go gaga over this asshole? Because he has a T-shaped visor? As far as I'm concerned, he was a shmuck lucky to have seen the Millenium Falcon leaving from that Star Destroyer. It's not like he blew up Cloud City with his "rocket launcher" which we never see him use, or kidnap Princess Leia and make her develop a relationship with him via Stockholme Syndrome. And this was all in Empire Striked Back, the supposed "fan favorite!" In Return Of The Jedi all he does is just stand around in Jabba's bar all goddamn day.
And if that's not enough proof that he's pathetic, he dies by being bumped off a barge ship by a blind Han Solo and into the Sarlacc Pit. He deserved it, that chump. |
What in the fuck is your avatar? That looks like Britany Spears, clarify please.
I thought it commical that Boba Fett got killed like that, sucker.
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Douche McCallister
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| JRA wrote: |
Seriously, why the hell do Star Wars fanboys go gaga over this asshole? Because he has a T-shaped visor? As far as I'm concerned, he was a shmuck lucky to have seen the Millenium Falcon leaving from that Star Destroyer. It's not like he blew up Cloud City with his "rocket launcher" which we never see him use, or kidnap Princess Leia and make her develop a relationship with him via Stockholme Syndrome. And this was all in Empire Striked Back, the supposed "fan favorite!" In Return Of The Jedi all he does is just stand around in Jabba's bar all goddamn day.
And if that's not enough proof that he's pathetic, he dies by being bumped off a barge ship by a blind Han Solo and into the Sarlacc Pit. He deserved it, that chump. |
What in the fuck is your avatar? That looks like Britany Spears, clarify please.
I thought it commical that Boba Fett got killed like that, sucker. |
His avatar just appears as a giant clear box with a red X in it.
Ye that was a shitty way for him to go down, he could have atleast done something cool.
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I think most of the Fett badassery comes from the Extended Universe.
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He killed IG-88. Thrice. That's bad ass.
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| JRA wrote: |
Seriously, why the hell do Star Wars fanboys go gaga over this asshole? Because he has a T-shaped visor? As far as I'm concerned, he was a shmuck lucky to have seen the Millenium Falcon leaving from that Star Destroyer. It's not like he blew up Cloud City with his "rocket launcher" which we never see him use, or kidnap Princess Leia and make her develop a relationship with him via Stockholme Syndrome. And this was all in Empire Striked Back, the supposed "fan favorite!" In Return Of The Jedi all he does is just stand around in Jabba's bar all goddamn day.
And if that's not enough proof that he's pathetic, he dies by being bumped off a barge ship by a blind Han Solo and into the Sarlacc Pit. He deserved it, that chump. |
What in the fuck is your avatar? That looks like Britany Spears, clarify please.
I thought it commical that Boba Fett got killed like that, sucker. |
I think that is from the Screech porno, but I'm not positive.
But doesn't Boba Fett have a jetpack? Yet he still falls into the pit. If he was the stud people think he is, he would have flew up before he fell in.
But doesn't he make it out of there in EU? Or am I just making that up?
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i like boba. i dont go all gooey eyed like most fan boys, but he does have some cool points.
he was the only one to be cunning/clever enough to wait w/the trash to see if the MF would show up, which it did.
Darth Vader specifically addresses him when he gives the terms of capture for skywalker when they are on the star destroyer.
and he was able to beat han and the rest to cloud city, notify the empire, + set up the trap for them before the rebels arrive.
and in the EU he does a lot more stuff. that graphic novel where he has to help the hutts is pretty cool/funny
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JRA
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| What in the fuck is your avatar? That looks like Britany Spears, clarify please. |
All I know is that I was trolling the Metal Sludge boards, and ever since I saw it I couldn't stop staring at it. 
It's probably not Britney Spears, doesn't resemble her face.
And the EU didn't count in my assessment. Though if you want to go there, he was annoying as fuck to kill in Shadows Of The Empire.
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Black Zarak
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But doesn't Boba Fett have a jetpack? Yet he still falls into the pit. If he was the stud people think he is, he would have flew up before he fell in.
But doesn't he make it out of there in EU? Or am I just making that up? |
Yeah, he has a rocket pack, but when Han whacks it, it misfires, which is why Fett ends up in the Sarlacc to begin with. He actually makes it out of the Sarlacc twice, first in a Marvel comics story which is just silly and should be ignored and then again in Tales of Jabba's Palace (or maybe it's Tales of the Bounty Hunters, I forget) which is a more believable story, though when he escapes, his armor is almost completely destroyed and he's pretty scarred up and he would have died on the sand right next to the Sarlacc if Dengar hadn't happened to be there.
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| anorexorcist wrote: |
| What in the fuck is your avatar? That looks like Britany Spears, clarify please. |
All I know is that I was trolling the Metal Sludge boards, and ever since I saw it I couldn't stop staring at it.
It's probably not Britney Spears, doesn't resemble her face.
And the EU didn't count in my assessment. Though if you want to go there, he was annoying as fuck to kill in Shadows Of The Empire. |
its the end to the screech porno he made. he is giving the bride a dirty sanchez.
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| Yeah, he has a rocket pack, but when Han whacks it, it misfires, which is why Fett ends up in the Sarlacc to begin with. He actually makes it out of the Sarlacc twice, first in a Marvel comics story which is just silly and should be ignored and then again in Tales of Jabba's Palace (or maybe it's Tales of the Bounty Hunters, I forget) which is a more believable story, though when he escapes, his armor is almost completely destroyed and he's pretty scarred up and he would have died on the sand right next to the Sarlacc if Dengar hadn't happened to be there. |
in the dark empire comics by dark horse, he simply said the pit found him 'indigestible.'
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I think it's got something to do with his face being concealed (though we all know what it looks like now) and saying maybe one line through all the movies. Was he beat and almost killed by a blind man with a big stick? Maybe. But Darth Vader gives him shit about possibly disintegrating Luke and Han. As in he's done it before.
I have a lifesize cardboard cut out of him. Bad-ass.
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| I have a lifesize cardboard cut out of him. Bad-ass. |
i used to have one of chewbacca we stole from gamestop one holiday season but it broke. i also have one of elvis i stole from some work awards ceremony. and my niece got one of princess leia as a gift, since that is her name as well, LEIA.
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I got Boba Fett, C-3PO and R2-D2. My grandpa was working at Sears around the time Return of the Jedi came out, and they were part of a display and he stole them. So they're almost 25 years old, never displayed in public except for at a shitty department store during a film release in 1984.
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JRA
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its the end to the screech porno he made. he is giving the bride a dirty sanchez.
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There was a friggin wedding going on during that? Wow. I suddenly feel like that should not be my signature.
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scamrock
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But doesn't Boba Fett have a jetpack? Yet he still falls into the pit. If he was the stud people think he is, he would have flew up before he fell in.
But doesn't he make it out of there in EU? Or am I just making that up? |
Yeah, he has a rocket pack, but when Han whacks it, it misfires, which is why Fett ends up in the Sarlacc to begin with. He actually makes it out of the Sarlacc twice, first in a Marvel comics story which is just silly and should be ignored and then again in Tales of Jabba's Palace (or maybe it's Tales of the Bounty Hunters, I forget) which is a more believable story, though when he escapes, his armor is almost completely destroyed and he's pretty scarred up and he would have died on the sand right next to the Sarlacc if Dengar hadn't happened to be there. |
Yeah, this is where I remember reading it. One of the Tales books. I can't remember which one either.
But you're right. For some reason, I'd forgotten that Han triggered the jetpack. You'd think I should have remembered that.
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its the end to the screech porno he made. he is giving the bride a dirty sanchez.
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There was a friggin wedding going on during that? Wow. I suddenly feel like that should not be my signature. |
 I knew that where that gif was from. As soon as I saw it, I was like, "Wait...what the hell? That's from the Screech porno." But I wasn't positive 100%. Now that someone else has confirmed it, I know it is. That is just great.
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| He killed IG-88. Thrice. That's bad ass. |
You when the thread for knowing that. 
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Black Zarak
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| Valdronius wrote: |
| He killed IG-88. Thrice. That's bad ass. |
You when the thread for knowing that. |
Yes, but the fourth IG-88 stood up! I mean, downloaded his consciousness into the core of the second Death Star and was about to incite a galaxy-wide droid rebellion until Lando went and blew up the reactor...
True story
But yeah, a large part of Fett's popularity is his mysterious nature and after that it comes mainly from the mysterious nature of the Mandalorians in general.
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| Black Zarak wrote: |
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| Valdronius wrote: |
| He killed IG-88. Thrice. That's bad ass. |
You when the thread for knowing that. |
Yes, but the fourth IG-88 stood up! I mean, downloaded his consciousness into the core of the second Death Star and was about to incite a galaxy-wide droid rebellion until Lando went and blew up the reactor...
True story
But yeah, a large part of Fett's popularity is his mysterious nature and after that it comes mainly from the mysterious nature of the Mandalorians in general. |
Everybody loves a guy in a mask especially a sinister mask, look at Jason, Darth Vader, Cobra Commander, that fat Cobra Commander from MASK, V for Vendetta, Michael Myers........Thats all the masked dudes that come to mind at the moment. 
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See you put a mask on a charecter and it becomes like 100% cooler.
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its the end to the screech porno he made. he is giving the bride a dirty sanchez.
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There was a friggin wedding going on during that? Wow. I suddenly feel like that should not be my signature. |
it was a bachelorette party. the bride + maid of honor were in vegas. screech had a stand up show and the bride + maid of honor ended up going to his show and then invited him to their room. he took his camera and the rest is history.
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