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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Let's not forget Master Higgin's jumping requirements in the last stages of Adventure Island.
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Isauro
Title: Worlds tallest mexican
Joined: Mar 20 2008
Location: Someplace very cold, WA
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Star Fox: The boss fight right before Andross pissed me off bad cause I would always waste all my bombs on him and have to drag out the battle with Andross cause I fucking sucked at shooting on that game.
Ghost n Goblins: First time I ever cleared the game it pulls a Super Mario Brothers on me and makes me re-play the bastard....controllers were thrown, curses were uttered and at least one of my brothers ribs were broken in his sleep.
Pokemon Blue: my younger brother throwing my Master Ball to catch a Pikachu....yeah, he got messed up that night.
Final Fantasy VIII: When Squall has to clear that giant drill during the prison escape cutscene and you have to control him...I died at least three times before I figured out that I actually had to move him.
That's all I can really think of on top of my head.
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 Removing an evil nigga spirit from a negro is as hard as removing the stink from a hunk of s***. We must use these tools that the great god has given us to fight niggas: a whip, a noose, a nightstick, a branding iron. These things strike fear into a niggas heart....a JOB APPLICATION! |
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Marcus[SKoGM}
Title: Bushwacked
Joined: May 19 2008
Location: Texas
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Here's one: Donkey Kong 64. When I first got my N64, it came with DK and my grandmother told me I couldn't buy any more games until I completed that one, which included finding EVERYTHING. I finally did, but it's not a feat I brag about, and I'm so disgusted with that game that I have never played it since.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
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Marcus[SKoGM} wrote: |
Here's one: Donkey Kong 64. When I first got my N64, it came with DK and my grandmother told me I couldn't buy any more games until I completed that one, which included finding EVERYTHING. I finally did, but it's not a feat I brag about, and I'm so disgusted with that game that I have never played it since. |
Your grandmas that cool that she knew what consisted of EVERYTHING? If I had a grandma like yours maybe I would have completed more of my games, instead of going "Ehh, close enough..."
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erock
Title: likes to party
Joined: Dec 21 2007
Location: Phoenix. its hot outside
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Your grandma knows enough about games to even know when everything was completed?
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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erock wrote: |
Your grandma knows enough about games to even know when everything was completed? |
You should have gone to that factory level and played the old school donkey kong that is easter egged into the game, then you could have gotten a new game much faster and avoided all the anguish.
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Marcus[SKoGM}
Title: Bushwacked
Joined: May 19 2008
Location: Texas
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Well, after I beat K. Rool, I said "I'm done, can I get new game now?" and she said "did you get everything" and I said "everything...in the game?"
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erock
Title: likes to party
Joined: Dec 21 2007
Location: Phoenix. its hot outside
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That just sounds stupid. Just be like Look grandma i beat the game. heres the credits just like at the end of a movie. Your just stupid for saying there was more to someone who probably didnt know any better
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
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Did she make you sell the games back to get a new one, if so thats kinda lame, but not neccessarily a bad idea, get more credit the newer it is.
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Marcus[SKoGM}
Title: Bushwacked
Joined: May 19 2008
Location: Texas
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Yeah, I was pretty stupid for that. But, maybe it shaved off a couple of years of purgatory.
and as far as selling them went, I didn't even know about those stores for about a year after that. I don't like the idea, though. I've sold a lot of games I wish I still had.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
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Marcus[SKoGM} wrote: |
Yeah, I was pretty stupid for that. But, maybe it shaved off a couple of years of purgatory.
and as far as selling them went, I didn't even know about those stores for about a year after that. I don't like the idea, though. I've sold a lot of games I wish I still had. |
Well I mean games that are mainstream, like I never traded in Devil May Cry cause I liked it so much, but never played it after I beat it, could of traded it in for $25 and boughten it later for $9.99, stuff like that. There are so many things I wish I still had nowadays don't even wanna get started on that.
And speaking of that series fuck DMC 2 that whole game pissed me off.
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Isauro
Title: Worlds tallest mexican
Joined: Mar 20 2008
Location: Someplace very cold, WA
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erock wrote: |
Your grandma knows enough about games to even know when everything was completed? |
Dude, my grandma could outplay me on half of my SNES games, and its not cause I'm shitty, (I'm pretty good, not to brag but...yeah) its because she was amazing. Guess I had to get it from somewhere lol. I was suprised that her SNES wasn't on when she died. RIP.
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 Removing an evil nigga spirit from a negro is as hard as removing the stink from a hunk of s***. We must use these tools that the great god has given us to fight niggas: a whip, a noose, a nightstick, a branding iron. These things strike fear into a niggas heart....a JOB APPLICATION! |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Isauro wrote: |
erock wrote: |
Your grandma knows enough about games to even know when everything was completed? |
Dude, my grandma could outplay me on half of my SNES games, and its not cause I'm shitty, (I'm pretty good, not to brag but...yeah) its because she was amazing. Guess I had to get it from somewhere lol. I was suprised that her SNES wasn't on when she died. RIP. |
My grandparents had trouble understanding the comcept of video games, even face to face with a controller in their hand and me directing them, they finally figured out computers, but they still use aol.
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Marcus[SKoGM}
Title: Bushwacked
Joined: May 19 2008
Location: Texas
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Yeah, my grandma has been playing video games since the atari.
Oh, another game, the first TMNT on the NES. Yes, I had that, and the underwater level raped me. It's weired, I was able to beat it in my younger days, but recently when I got the ROM I couldn't do it. I would blame the keyboard, but that hasn't hindered me in any other game.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Marcus[SKoGM} wrote: |
Yeah, my grandma has been playing video games since the atari.
Oh, another game, the first TMNT on the NES. Yes, I had that, and the underwater level raped me. It's weired, I was able to beat it in my younger days, but recently when I got the ROM I couldn't do it. I would blame the keyboard, but that hasn't hindered me in any other game. |
Well it is a bastard of a game and more frustrating tha fun, so dont let it warp you.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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Marcus[SKoGM} wrote: |
Here's one: Donkey Kong 64. When I first got my N64, it came with DK and my grandmother told me I couldn't buy any more games until I completed that one, which included finding EVERYTHING. I finally did, but it's not a feat I brag about, and I'm so disgusted with that game that I have never played it since. |
That game was a fucking nightmare. Especially the part with that slide race and that fucking insect. I want to jump in my TV and strangle him just thinking about it.
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Valdronius
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Douche McCallister wrote: |
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I think I just died a little inside.
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A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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JRA wrote: |
Marcus[SKoGM} wrote: |
Here's one: Donkey Kong 64. When I first got my N64, it came with DK and my grandmother told me I couldn't buy any more games until I completed that one, which included finding EVERYTHING. I finally did, but it's not a feat I brag about, and I'm so disgusted with that game that I have never played it since. |
That game was a fucking nightmare. Especially the part with that slide race and that fucking insect. I want to jump in my TV and strangle him just thinking about it. |
Remember the sound effect that plays every time you get a golden bannana?
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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Valdronius wrote: |
Douche McCallister wrote: |
boughten |
I think I just died a little inside. |
Seriously, what the hell?
Proofreading is your friend!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
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Blackout Boy wrote: |
JRA wrote: |
Marcus[SKoGM} wrote: |
Here's one: Donkey Kong 64. When I first got my N64, it came with DK and my grandmother told me I couldn't buy any more games until I completed that one, which included finding EVERYTHING. I finally did, but it's not a feat I brag about, and I'm so disgusted with that game that I have never played it since. |
That game was a fucking nightmare. Especially the part with that slide race and that fucking insect. I want to jump in my TV and strangle him just thinking about it. |
Remember the sound effect that plays every time you get a golden bannana?  |
the one that said 'bah-nah-nah?'
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I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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username wrote: |
Blackout Boy wrote: |
JRA wrote: |
Marcus[SKoGM} wrote: |
Here's one: Donkey Kong 64. When I first got my N64, it came with DK and my grandmother told me I couldn't buy any more games until I completed that one, which included finding EVERYTHING. I finally did, but it's not a feat I brag about, and I'm so disgusted with that game that I have never played it since. |
That game was a fucking nightmare. Especially the part with that slide race and that fucking insect. I want to jump in my TV and strangle him just thinking about it. |
Remember the sound effect that plays every time you get a golden bannana?  |
the one that said 'bah-nah-nah?' |
*avoids the evil eye and makes the sign of the corss*
Yes
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
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Marcus[SKoGM} wrote: |
Here's one: Donkey Kong 64. When I first got my N64, it came with DK and my grandmother told me I couldn't buy any more games until I completed that one, which included finding EVERYTHING. I finally did, but it's not a feat I brag about, and I'm so disgusted with that game that I have never played it since. |
Why did she say that?
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i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
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aika wrote: |
Valdronius wrote: |
Douche McCallister wrote: |
boughten |
I think I just died a little inside. |
Seriously, what the hell?
Proofreading is your friend!  |
Rather then berate both of you, for getting on my case I will just punish everyone by displaying this wonderful paragraph from my good freind RegalSin.
Go suck on a lemon by the way. WTF?!
RegalSin wrote: |
Well so far my Bathroom sucks. It sucks so much I would rather live in a messed up place that has a big area Bathroom and not everything so close together.
Of course the Number one thing that bugs me about my Bathroom is the Toilet area. When I sit it's like one leg is open while the other is shut. Imagine taking the most biggest dumb of your life and having to use a bathroom when your legs can't decide it they are open or shut. Whats worst my left leg is being affected by this. it's starting to feel tight when I strech it and almost looks as if it is smaller then the other leg.
Then the Tub which is not so bad, In my other Bathroom I could sit down and let the water run like a steam room or Bath house Shanau. Then again this tub is so low it only reach half my back and now I can't even strech out like I did before.
Lastly all three pipes from the Kitchen area connects and drains where the Bathroom is. So if the pipe is cloged then when I wash my hands, or brush my teeth it might end up coming back up threw the Bathtubs drain....ewhhhh.
Again anything else bad.. Yes there is more. If four people enter the Bathroom without climbing on top of anything else. Thats all it cfan fit. It is small and when your in the Bathroom you can't hear anything from outside. So if a Snoop comes in I am unable to hear them.
Okay my Bathroom is the worst place right now and is the only real reason for me to move anywhere else. |
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
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Douche McCallister wrote: |
Rather then berate both of you, for getting on my case I will just punish everyone by displaying this wonderful paragraph from my good freind RegalSin.
Go suck on a lemon by the way. WTF?!
RegalSin wrote: |
Well so far my Bathroom sucks. It sucks so much I would rather live in a messed up place that has a big area Bathroom and not everything so close together.
Of course the Number one thing that bugs me about my Bathroom is the Toilet area. When I sit it's like one leg is open while the other is shut. Imagine taking the most biggest dumb of your life and having to use a bathroom when your legs can't decide it they are open or shut. Whats worst my left leg is being affected by this. it's starting to feel tight when I strech it and almost looks as if it is smaller then the other leg.
Then the Tub which is not so bad, In my other Bathroom I could sit down and let the water run like a steam room or Bath house Shanau. Then again this tub is so low it only reach half my back and now I can't even strech out like I did before.
Lastly all three pipes from the Kitchen area connects and drains where the Bathroom is. So if the pipe is cloged then when I wash my hands, or brush my teeth it might end up coming back up threw the Bathtubs drain....ewhhhh.
Again anything else bad.. Yes there is more. If four people enter the Bathroom without climbing on top of anything else. Thats all it cfan fit. It is small and when your in the Bathroom you can't hear anything from outside. So if a Snoop comes in I am unable to hear them.
Okay my Bathroom is the worst place right now and is the only real reason for me to move anywhere else. |
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[EDIT] Remember, "'i' before 'e'!" It's friend. Also, I think that comma is better placed after "for getting on my case" instead of before it.
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Marcus[SKoGM}
Title: Bushwacked
Joined: May 19 2008
Location: Texas
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yeah. I remember the 'oooohhh, bah-nah-nah!'. It sounded very sexual, actually.
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 You wouldn't happen to be the Tek Knight by any chance? |
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