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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Yeah, I put the crap on my back and it did the job real well, but it doesn't last long, so I'm gonna have to go for the last resort, which I'm not looking forward too lol. Images of The 40-Year-Old Virgin keeping popping up.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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lol! No way it's that bad 
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Before I got rid of it? Yeah. I don't know why. It's not genetic or anything, I'm just really hairy. And yeah, the 40-year-old virgin is twice my age. So I'm gonna get waxed and it'll take care of it for a little while.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| Blackout Boy wrote: |
| Having never seen my back i'm not sure if it is hairy, I'l have to ask the next stranger I come across to check it for me. |
If it's a little girl ask her if she wants to "take a look at something". Then make some grunting noises. |
nah I'm just gonna run up to the first person I see rip my shrit off and slam my back into them and go DOES THIS LOOK HAIRY TO YOU?!
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Bluey
Title: 99 Beserkers
Joined: Jul 18 2007
Location: Thirteenth Street
Posts: 309
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I'm pretty hairy but I've never had good luck with beards. All the hair goes right to my neck and before I know it I've got a neckbeard. And then by the time a full beard or goatee is on its way, I get tired of how itchy it's all getting and decide to shave it off... and then it takes like half an hour to get it all off. I think I'd be better off if I just stayed clean-shaven.
No pictures because I'm scared. 
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My Sydapedia page lists my game collection and friend codes, if you're interested. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| Bluey wrote: |
I'm pretty hairy but I've never had good luck with beards. All the hair goes right to my neck and before I know it I've got a neckbeard. And then by the time a full beard or goatee is on its way, I get tired of how itchy it's all getting and decide to shave it off... and then it takes like half an hour to get it all off. I think I'd be better off if I just stayed clean-shaven.
No pictures because I'm scared. |
Google informed me that this is what you look like.
And even though we're all talking about how awesome our beards are we must not forget the ultimate beard
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
Posts: 1414
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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well, i cant grow facial or body hair. i mean, i have a fuzz but nothing hairy. all my hair goes to my head and sideburns and eyebrows. even my arms and legs arent that hairy. but i shave my arms and trim my leg hair w/the clippers. i shave my arms cause its practical, once you get out of the shower your arms and legs dry so fast. its cool.
anyhow, heres my senior pic circa 1999 (class of 2000):
and heres a pic i took about 3 years ago at work:
and i took this pic about ten minutes ago. notice the straw hat just to perpetuate the stereotype lol:
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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I see the headset, you specialize in customer disservice as well?
let's not forget Dimebag's Beard
Or Kerry Kings awesome beard
But you'll probably want to forget this beard
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erock
Title: likes to party
Joined: Dec 21 2007
Location: Phoenix. its hot outside
Posts: 1219
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no one mentions this guy?
the bassist for circa survive Nick Beard is aptly name but i cant find a good image.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
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and i took this pic about ten minutes ago. notice the straw hat just to perpetuate the stereotype lol:
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Damn man, you almost made me piss myself with that picture! It was far too silly for my bladder. Oh shit, I better change clothes now. Dammit. I'll be back right after I change my pants.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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no one mentions this guy?
the bassist for circa survive Nick Beard is aptly name but i cant find a good image. |
I totally did that to my hair back in high school for a while.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
Posts: 2739
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I can't really grow a beard or moustache. It comes out as an intolerable set of wiry hairs. Its uncomfortable to have and none too pleasing to look at. If I would give it some time I could develop a respectable goattee, but I'm impatient.
A beard is usually abused to cover up the fact that the owner does not have a chin. A moustache is an item that you have to have the right face for. And both have to be full.
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crookshow
Title: Donkey Kong Savage
Joined: Mar 29 2008
Location: bay area, CA
Posts: 573
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I stay rockin the facial hair cause it makes me look like a kid when I shave everything. Nothing too crazy though. Sometimes I do let it grow out, but it becomes a bitch to maintain after a while.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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I jsut find it weird not to have. I got so used to playing with it while I was bored, that when I shave it it feels naked.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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here's me after 2 weeks
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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you guys know that we all look like a bunch of douchebags, right?
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
Posts: 1399
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I'm always jealous of some good facial hair, I'm about half Indian, er Native American, so I cant grow anything but in the chin region. The worst of both worlds. the obligation of shaving every couple of days but no option of growing a beard.
That's about the best I can do... Also I don't wear eyeliner... this was the day after a Halloween Party, so there are still remnants of my costume makeup.
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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| you guys know that we all look like a bunch of douchebags, right? |
You all look nothing like me...oh wait, you meant...nevermind.
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crookshow
Title: Donkey Kong Savage
Joined: Mar 29 2008
Location: bay area, CA
Posts: 573
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I've only been here like a month so I doubt anyone gives a shit, but I'm down to throw mine up for completeness. First one is from about a week ago:
And I haven't been shaving since so here's a more bearded look that I snapped tonight:
Shit grows fast son.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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After not shaving for a week, this is all I can muster:
Sad, isn't it?
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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so syd is the only one here wihtout a beard?
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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I've had a beard, goatee, or van dyke for so long, I can't remember if I have a chin or not...
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Competition for awesomest beard? 
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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Only if neck beards are automatic DQs.
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