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crookshow
Title: Donkey Kong Savage
Joined: Mar 29 2008
Location: bay area, CA
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When we first heard of the not-at-all embarrassingly named company Peekaboo Pole Dancing's apparent plans to bring a pole dancing game to the Wii, the whole thing smacked of a better-late-than-never April Fools' prank. Not so, according to MTV Multiplayer blog, which asked the purveyors of the "Peekaboo Pole Dancing Kit" and the Carmen Electra-endorsed "Electra-pole" the question that just had to be asked: Why?
Peekaboo rep Simon Kay told the blog that the idea behind bringing what he calls "aerobic pole dancing " to the Wii is "all about fun and fitness." According Kay, Peekaboo wants the game "to do for pole dancing what Guitar Hero did for rock n roll!" We can't help but imagine that the game will finally give gaming couples with an eye for rhythm a means to use their 'star power' for an added -- not to mention motion sensitive -- relationship spark. |
http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/02/wii-pole-dancing-plans-confirmed-fitness-to-blame/
http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2008/05/02/wii-pole-dancing-game-intended-for-fitness-fun-for-men-and-women/
No words...
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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Wow. Ok.
Yet at the same time, I'm imagining cute gamer chicks grinding on some sort of pole shaped peripheral the Wii-mote plugs into like the crossbow or wheel ones, and that's hot.
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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Holy shit that is fucking gay and retarded.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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I think I'll wait two years so I can get it on the PC and mod it because consoles suck.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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I'm sorry, but the first thing that comes to mind when I hear "Electra-pole" is a taser rod.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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| Yet at the same time, I'm imagining cute gamer chicks grinding on some sort of pole shaped peripheral the Wii-mote plugs into like the crossbow or wheel ones, and that's hot. |
And yet, when I mention a hot chick playing Wii bowling naked, everyone pretends like they didn't see it.... 
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
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| JEW wrote: |
| I think I'll wait two years so I can get it on the PC and mod it because consoles suck. |
Good news, in two years you'll still be a moron.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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If you're lucky it will actually come out and tank, so in a few years you can watch James Rolfe try to pole dance while yelling ASS!
But seriosuly why would nintendo accept something mildy riske like pole dancing?  And I've never once seen a stripper on the pole and thought "wow that sure is some "aerobic pole dancing" . Why dont they just call gay sex "alternative lifestyle intimate aerobic glute thrusts"
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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| Murdar Machene wrote: |
| JEW wrote: |
| I think I'll wait two years so I can get it on the PC and mod it because consoles suck. |
Good news, in two years you'll still be a moron. |
stuff it, console jerk!
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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I'll bet dollars to donuts that this is a scheme to get attention for a game thats probably really terrible. Like Uwe Bolls entire filmography.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Why does no one bet donuts to dollars?
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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I am a guy who hates dancing. Clubs aren't my scene.
My wife enjoys dancing but doesn't want to dance with other guys.
I enjoy video games
My wife doesn't really like them.
My wife likes the TV and Tyra
I hate "Me Me Me Woman".
So when I hear about an option to get my wife pole dancing instead of watching Tyra, I am very open to the suggestion.
Fuck how lame it sounds. If she is going to put the effort into a poll dancing game that I put into any game I play I am ALL for it.
And if she stays in shape, well that is even better.
Hot Wife + Stripper Pole + Lessons + Video games = WIN
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FNJ
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| Char Aznable wrote: |
| Why does no one bet donuts to dollars? |
the exchange rate is terrible.
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