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Kickboxer: an introspective

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Duncan
Title: Misanthrope
Joined: May 18 2007
PostPosted: Apr 15 2008 12:40 am Reply with quote Back to top

Remember the kickboxer franchise? I caught a marathon of it on AMC today. Before I go any further, I want to point out how far the AMC channel has fallen to consider these movies "classic" just to fill air-time, but that's another matter.

Anyway, I was watching these in order and thought, what do Sasha Mitchell (Cody from Step-by-Step), Jean-Claude Van Damme and a porn star have in common?

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Not a fucking thing. Not one fucking thing! But we're supposed to believe that not only are these three characters long lost brothers, but that there are no recessive genes in the entire family. One speaks with a Belgian accent. One speaks with a Valley accent. One has a Mustache. But they all had the same parents.....

The casting was so terrible that it totally distracted me from the rest of the movie.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
PostPosted: Apr 15 2008 01:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

I was dissapointed by the movie on the return.


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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Apr 15 2008 12:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

yeah, I think AMC was showing Catwoman not too long ago. Halle is hot but the movie just looked very very terrible.


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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
PostPosted: Apr 16 2008 01:28 am Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
yeah, I think AMC was showing Catwoman not too long ago. Halle is hot but the movie just looked very very terrible.

Dude, even I hated it. And I like most terrible movies.

Although, I do like the Clayface fight.


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