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What if Captain N was black?

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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
PostPosted: Apr 11 2008 05:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Would that be controversial?


I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.

Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.

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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
PostPosted: Apr 11 2008 06:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It just might be. . . .

Captain N: "Yo, my peeps! I'm Captain N!"
Person: "What does the 'N' stand for? Captain Ni. . . ."
Captain N: *Shoots person with a Nintendo Zapper*


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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Apr 11 2008 06:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I've got a better question.

Let's say you're fucking some chick.
Let's say you're fucking her, oh I don't know, DOGGYSTYLE.
Let's say you're fucking her doggystyle and you cum inside her.
What if the chick gets pregnant?
Will the baby grow backwards?
Cuz I saw this one chick with a hump on her back one time and I was like,
"You were fucking doggystyle, weren't ya?"
"Yeah!"



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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Apr 11 2008 06:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

wtf?!


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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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PostPosted: Apr 11 2008 06:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ky-Guy wrote:
Captain N: "Yo, my peeps! I'm Captain N!"
Person: "What does the 'N' stand for? Captain Ni. . . ."
Captain N: *Shoots person with a Nintendo Zapper*

Why does Captain N have to say "yo"?
Why can't he talk like Sidney Poitier?
SIR Sidney Poitier, I might add.



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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
PostPosted: Apr 11 2008 06:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

To bad Dave Chapelle didn't watch that show (Captain N) when he was young he would have done a parody on it when he still had his show.


I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.

Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.

http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Laminated_Sky

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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Apr 11 2008 07:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Ky-Guy wrote:
Captain N: "Yo, my peeps! I'm Captain N!"
Person: "What does the 'N' stand for? Captain Ni. . . ."
Captain N: *Shoots person with a Nintendo Zapper*

Why does Captain N have to say "yo"?
Why can't he talk like Sidney Poitier?
SIR Sidney Poitier, I might add.

or morgan freeman or james earl jones.

it would be like darth vader talking about video games. that would rule.


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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
PostPosted: Apr 11 2008 10:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

If Captain N was black, it'd be like Monster on Boyz N the Hood.

"Watch me shoot this motherfucker...

...BANG!"


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FNJ
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Joined: Jun 07 2006
PostPosted: Apr 11 2008 10:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
Syd Lexia wrote:
Ky-Guy wrote:
Captain N: "Yo, my peeps! I'm Captain N!"
Person: "What does the 'N' stand for? Captain Ni. . . ."
Captain N: *Shoots person with a Nintendo Zapper*

Why does Captain N have to say "yo"?
Why can't he talk like Sidney Poitier?
SIR Sidney Poitier, I might add.

or morgan freeman or james earl jones.

it would be like darth vader talking about video games. that would rule.


my store sells "James Early Jones Reads the Bible."

I'm going to buy it. It's like having Darth Vader tell you the story of Jesus.


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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
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Location: Planet Druidia
PostPosted: Apr 11 2008 10:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

JEW wrote:
username wrote:
Syd Lexia wrote:
Ky-Guy wrote:
Captain N: "Yo, my peeps! I'm Captain N!"
Person: "What does the 'N' stand for? Captain Ni. . . ."
Captain N: *Shoots person with a Nintendo Zapper*

Why does Captain N have to say "yo"?
Why can't he talk like Sidney Poitier?
SIR Sidney Poitier, I might add.

or morgan freeman or james earl jones.

it would be like darth vader talking about video games. that would rule.


my store sells "James Early Jones Reads the Bible."

I'm going to buy it. It's like having Darth Vader tell you the story of Jesus.


I would actually get that too.


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Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
PostPosted: Apr 12 2008 01:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

"Together, we can rule the galaxy as father and son!" takes on a whole different meaning when coming from Jehovah.


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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
PostPosted: Apr 12 2008 01:53 am Reply with quote Back to top

If N was black, Peach would never go back.


let's have a toast to the douchebags
 
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