There's a thunderstorm going on here in Bloomington, and my roommate and I have the following spontaneous exchange.
Me: "Weather Report: ...and God is giving Bloomington a Cleveland Steamer right now. Yup he's shitting on its chest and is about to smear the shit back and forth with his asscheeks...."
Dave: "...just like wiping the table of the Last Supper."
There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
S. McCracken
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Posted:
Mar 28 2008 01:00 am
That makes zero sense. That needed its own topic?
Murdar Machene
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Mar 28 2008 09:17 am
Best topic ever written. Would read again. A+
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Posted:
Mar 29 2008 01:38 pm
This reminds me of a simmilar conversation.
Moogle noun
The act of removing wedged undergarments from the rear end before the emitting of toxic gas in an attempt to protect said undergarments from a possible malfunction.
