I've always known this but hardly ever questioned it, but I'm running out of things to think about and everything is getting repetitive. What I'd like to know is why the fuck is Link dressed like a gay little green elf? I mean shit even Mario doesn't wear his ghetto ass overalls all the damn time.

I know Link sometimes wears blue or red tunics but he still looks fruity. In Wind Waker you can play w/o the green tunic if you beat the game. IMO the blue pajamas are a little better then the legendary tunic, but that looks more like a Michael Jackson idea that just snuck by Nintendo.

As for the Twilight Princess the Zora "wear", or the armor that steals rupees; the Zora outfit makes him look like a gay wannabe fish. The armor that takes rupees is the nicest looking armor in a Zelda game but that shit takes rupees non-stop and is heavy as hell when your poor.

But I digress, Nintendo did do a pretty damn good job making Link look less gay.