Is this a retarded version of Castlevania?

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In the game, you'll be using a blessed whip

This game seems kind of random, and can you make I game fun if your only on a plane?
(well I'll have to assume no and they aren't gonna just have it on a plane)

This game seems kind of random:

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Larry Adelman, a 38 year old American on a flight to Europe. Larry, a food critic, writes books on world cuisine. He's described as "short, chubby, and bald," with a sharp tongue and macabre humor.