Knyte wrote:

Roadblock, better ask "Who want's a body massage?", or I'll boycot the movie. Or, I'll see it 3 times in the theater if they put this scene in:

You do recall how well "I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch" was received when X-Men 3 spoofed it. I can still vividly remember my utter astonished when that scene took place. It might be best if they just keep the internet funnys on the internet and not on the silver screen.

and rachel nichols as scarlett . . . reeper likey!!!

And as a side comment, when this movie comes out there will be an explosion of GI Joe related jokes on the internet . . . more so then there is now . . . to the point where even the barren void of space will hold echos of "And knowing is half the battle" and "GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!"

I am now willing to see this movie, for they are casting The Baroness and evil women with dorky glasses and russian spy accents are hot!!!

http://gijoemovie.blogspot.com/2007/11/sienna-miller-is-baroness.html

username wrote:

ReeperTheSeeker wrote: I am now willing to see this movie, for they are casting The Baroness and evil women with dorky glasses and russian spy accents are hot!!! [url]http://gijoemovie.blogspot.com/2007/11/sienna-miller-is-baroness.html [/url] yeah, those librarian glasses do add some hotness to girls for some reason.

I think it has to do with a male instinct to destroy innocents. Good examples are Liberians and Catholic school girls, the mentality is if the girl is hot initial then awesome but if they look as if they haven't been around the block at all then the libido kicks in and it's like driving a new car or playing that new videogame you've been craving. Even if the girl has been around the block, it's something about the thought "hey, that looks like no-one been there before" that drives man.

Or it could be many of us have a glasses fedish.

I checked the current casting list. So far, No Sargent Slaughter. I wonder if it has something to do with that whole Iraq thing?:

http://www.sydlexia.com/wrestlemaniablows.htm


I think the Sarge walked into the wrong orgy

erock462 wrote:

Honestly looking at the pics i dont think itll matter. Everyone looks like a doom movie reject. Every gi joe had a separate personality but it looks like they are al wearing the same thing.

We can also be honest with this fact:

When has a remake of our child hood favorites been fullfilling?

I show the picture for the Baroness:



First off, the glasses are no where near as nerdy as they should be and her hair should be darker, a jet black but that is something that can be overlooked. Now a look at her uniform and it looks nothing like how it should. She should look like a domamatrix not something out of a vampire post-apocalyptic future flick. Or could those two thing be seen as the samething . . . damn it why do remakes of movies always confuse me.

Here are some images i found of the Baroness to give you an idea on how badly this movie is fucking up:



And here is an image of someone photoshoping a picture of Sienna Miller to look like the Baroness:



Even a guy with photoshop can do a better job at interpreting characters then hollywood. Jeeze, my expectation of this were not high to begin with but now they have dropped to almost nothing.