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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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The Vatican has signed a deal with Nintendo to allow its most closely guarded intellectual property, Lord Jesus Christ, to appear in the next Smash Bros. game. The move is part of the Church's fresh new attempt to modernize itself and move past the 20th century sex scandals that nearly destroyed it. Jesus expected to appear as both an assist trophy and a playable character to showcase his omnipresence. He will replace Lucario as the token Psychic Pokemon.
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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This post has been edited for offensive language - The Mods
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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I hope he can use his halo as a boomerang.
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Red_Mage
Title: Palutina's Guardian
Joined: Mar 18 2008
Location: Eastern Illinois U
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His final smash could be the Finger of God, where this whirlwind of fire decends on the stage.
It might make the Pope look a bit stupid when Jesus gets his ass handed to him by Mario though...
Maybe we could get the Pope himself as an assist trophy, He could come out and clense you of your damage with holy water.
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ShokoLove
Title: Chocolate Love
Joined: Mar 19 2008
Location: Humboldt, TN America
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Am I the only one who thinks a Satan assist trophy would've been better?
or maybe kamikaze Muhammad
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
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Theres a devil one it's kind of close. I'm sure they would make Jesus unstoppable, like a no damage, float wherver you want, and final smash whenever your done toying with the enemy. Atleast thats what I think.
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FNJ
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Joined: Jun 07 2006
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I think he should fight like goku from dragonball Z.
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
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The next fighting arena could be St. Peter's Basilica.
By the way, where did you hear this?
(Or is this satire?)
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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you could have catholic priest assists that injure your oponent by, nevermind that's terrible. 
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Red_Mage
Title: Palutina's Guardian
Joined: Mar 18 2008
Location: Eastern Illinois U
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There should be a alternative "Black Jesus" costume
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krislexia
Title: Now with a hint of lime
Joined: Jan 21 2007
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How about a Mary Magdalene assist? 
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FNJ
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| Ky-Guy wrote: |
The next fighting arena could be St. Peter's Basilica.
By the way, where did you hear this?
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DUUHHHH!!!!
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| JEW wrote: |
| Ky-Guy wrote: |
The next fighting arena could be St. Peter's Basilica.
By the way, where did you hear this?
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DUUHHHH!!!! |
omg I got all riled up are you telling me that  ? 
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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Knyte wins.  Good Knyte!
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