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worstamericanhero
Title: Wise Ass
Joined: Jul 23 2007
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Hudson Hawk because it's, well, gay.
The NES game sucked too.
Look Who's Talking get an honorable mention too.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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Don't rip Hudson Hawk!
That movie is a fucking classic!
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erock
Title: likes to party
Joined: Dec 21 2007
Location: Phoenix. its hot outside
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Cameos count? Cant really say loaded weapon is a Willis movie.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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And, Loaded Weapon was a great movie, full of many many quotables that I still use to this day.
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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Fifth Element...A transexual Chris Tucker, a Mute Millia, and one of the goofiest looking bad guys I have ever seen.
*Maybe he meant Die Hard 2 or something and not Loaded Weapon?
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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I second The Fifth Element.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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Man, I remember seeing that in the theatre and thinking it was ass. Weird crap, and not in the good, David Lynch way. And this is coming from a big sci-fi fan. But now it has a cult following somehow, ugh.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Loaded Weapon is awesome, and so is Breakfast of Champions. Where's Hostage? Or those crappy comedies he made with Matthew Perry? Or Hart's War? Or Lucky Number Slevin? Mercury Rising?
A lot of people seem to hate Unbreakable too.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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I'll go with that album he came out with.
I liked Unbreakable, I think you have to be a real comic book fan to like it.
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worstamericanhero
Title: Wise Ass
Joined: Jul 23 2007
Posts: 553
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Loaded Weapon is awesome, and so is Breakfast of Champions. Where's Hostage? Or those crappy comedies he made with Matthew Perry? Or Hart's War? Or Lucky Number Slevin? Mercury Rising?
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There are many shitty movies any actor has done.
I have to limit my choices to not include too many films.
I am sorry if I include something the general forum community likes.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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North is really terrible. Its hard to convey. You just need to see it.
Hudson Hawk divides people. Some hate it, some love it.
"Airbags in the backseat, can you fucking believe it?"
"Yeah, thats probably what happened!"
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
Loaded Weapon is awesome, and so is Breakfast of Champions. Where's Hostage? Or those crappy comedies he made with Matthew Perry? Or Hart's War? Or Lucky Number Slevin? Mercury Rising?
A lot of people seem to hate Unbreakable too. |
I liked unbreakable too. like ross said, you probably have to be a comic book fan to like it.
is lucky number slevin bad? i heard it was actually rather decent and I have it TiVO'd, just havent seen it yet.
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UltimateFierce
Title: Nippon Yankee
Joined: Jan 17 2007
Location: Right here...
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Last Man Standing. It sucks and it dosen't deserve to be credited as remake of neither Yojimbo nor A Fistful of Dollars.
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Murdar Machene
New Member
Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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LAST MAN STANDING. Why the FUCK is this not on the list? It's called, hour and a half long movie of Bruce Willis' ass.
What was that weird ass movie where he was a car salesman or something who was having an affair?
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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| What was that weird ass movie where he was a car salesman or something who was having an affair? |
Breakfast of Champions. Based on the Kurt Vonnegut novel.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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I might have liked Unbreakable if I didn't go in the theatre expecting an action flick, as the ad campaign led me to believe.
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Stanly
Title: I Live!
Joined: Feb 18 2008
Location: Florida
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I'm going to go with the Last Boy Scout. I can't fault him really, every other person was doing the buddy cop thing, but I even thought that movie was awful back when I was 11 years old, I'd hate to think what it would be like watching it now.....
Oddly enough, most of the movies on this list never really caught my attention enough to get me to watch them.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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its been ages (more than 10 years if i recall) since i saw loaded weapon 1. what scene is it where Willis makes his cameo? i cant youtube now cause im at work and its blocked out.
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Tebor
Moderator
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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Blind Date - Didn't see it.
Look Who's Talking - Dated fun. I liked it as a kid, haven't seen it in a decade.
Another fucking Look who's Talking film - Ditto.
Hudson Hawk - Never saw all of it.
Loaded Weapon 1 - LOVE IT!
North - Never saw it.
Bruno the Kid - I thought this was a show...
Armageddon - Amazing.
Breakfast of Champions - One of the best movies he ever made.
Perfect Stranger - Never saw it, thank God.
Unbreakable - His best film ever. Ever.
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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the jackal was pretty terrible too
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vash17
Title: Lord of pie
Joined: Oct 10 2006
Location: over the rainbow
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
Loaded Weapon is awesome, and so is Breakfast of Champions. Where's Hostage? Or those crappy comedies he made with Matthew Perry? Or Hart's War? Or Lucky Number Slevin? Mercury Rising?
A lot of people seem to hate Unbreakable too. |
I liked unbreakable too. like ross said, you probably have to be a comic book fan to like it.
is lucky number slevin bad? i heard it was actually rather decent and I have it TiVO'd, just havent seen it yet. |
I actually think Slevin's pretty good, though it's not as good after you watch it knowing the twist.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Slevin probably isn't as bad as I think it is, but I can't watch it without constantly thinking about what a fucking stupid name for a movie Lucky Number Slevin is. It's the type of pun a kindergartner would come up with.
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vash17
Title: Lord of pie
Joined: Oct 10 2006
Location: over the rainbow
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Well, at least the name fits with the movie, though I won't spoil it.
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