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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
Posts: 885
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Ever play a game and for a second you get drove out of your zone because you see something illogical, weird, stupid, or just funny?
The fact is most games aren't suppose to make sense (hence my signature states) but some times your like "wtf that isn't right, that makes no sense" I've always wondered why Mario can shoot fire balls underwater, Megaman couldn't use fire underwater.
Then I thought Megaman is a robot wtf he can't go in water he will get fried.
If you take the Mario game and view it from a different view you would probably think "wtf a mushroom makes you taller? wtf is that thing a mushroom with eyes? wth that turtle can fly!?" then you would think that you need therapy.
Once in ssbm I was in event mode on the one called: "Gargantuans" and I seen a super, super, small Mario grab DK and throw his ass off the stage. Probably the most stupid thing I've seen that in a video game, very funny too.
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 I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Laminated_Sky
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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Why the first 5 Grand Theft Auto main characters couldn't swim.
Most of the Plot of Metal Gear Solid 2.
Why nobody has hired Gary Busey to do voiceovers for a game.
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erock
Title: likes to party
Joined: Dec 21 2007
Location: Phoenix. its hot outside
Posts: 1219
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Going into Thunder Ryu's training center on No More Heroes, and having him tell me to take off my clothes and bend over "like I was using a Japanese toilet".
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4464
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I was playing the sumo wrestling game in Summer Games for the C64 and ended up actually tossing my opponent back over my head and off the screen. It scored me like a million points or something.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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While playing Halo 3 single player, on the mission where you have to take out the two Scarabs, after I destroyed the power core thingie, I was somehow flung into the mountains at the very edge of the map. The impact didn't kill me and I stayed up there awhile sniping enemies, until I tried to get back to the main battle and fell to my death.
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24882
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The true ending to Super mode in the NES Bubble Bobble.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Mr. Grimes
Joined: Jan 30 2008
Location: Hastings World, NE
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I was playing Golden Axe with my friend back in the day. Death Adder kills my friend and then just hangs out right where he killed her, paying no attention to me killing him. It was like my Gilius Thunderhead's ghost stuck around to help me kill Death Adder. it was neat.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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wasn't there a gamecube game and the whole point of it was to fuck with you
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Yeah, that is definitely a strange series of games. Even though they're considered "joke" (or "shit") games in Japan, that's like when one of your friends cracks a really, really weird joke that makes everyone stop dead and turn slowly to look at said friend like he has six heads, then he tries to laugh it off like he was kidding about kidding. Nice try Japan, but we're onto you! Not literally after seeing your strange speedo man games but...
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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in ym game deadpool ahs a move where he attacks you with a sword, tosses the sword in the air, beats the shit out of you, catches the sword, slashes through you, knockign you over, then rebounds off the wall, exclaims "I'M GONAN KILL YOU!" and lands on you with the sword.
I was playing teams, and in the middle of htis move, hulk decides to punch the opponent int he face, killing them. deadpool continues to beat on the corpse, then while he's repounding off the wall, the corpse flies across the screen. deadpool still exclaims "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" and lands on the WRONG SIDE of the screen, stabs his swords into NOTHING, and blood spurts out of the FLOOR.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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| wasn't there a gamecube game and the whole point of it was to fuck with you |
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, which was also the game Nintendo bought the patent on the "sanity meter".
One WTF moment was playing Mission: Impossible the N64 and the CIA guys managed to arrest me after I broke out of the interrogation room, but before I went into the hallway. There was a special "cinema" and everything. I've never been able to get that to happen again. The special cinema also leads me to believe it wasn't a glitch.
The Hideo screen in MGS1.
Everything in MGS2 when I first played it, but now everything makes sense.
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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The "fight" with Letz Shake in No More Heroes. Was cool though.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Bluey
Title: 99 Beserkers
Joined: Jul 18 2007
Location: Thirteenth Street
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| Tebor wrote: |
| Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
| wasn't there a gamecube game and the whole point of it was to fuck with you |
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, which was also the game Nintendo bought the patent on the "sanity meter". |
After finishing Eternal Darkness a couple times, I'm not even totally sure the game itself ever happened. The way it plays out, it makes you feel like the whole thing was either some madman's delusion or some drunkard's hangover nightmare.
Besides Arcanum and Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, Eternal Darkness is one of the few games that I put a lot of thought and theory into.
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My Sydapedia page lists my game collection and friend codes, if you're interested. |
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Mr. Grimes
Joined: Jan 30 2008
Location: Hastings World, NE
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I'm playing my friend on NFL2K5 for PS2. I threw the ball to a reciever and somehow my reciever, a blocker, and one of his cornerbacks are all way up in open field at about his 35 yard line. He keeps trying to tackle me but I keep using my blocker to help me get little 5-yard gains over and over again. After about 30 seconds of this I finally make it to the end zone. For that whole time, no one from either of our teams comes to help us. We looked at the replay and saw that all of our other team members were just walking around slowly while our epic battle continued up field.
It's hard to explain, but it was crazy as fuck. My friend was totally pissed after that.
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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
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If you have ever played the 2 "True Crimes" games they have a lot of glitches (True Crimes games are like the retarded cousin of GTA except you a cop).
My favorite glitch is with any vehicle, but I prefer a bus. Anyway you take your car or bus, and drive it under a bridge, that goes into a main road, if you have the right speed you will get sent flying, like nothing you've ever seen before. Probably my favorite glitch that I found in that game. Also its not like you go straight up, you're fucking flipping and twisting, that's why I use a bus it's the most amusing.
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I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=Laminated_Sky
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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oh I loved streets of LA. the dialog was hilarious! it also had some of the most fantastic glitches ever.
I didn't get to play much of streets of NY, but I heard that it was ruined because they replaced all of the funny with over the top drama, and the glitches were game breaking.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Dave Mirra's Pro BMX 2 is one of the only Acclaim games I liked, and for one reason: the Wipeout mode on the highway stage. Playing as The Slim Jim Guy and getting his giant hair stuck in a hubcap was fucking hilarious.
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