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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
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Ever play a game that you would find more entertaining if you threw it at someone, instead of actually playing it?
Now I'm gonna say I don't really hate games much unless I get stuck, but I do hate Castlevania Simon's Quest that game was fucking infuriating for me. I always got raped by zombies, I never knew the point to that game still don't. Someone tell me
Now I'd like to shove that game up Simon's ass and send him on a quest to the proctologist.
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 I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24882
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Game I hate and would like to blow up:
Hydlide
Bart vs. The Space Mutants
Nastar Warrior
King's Quest III
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Mr. Grimes
Joined: Jan 30 2008
Location: Hastings World, NE
Posts: 113
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I want to put BattleToads for the NES on a mini speeder bike and run it into a wall.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. I'd sew its asshole shut and keep feeding it.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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| Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. I'd sew its asshole shut and keep feeding it. |
What's wrong with San Andreas? That game's fun as hell.
I would destroy Megaman X7; great idea programming the game to stop you dead in your tracks when you beat Red so if you're jumping (which you have to do constantly in that fight) and you're over water, you die instantly! Even though you beat him! Also a great idea to not put a continue point after that fight so that the one time you beat him and don't plunge straight into the death water, you can die five seconds later in the ridiculous jumping puzzles directly following that boss fight!
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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Tebor
Moderator
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
Posts: 6088
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Superman 64... Which I returned to Blockbuster early... The hell I'm paying to destroy it.
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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God, Elder Scrolls: Morrowind was a giant waste of money.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
Posts: 2739
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The bouncer, which would be at its most entertaining sparking inside my microwave. Best of all, by entering the time you want it to cook, you actually top the amount the game actually lets you play.
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4464
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Legend of Zelda
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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| Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. I'd sew its asshole shut and keep feeding it. |
What's wrong with San Andreas? That game's fun as hell. |
If you don't count that awful flying mission you have to do for Zero. That was impossible to control! I just gave up on the game because of that bullshit.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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| Char Aznable wrote: |
| God, Elder Scrolls: Morrowind was one of the best games ever. |
Fixed.
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| If you don't count that awful flying mission you have to do for Zero. That was impossible to control! I just gave up on the game because of that bullshit. |
I'll give you that, I abandoned that mission as well, but I don't think that was a required one...
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Bluey
Title: 99 Beserkers
Joined: Jul 18 2007
Location: Thirteenth Street
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I didn't really like Morrowind either. I can see why people liked it, so I'm not denouncing it, but it sure didn't work for me. Same goes for Grand Theft Auto 3, at least until I end up with my own copy that I can play my own way.
I don't think I have the courage to physically destroy an actual cartridge or CD though! I'd like to drop Bart vs. the Space Mutants and other assorted terrible games off the balcony and watch them shatter like ice cubes, but I can't. It's not the cartridge's fault it's been endowed with a terrible game...
I have deleted ROM files before, though, if that counts.
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My Sydapedia page lists my game collection and friend codes, if you're interested. |
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