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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
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Universal has signed a six-year deal with Hasbro... to make "at least four movies based on well-known games like Monopoly, Battleship, Candy Land and Ouija." Jesus Christ, that's a worse idea than comic book movies and video game movies combined.
The first movie from the deal is to be released in either 2010 or 2011, with Universal releasing at least one film per year thereafter, the companies said.
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DarkMaze
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Here's hoping they go the Clue route. 
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FNJ
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Syd Lexia
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I would definitely watch a Candy Land movie. I imagine it would be hilariously gay.
Also, Operation would make a good movie. Does Hasbro own the rights to that? What about Crossfire? Ants in the Pants?
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Stanly
Title: I Live!
Joined: Feb 18 2008
Location: Florida
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I think Don't Break the Ice would make a most awesome movie.....
How would the trailer go you think?
I think it would be a horror/thriller like Saw.....
One man who has nothing to lose......
Catchline:
It's Hammer Time!
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Syd Lexia
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How about Dizzy Dizzy Dinosaur?
Tagline: He was real nice... until they rolled the dice!
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
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Yeah, I heard about those negotiations a couple of weeks ago. Glad they got signed.
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 "If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
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Syd Lexia
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Monopoly is slated to be directed by Michael Moore. It will star George Clooney, Susan Sarandon, Danny Glover, and Tim Robbins. It will be super gay.
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Tebor
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Monopoly is slated to be directed by Michael Moore. It will star George Clooney, Susan Sarandon, Danny Glover, and Tim Robbins. It will be super gay. |
Lies.
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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I'd love to see a Mouse Trap movie, 2 hours of rube goldberg madness.
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Bouya
Title: Delinquent
Joined: Aug 15 2007
Location: Suzuran
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
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The land of Jenga is in crisis. The population growth is at an all time high, but they've run out of natural resourses and are unable to build houses for the swelling populace. Their only salvation is a man with a plan and a steady hand.
Jenga: the sky's the limit.
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Bouya
Title: Delinquent
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I was thinking more like... a bomber built the world's most complicated bomb, and in order to defuse it, x amount of pieces must be removed to reach the detonator. But if it falls over, it will explode. So world Jenga tournaments are held to find the master bomb defuser.
Then they could re-release Jenga as a movie tie-in, but have it so that it's filled with a balloon that pops when the pieces fall. Maybe some kind of disappearing ink, like the old Zap-It guns. 
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docinsano
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Two words: Mister Bucket.
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Stanly
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| docinsano wrote: |
| Two words: Mister Bucket. |
I'm pretty sure Mr. Bucket would be a porno......
That was a catchy catchy commercial.......(correct me if I'm wrong)
*goofy singing voice*
I'm Mr. Bucket....
Balls pop outta my mouth
Mr. Bucket...
Balls pop outta my mouth...
Mr. Bucket...
Buckets of Fun!
Mr. Bucket....
Buckets of Fun!
I hope to hell someone else remembers this.
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docinsano
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| Stanly wrote: |
| docinsano wrote: |
| Two words: Mister Bucket. |
I'm pretty sure Mr. Bucket would be a porno......
That was a catchy catchy commercial.......(correct me if I'm wrong)
*goofy singing voice*
I'm Mr. Bucket....
Balls pop outta my mouth
Mr. Bucket...
Balls pop outta my mouth...
Mr. Bucket...
Buckets of Fun!
Mr. Bucket....
Buckets of Fun!
I hope to hell someone else remembers this. |
Yes, I believe those are the words if my memory serves me right. Based on the commercial, you could make a movie that's not a porno but doesn't make sense. For example, there's this spretty normal looking dude named Mr. Bucket with one little quirk: Balls pop out of his mouth. Now that would be some funny shit, would it not?
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| docinsano wrote: |
| Stanly wrote: |
| docinsano wrote: |
| Two words: Mister Bucket. |
I'm pretty sure Mr. Bucket would be a porno......
That was a catchy catchy commercial.......(correct me if I'm wrong)
*goofy singing voice*
I'm Mr. Bucket....
Balls pop outta my mouth
Mr. Bucket...
Balls pop outta my mouth...
Mr. Bucket...
Buckets of Fun!
Mr. Bucket....
Buckets of Fun!
I hope to hell someone else remembers this. |
Yes, I believe those are the words if my memory serves me right. Based on the commercial, you could make a movie that's not a porno but doesn't make sense. For example, there's this spretty normal looking dude named Mr. Bucket with one little quirk: Balls pop out of his mouth. Now that would be some funny shit, would it not? |
That sounds more like an SNL skit. Which could feasibly be turned into a movie if it became a popular skit.
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S. McCracken
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FNJ
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| -bjork- wrote: |
| What, no Jenga? |
terrorist movie.
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