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Posted: Dec 31 2007 05:31 pm

Yes, I'm talking about Vault.

I love it, it's green can, it's Mountain Dew like taste, I just love it. Screw Red Bull and Monster, I love Vault!!!!!

What about you?

Posted: Dec 31 2007 05:44 pm

Vault is too weak for Simon Belmont. I cannot endorse this drink.

Posted: Dec 31 2007 05:52 pm

All energy drinks F up my stomach. Except for Red Bull and VitaEnergy.

So, I'm not really willing to give this one a shot.

Posted: Dec 31 2007 06:57 pm

I have a heart condition, so my mom says I can't drink energy drinks as they might, you know, kill me and stuff. But if it's anything like Mountain Dew when it went all "energy drinkish" then it's probably pretty kick ass

Posted: Dec 31 2007 07:14 pm

Vault is pretty much just a bullshit version of Surge, which was the best fucking drink EVER.

Posted: Dec 31 2007 08:03 pm

Vault is alright, my dude just seems to be obsessed with it.

It's also a great chaser when drinking liquor. Cool

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

No more green drinks!

Posted: Dec 31 2007 08:50 pm

Incredible Hulk's ftw.

Posted: Jan 01 2008 12:21 am

I'll stick with NOS and Sobe's Adrenaline and No Fear.

The only three energy drinks I can stand the taste of.

And, who the hell came up with Jaeger Bombs?

Red Bull and Jaegermeister should not go together.
(Crappy Taste + Licorice = Crappy Tasting Licorice.)

Posted: Jan 01 2008 12:26 am

Haddox wrote:

Vault is pretty much just a bullshit version of Surge, which was the best fucking drink EVER.

SSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE

Posted: Jan 01 2008 12:33 am

erock462 wrote:

Haddox wrote:

Vault is pretty much just a bullshit version of Surge, which was the best fucking drink EVER.

SSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE

Which in itself was a rip off of drink known as:

Posted: Jan 01 2008 01:18 am

Mountain Dew actually has more caffeine and sugar. Not to mention benzene. I do love Vault, though.

As for actual energy drinks, I like Bawls and Amp. Haven't tried much else, though.

Posted: Jan 01 2008 01:43 am

Char Aznable wrote:

Mountain Dew actually has more caffeine and sugar. Not to mention benzene. I do love Vault, though.

As for actual energy drinks, I like Bawls and Amp. Haven't tried much else, though.

So, you just admitted that you like to put bawls in your mouth...

BURN!

Posted: Jan 01 2008 02:37 am

Yes. I like to put Bawls in my mouth. I think their slogan should be BAWLS: Put it in Your Mouth.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

ok, heres the rundown:

-jolt is the progenetor virus, and it tastes a lot better than surge too.

-vault is okay, but not spectacular, it might kill ross rifle.

-jaeger bombs are awesome drinks, but they're better with jolt.

-jolt will also most certainly kill ross rifle.

-bawls can make an awesome drink called "blue bawls" if you mix it with certain liquor.

-red bull gives you wiiiiings!

-the only tasty monster is the green can, and even that's stretching it.

-rockstar is the official energy drink of the flyin' jew.

-Jeff Gordon has an energy drink?

-the hulk hogan energy drink is probably made from is blood, kind of like drinking that wine at church.

-WWE Monday Night Raw also has it's own energy drink.

-when I need to toughen up, I get back to basics. whatever happened to YJ stinger?

-what the fuck am I talking about?

Posted: Jan 01 2008 02:52 am

Drink every single thing you were talking about in one cup. Now THATs a cocktail.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

I was gonan do an article where I used halo game fuel to mix alcoholicbeverages, but I think someone already did that, and I can't find game fuel anywhere.

Posted: Jan 01 2008 03:02 am

Game fuel is almost done with.

Posted: Jan 01 2008 03:03 am

Good. I didn't like it to begin with.

Posted: Jan 01 2008 03:05 am

Char Aznable wrote:

Good. I didn't like it to begin with.

Why do you keep following me and hating everything I like? LOL!

Posted: Jan 01 2008 03:30 am

Don't hate on Simon, man.

Posted: Jan 01 2008 07:06 am

I wanted to like Jolt from the moment I first heard about it, but it's gross.

Posted: Jan 01 2008 01:44 pm

Syd Lexia wrote:

I wanted to like Jolt from the moment I first heard about it, but it's gross.

What's wrong with Jolt?

Posted: Jan 01 2008 01:55 pm

JEW wrote:

-jaeger bombs are awesome drinks, but they're better with jolt.

This post is made of truth and win.

Posted: Jan 01 2008 06:42 pm

DarknessDeku wrote:

Syd Lexia wrote:

I wanted to like Jolt from the moment I first heard about it, but it's gross.

What's wrong with Jolt?

It tastes absolutely terrible.